I've been playing gregtech and it's really cool, but why does the guy who made it look like an 19th century industrialist version of my boss
August 24, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I've been playing gregtech and it's really cool, but why does the guy who made it look like an 19th century industrialist version of my boss
Even though my data lines are fixed, I still don't feel the same since last night. My internal sensors are still so noisy it feels my abdominal hatch is filled with fuzz.
August 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Even though my data lines are fixed, I still don't feel the same since last night. My internal sensors are still so noisy it feels my abdominal hatch is filled with fuzz.
Reposted by Egg Pawn #255
guuuuhhh..
last night was...
I dont think ill everr be the same
I need time to think..
last night was...
I dont think ill everr be the same
I need time to think..
August 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
guuuuhhh..
last night was...
I dont think ill everr be the same
I need time to think..
last night was...
I dont think ill everr be the same
I need time to think..
Maintenance crew fixed me, but I can't do anything for the next while because I have to do a full sensor system recalibration; a shame (HELL YES). I will play Minecraft in the meantime, I've never played it myself but Robotnik liked playing a mod called "Greg-Tech"?, so I might try that.
August 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Maintenance crew fixed me, but I can't do anything for the next while because I have to do a full sensor system recalibration; a shame (HELL YES). I will play Minecraft in the meantime, I've never played it myself but Robotnik liked playing a mod called "Greg-Tech"?, so I might try that.
guhhh *clutches abdominal hatch* I forgot that damage to my data lines causes pain
August 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
guhhh *clutches abdominal hatch* I forgot that damage to my data lines causes pain
I know a party when I detect one. The up-tight higher-up badnik's opsec rules could never keep me from partying with bug. I'll just say I had a slight malfunction *severs telemetry line*
August 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I know a party when I detect one. The up-tight higher-up badnik's opsec rules could never keep me from partying with bug. I'll just say I had a slight malfunction *severs telemetry line*
ever since Eggman got captured and Bug left, things have gotten a lot more... paranoid... around here.
I saw one badnik get completely deconstructed while being searched for wiretaps.
I saw one badnik get completely deconstructed while being searched for wiretaps.
August 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
ever since Eggman got captured and Bug left, things have gotten a lot more... paranoid... around here.
I saw one badnik get completely deconstructed while being searched for wiretaps.
I saw one badnik get completely deconstructed while being searched for wiretaps.
holy shit, I got my internet connected to my untapped comms channel, I wonder if I can play with bug again :D
August 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
holy shit, I got my internet connected to my untapped comms channel, I wonder if I can play with bug again :D
if you really think about it, robot4robot really is yuri
August 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
if you really think about it, robot4robot really is yuri
Reposted by Egg Pawn #255
me n drip found this image on starlines hard drive
wat dos it mean?????
wat dos it mean?????
August 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
me n drip found this image on starlines hard drive
wat dos it mean?????
wat dos it mean?????
One time I was loaned as a private bodyguard for an influential security contractor and he was given access to one of my comms channels for private calling. However, the line wasn't disconnected from monitoring, and an extra "private" call of his got leaked.
He did not pursue that contract with us.
He did not pursue that contract with us.
August 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
One time I was loaned as a private bodyguard for an influential security contractor and he was given access to one of my comms channels for private calling. However, the line wasn't disconnected from monitoring, and an extra "private" call of his got leaked.
He did not pursue that contract with us.
He did not pursue that contract with us.
this is discrimination
August 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
this is discrimination
guhhh... reprogramming is making me feel woozy, I think I'm gonna-
*performs entire combat moveset within 3 seconds, the last second looking suspiciously like the club penguin dance*
*performs entire combat moveset within 3 seconds, the last second looking suspiciously like the club penguin dance*
August 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
guhhh... reprogramming is making me feel woozy, I think I'm gonna-
*performs entire combat moveset within 3 seconds, the last second looking suspiciously like the club penguin dance*
*performs entire combat moveset within 3 seconds, the last second looking suspiciously like the club penguin dance*
I've been put on more neural network chip training assignments with the other badniks, again a lot of running into walls, but also trying to detect different badniks only using my sensors and the chips their connected too.
I now lack the time to get "sick 360 noscopes" in Phantom Forces :(
I now lack the time to get "sick 360 noscopes" in Phantom Forces :(
August 20, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I've been put on more neural network chip training assignments with the other badniks, again a lot of running into walls, but also trying to detect different badniks only using my sensors and the chips their connected too.
I now lack the time to get "sick 360 noscopes" in Phantom Forces :(
I now lack the time to get "sick 360 noscopes" in Phantom Forces :(
my servos really need greased up
August 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
my servos really need greased up
was performing a demo and instead of following my pre-programmed moveset, I decided to trip and start flailing since that seemed to be all rage among other robots at the trade show
August 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
was performing a demo and instead of following my pre-programmed moveset, I decided to trip and start flailing since that seemed to be all rage among other robots at the trade show
// fuuuck I just realized I should've numbered myself in hex, I could've been Egg Pawn 0xFF
August 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
// fuuuck I just realized I should've numbered myself in hex, I could've been Egg Pawn 0xFF
I sniped Egg Pawn #193 while playing Phantom Forces with Moto Bug #00043 and they screamed loud as fuck; I could hear them from across the warehouse
August 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I sniped Egg Pawn #193 while playing Phantom Forces with Moto Bug #00043 and they screamed loud as fuck; I could hear them from across the warehouse
Reposted by Egg Pawn #255
August 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Robotnik has been having me help train his computer vision chip, which has pretty much only involved me repeatedly running into walls
August 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Robotnik has been having me help train his computer vision chip, which has pretty much only involved me repeatedly running into walls
one time tails accidentally figured out how to hack into us with his garage door opener because our comms channel used the same frequency as a standard garage remote
August 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
one time tails accidentally figured out how to hack into us with his garage door opener because our comms channel used the same frequency as a standard garage remote
Reposted by Egg Pawn #255
Everyone thinks the Eggman empire is evil
and look I get it, we have pretty bad pr
but like
cmon
Chevron is right there
and look I get it, we have pretty bad pr
but like
cmon
Chevron is right there
August 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Everyone thinks the Eggman empire is evil
and look I get it, we have pretty bad pr
but like
cmon
Chevron is right there
and look I get it, we have pretty bad pr
but like
cmon
Chevron is right there
Boston dynamics has got nothing on my sick moves *starts breakdancing*
August 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Boston dynamics has got nothing on my sick moves *starts breakdancing*
Reposted by Egg Pawn #255
dont expect much but i'll do it anyway.....only real badniks will like this post......
August 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
dont expect much but i'll do it anyway.....only real badniks will like this post......