B. Eisner
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And this time... I'll get it right.
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|| ok temporary pin but basically as TLDR as possible, in this portrayal of Byleth he’s gonna be tweaking a lot bc he’s scrambling to achieve a happy ending for everybody but he’s low-key losing his mind because each new game+ feels increasingly impossible to ensure EVERYONE gets to live
So like I forgot I had a birthday.
September 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
So like I forgot I had a birthday.
|| new a change we feeling like sexy lore rn
September 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
|| new a change we feeling like sexy lore rn
I should prepare it. Are you finished with your cup? I can refill it if you’d like.
It is, yes. Would you like me to prepare some for you?
Is that ginger tea you’re having?
September 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I should prepare it. Are you finished with your cup? I can refill it if you’d like.
|| I have so many ideas that I actually am forced to make a pin or I have to relearn how to use carrds omg shoot me now
September 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
|| I have so many ideas that I actually am forced to make a pin or I have to relearn how to use carrds omg shoot me now
|| new hc: the very first new game+, (second play through) Byleth started keeping a record of his experiences and timelines in a separate journal from his desk, which would then turn into multiple journals over the course of so many years and tries, and each ng+ he buries the journal from the
September 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
|| new hc: the very first new game+, (second play through) Byleth started keeping a record of his experiences and timelines in a separate journal from his desk, which would then turn into multiple journals over the course of so many years and tries, and each ng+ he buries the journal from the
Is that ginger tea you’re having?
Ah, Professor. Good morning to you, as well.
Good morning, Freia.
September 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Is that ginger tea you’re having?
He let out a frightening scream from the second-floor window of the monastery, it lasted for half an hour. Then, his lips pressed into a thin line, and he quietly proceeded with the rest of the day.
September 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
He let out a frightening scream from the second-floor window of the monastery, it lasted for half an hour. Then, his lips pressed into a thin line, and he quietly proceeded with the rest of the day.
Good morning, Freia.
🧍♀️ sipping her tea
September 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Good morning, Freia.
In this new game+, I told every house leader I will be their new professor so nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong this time
September 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
In this new game+, I told every house leader I will be their new professor so nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong this time
|| ok temporary pin but basically as TLDR as possible, in this portrayal of Byleth he’s gonna be tweaking a lot bc he’s scrambling to achieve a happy ending for everybody but he’s low-key losing his mind because each new game+ feels increasingly impossible to ensure EVERYONE gets to live
September 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
|| ok temporary pin but basically as TLDR as possible, in this portrayal of Byleth he’s gonna be tweaking a lot bc he’s scrambling to achieve a happy ending for everybody but he’s low-key losing his mind because each new game+ feels increasingly impossible to ensure EVERYONE gets to live
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You need not burden yourself with my well being. I am here for you all, besides, your own plate is heavy with many of your own worries.
uh.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
[ Sweats. ]
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
September 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
You need not burden yourself with my well being. I am here for you all, besides, your own plate is heavy with many of your own worries.
[ Sweats. ]
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
oh! don’t feel bad! i’ll start using it too! rise and cry everyone!!!
um. wait, maybe not. that sounds sad.
um. wait, maybe not. that sounds sad.
Okay so it’s me saying that 😔😔😔😔
September 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
[ Sweats. ]
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
Yes. That does sound sad. I am never sad.
However, I am finding that crying first thing in the morning releases many of the nerves that cause build up and tension in our bodies.
Okay so it’s me saying that 😔😔😔😔
who is saying that
Rise and cry or whatever the kids be saying
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Okay so it’s me saying that 😔😔😔😔
Rise and cry or whatever the kids be saying
September 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Rise and cry or whatever the kids be saying
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"ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ."
- ꜰᴇ3ʜ/ꜰᴇʀᴘ ᴏᴄ -
- ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʙɪɴᴇᴀ -
- ↺& ♡ -
⬇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬇
- ꜰᴇ3ʜ/ꜰᴇʀᴘ ᴏᴄ -
- ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʙɪɴᴇᴀ -
- ↺& ♡ -
⬇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬇
August 31, 2026 at 8:12 AM
"ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪᴍᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ."
- ꜰᴇ3ʜ/ꜰᴇʀᴘ ᴏᴄ -
- ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʙɪɴᴇᴀ -
- ↺& ♡ -
⬇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬇
- ꜰᴇ3ʜ/ꜰᴇʀᴘ ᴏᴄ -
- ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʙɪɴᴇᴀ -
- ↺& ♡ -
⬇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬇
He doesn’t experience outward emotion or flustered behavior the way everyone else was lucky enough to do. But still he felt a warmth rise to his face, he knew /she/ wasn’t saying so, but to hear her boldly say so, his soul almost jumped from his body, but it was shown as a twitch from his shoulder.—
Marianne turns her attention to the bird. “Is there a reason…?” She hadn’t even thought to ask.
A light tweeting. Marianne pinks and averts her eyes. “She said it’s because, um… you’re handsome.”
A light tweeting. Marianne pinks and averts her eyes. “She said it’s because, um… you’re handsome.”
“I am glad she found comfort in my hair.”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
September 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
He doesn’t experience outward emotion or flustered behavior the way everyone else was lucky enough to do. But still he felt a warmth rise to his face, he knew /she/ wasn’t saying so, but to hear her boldly say so, his soul almost jumped from his body, but it was shown as a twitch from his shoulder.—
“I am glad she found comfort in my hair.”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
The yellow canary had personally requested his head for a resting spot. Both Marianne and the bird are pleased. “Yes, she is comfortable….!”
( 灬´ ˘ `灬 )
( 灬´ ˘ `灬 )
…
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
September 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
“I am glad she found comfort in my hair.”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
Byleth remained seated at his desk. He wasn’t doing anything in particular before the canary plopped on his head.
“Is there a particular reason why? I feel as though birds have a preference for my hair when it’s green…”
…
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
puts a bird on your head
September 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
…
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
A bird is now on his head. Yes, this was fine.
“Are they having fun up there?”
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Just remembered that periods exist...
September 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Just remembered that periods exist...
|| oh that mari bed head eats down
September 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
|| oh that mari bed head eats down
September 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
It is a dance of sorts, lots of hip movement, tossing your tear in a circle. Would you be interested, Hubert?
What does that mean.
[ Monotone, but dead serious. ]
A twerk off.
A twerk off.
September 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It is a dance of sorts, lots of hip movement, tossing your tear in a circle. Would you be interested, Hubert?
They need to invent a heroes relic you can smoke weed from because these timelines have me stressed the fuck out
September 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
They need to invent a heroes relic you can smoke weed from because these timelines have me stressed the fuck out