Ed Lammps
@edlammps.bsky.social
Old-ish. Love those puns. Gold Coast, Australia. Oh yeah, got a dog, Baxter.
Each year in November we’d wander the streets asking “Pinafore the Guy?”
August 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Each year in November we’d wander the streets asking “Pinafore the Guy?”
That took work. Respect.
July 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
That took work. Respect.
No Aussie drinks Fosters.
July 20, 2026 at 8:07 AM
No Aussie drinks Fosters.
Hey mate, seen the fires on the news.
July 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Hey mate, seen the fires on the news.
The ones with animal track soles?
July 10, 2026 at 9:25 AM
The ones with animal track soles?
Maybe he thought you were trying to pull the wool over his eyes.
June 23, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Maybe he thought you were trying to pull the wool over his eyes.
This ban has been in force for under 16 year olds for at least 6 months in Australia.
June 15, 2026 at 8:55 AM
This ban has been in force for under 16 year olds for at least 6 months in Australia.
It’s on Pay Per View on Aussie Tv! Oh, fuck off outta here please!
June 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
It’s on Pay Per View on Aussie Tv! Oh, fuck off outta here please!
Yeah, but we’re lucky enough to pay a max of 50 cents here in Queensland.
June 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Yeah, but we’re lucky enough to pay a max of 50 cents here in Queensland.
Chris Martins gathering on stage.
May 28, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Chris Martins gathering on stage.
Accompanied by a glass of chilled Mateus Rosé.
May 26, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Accompanied by a glass of chilled Mateus Rosé.
Arnold tortoise all he’s the one and only Terrapinator
May 23, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Arnold tortoise all he’s the one and only Terrapinator
“I’ll do it dreckly Batman.” Cornish Robin to Cornish Batman.
May 23, 2026 at 8:30 AM
“I’ll do it dreckly Batman.” Cornish Robin to Cornish Batman.
Been there, done that.
May 21, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Been there, done that.
And it’s Queensland for the win!
May 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
And it’s Queensland for the win!
Yeah I’m a Gold Coast Titans fan, but any time a Queensland team beats a NSW team I’m happy. We have the same North South divide here too mate. Southern fairies.
May 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Yeah I’m a Gold Coast Titans fan, but any time a Queensland team beats a NSW team I’m happy. We have the same North South divide here too mate. Southern fairies.
Right now I’m watching the Sydney Roosters vs North Queensland Cowboys Rugby League match, so I can forget the political world’s crap for an hour or so.
May 16, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Right now I’m watching the Sydney Roosters vs North Queensland Cowboys Rugby League match, so I can forget the political world’s crap for an hour or so.
Trouble is we do. Having said that most of us have the intelligence to reject such bullshit.
May 16, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Trouble is we do. Having said that most of us have the intelligence to reject such bullshit.
I understand and I’m on the other side of the world!
May 16, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I understand and I’m on the other side of the world!