Kenji Sasaki
@eksasaki.bsky.social
Man of integrity (parody)
3X Nicholl Screenwriting Fellowship semifinalist. 2X NBC Late Night Writers Workshop finalist.
3X Nicholl Screenwriting Fellowship semifinalist. 2X NBC Late Night Writers Workshop finalist.
You're watching a thing.
A song you like comes on.
Nice.
They slightly edited the song to match the length of the scene.
IMMERSION BROKEN.
A song you like comes on.
Nice.
They slightly edited the song to match the length of the scene.
IMMERSION BROKEN.
August 28, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You're watching a thing.
A song you like comes on.
Nice.
They slightly edited the song to match the length of the scene.
IMMERSION BROKEN.
A song you like comes on.
Nice.
They slightly edited the song to match the length of the scene.
IMMERSION BROKEN.
Has anyone tried sending Jeff Bezos a 1 billion dollar Venmo request?
June 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Has anyone tried sending Jeff Bezos a 1 billion dollar Venmo request?
Everyone knows about pain au chocolate, but that’s just because the French gatekeep their other pastry that’s way better, pleasure au chocolate.
May 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Everyone knows about pain au chocolate, but that’s just because the French gatekeep their other pastry that’s way better, pleasure au chocolate.
Wild that the Met Gala theme was "fashion as art" and not a single person wore a neck tie with Garfield on it.
May 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Wild that the Met Gala theme was "fashion as art" and not a single person wore a neck tie with Garfield on it.
If you like HelloFresh, you're going to love GoodbyeStale. For just $50/week, we will come and pick up all the spoiled HelloFresh meals you never made.
April 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If you like HelloFresh, you're going to love GoodbyeStale. For just $50/week, we will come and pick up all the spoiled HelloFresh meals you never made.
Gotta love rattlesnakes. You wish you had a maraca on your butt to let people know you're not playing.
April 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Gotta love rattlesnakes. You wish you had a maraca on your butt to let people know you're not playing.
Remember when Digiorno acted like their dough rising was a big deal? OH SHIT, YOU MEAN THE DOUGH RISES???
April 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Remember when Digiorno acted like their dough rising was a big deal? OH SHIT, YOU MEAN THE DOUGH RISES???
They're always cutting off Oscar speeches in the most humiliating ways possible, but it's all worth it so the Full House reruns don't start a minute after 11 PM.
#Oscars
#Oscars
March 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
They're always cutting off Oscar speeches in the most humiliating ways possible, but it's all worth it so the Full House reruns don't start a minute after 11 PM.
#Oscars
#Oscars
Airlines: "for just $687, you may utter one sentence to a first class passenger."
March 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Airlines: "for just $687, you may utter one sentence to a first class passenger."
Airlines: "For just $823, you can upgrade from us calling you 'fatso' to us calling you 'portly gentleman.'"
March 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Airlines: "For just $823, you can upgrade from us calling you 'fatso' to us calling you 'portly gentleman.'"
Airlines: "For only $529, we will turn on the water in the bathroom."
March 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Airlines: "For only $529, we will turn on the water in the bathroom."
Airlines: "For just $428, we will confirm that our pilots are definitely sober."
March 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Airlines: "For just $428, we will confirm that our pilots are definitely sober."
Airlines: "For just $238, we will tell you the real reason we're delayed (it's because we fucked up 😜)."
March 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Airlines: "For just $238, we will tell you the real reason we're delayed (it's because we fucked up 😜)."
Airlines: "For just $176, we will stop pointing at you when people ask why the bathroom is out of order."
March 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Airlines: "For just $176, we will stop pointing at you when people ask why the bathroom is out of order."
Airlines: "For just $149, we will stop making fun of you on the intercom."
March 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Airlines: "For just $149, we will stop making fun of you on the intercom."
Funny sign for a business that has to temporarily shut down due to a snow storm: "Closed for blizzness"
February 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Funny sign for a business that has to temporarily shut down due to a snow storm: "Closed for blizzness"
“I’m thinking about leaving the Blue Man Group and going Blue Man Solo.”
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“I’m thinking about leaving the Blue Man Group and going Blue Man Solo.”
Dang, how many movies does it take to learn how to train a dragon? I don't have all day here.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Dang, how many movies does it take to learn how to train a dragon? I don't have all day here.
Me, adding junk food to my Doordash cart like a child circling toys in a Toys R Us catalog.
January 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Me, adding junk food to my Doordash cart like a child circling toys in a Toys R Us catalog.
“You can tell this band is cool because you have no idea how to pronounce their name.”
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
“You can tell this band is cool because you have no idea how to pronounce their name.”
Can’t wait for my Columbia record club wrapped for this year.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can’t wait for my Columbia record club wrapped for this year.
You either die "random" or live long enough to become "cringe."
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You either die "random" or live long enough to become "cringe."
Yogurt is probably in my top three types of gurt.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yogurt is probably in my top three types of gurt.
Going to get this shirt so I can wear it to Wendy's.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Going to get this shirt so I can wear it to Wendy's.
“This is my son, J.D. Power. He’s always running around with his little associates.”
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“This is my son, J.D. Power. He’s always running around with his little associates.”