Patricio Montaño
@el-pat-oh.bsky.social
Mexican born, SoCal raised, current Coloradan, aspiring Iberian.
There are some who call me…Pat?
He, him, his.
There are some who call me…Pat?
He, him, his.
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Target going all out for Latin Heritage Month.
September 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Target going all out for Latin Heritage Month.
Here’s hoping this POS provides his usual kiss of death.
Go Bucks! 🏈
Go Bucks! 🏈
September 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Here’s hoping this POS provides his usual kiss of death.
Go Bucks! 🏈
Go Bucks! 🏈
Doesn’t Mitch McConnell have an unqualified sister that can take over for him or something?
September 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Doesn’t Mitch McConnell have an unqualified sister that can take over for him or something?
In Zootopia 2, the song “Zoo” establishes that zoos exist in this world. This raises the question…what is kept in those zoos?
Is it animal prison? Do they exhibit humans there?
Is it animal prison? Do they exhibit humans there?
July 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
In Zootopia 2, the song “Zoo” establishes that zoos exist in this world. This raises the question…what is kept in those zoos?
Is it animal prison? Do they exhibit humans there?
Is it animal prison? Do they exhibit humans there?
While not equaling the pain level of a Lakers or Ohio State playoff loss, that was a tough one.
Still…Viva México! 🇲🇽
Still…Viva México! 🇲🇽
July 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
While not equaling the pain level of a Lakers or Ohio State playoff loss, that was a tough one.
Still…Viva México! 🇲🇽
Still…Viva México! 🇲🇽
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will not be playing the Freedom 250 concert.
May 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will not be playing the Freedom 250 concert.
Not a Seahawks fan, but more than happy to say “Eat shit Robert Kraft”.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Not a Seahawks fan, but more than happy to say “Eat shit Robert Kraft”.
Watching Olympic men’s luge and seeing all these chonky dad bods, it seems I missed my calling.
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Watching Olympic men’s luge and seeing all these chonky dad bods, it seems I missed my calling.
It’s crazy that if we say there’s a 50/50 chance we’ll have elections this fall, it’s not considered an exaggeration or a doomsday overreaction.
Most people would probably say that sounds about right.
Most people would probably say that sounds about right.
January 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
It’s crazy that if we say there’s a 50/50 chance we’ll have elections this fall, it’s not considered an exaggeration or a doomsday overreaction.
Most people would probably say that sounds about right.
Most people would probably say that sounds about right.
Taking down Christmas lights outside in shorts and a t-shirt…in January…in Colorado.
Thank God global warming is a myth, otherwise I’d be worried.
Thank God global warming is a myth, otherwise I’d be worried.
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Taking down Christmas lights outside in shorts and a t-shirt…in January…in Colorado.
Thank God global warming is a myth, otherwise I’d be worried.
Thank God global warming is a myth, otherwise I’d be worried.
Can we get some of that regime change?
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can we get some of that regime change?
How are the Google Fiber commercials constantly on every streaming channel?
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How are the Google Fiber commercials constantly on every streaming channel?
Holiday Hot Take:
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Holiday Hot Take:
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.
Christmas Vacation is overrated.
Funny, sentimental, and enjoyable for the first 2/3s of the movie.
It’s mid-November in Colorado and it’s almost 80 degrees.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s mid-November in Colorado and it’s almost 80 degrees.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Not to brag, but I’ve gotten really good at eating string cheese AND sliced cheese completely hands-free.
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not to brag, but I’ve gotten really good at eating string cheese AND sliced cheese completely hands-free.
I know trump’s brain is a trash bag of used cat litter and his toddler-style attention has moved on to the next shiny object…but what happened to all the breathless “Acquiring Greenland is a MUST for American national security” talk his administration kept hammering us with?
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I know trump’s brain is a trash bag of used cat litter and his toddler-style attention has moved on to the next shiny object…but what happened to all the breathless “Acquiring Greenland is a MUST for American national security” talk his administration kept hammering us with?
Charlie Kirk most definitely did NOT deserve to be shot and killed. Also, he was a POS who said “If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified.”, repeatedly told girls they should go to college only to find a husband, and espoused “The Great Replacement”.
Both can be true.
Both can be true.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Charlie Kirk most definitely did NOT deserve to be shot and killed. Also, he was a POS who said “If I see a Black pilot, I'm gonna be like 'boy, I hope he is qualified.”, repeatedly told girls they should go to college only to find a husband, and espoused “The Great Replacement”.
Both can be true.
Both can be true.
At least Dr. Spaceman was a doctor.
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
At least Dr. Spaceman was a doctor.
Impressive day of college football for us. Set up in our living room at 7am for Game Day. Watched Ohio State (Go Bucks!), Penn State (We Are!), LSU/Clemson (both coaches are giant d-bags, so whatever), and started Cal/Oregon State before realizing we’d been sitting in front of the TV for 14 hours.
August 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Impressive day of college football for us. Set up in our living room at 7am for Game Day. Watched Ohio State (Go Bucks!), Penn State (We Are!), LSU/Clemson (both coaches are giant d-bags, so whatever), and started Cal/Oregon State before realizing we’d been sitting in front of the TV for 14 hours.
I feel like if a fast food place is charging $8 for a mediocre burger, the least they can do is have those little overhangs at the drive through order box and windows for when it’s raining/snowing.
August 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I feel like if a fast food place is charging $8 for a mediocre burger, the least they can do is have those little overhangs at the drive through order box and windows for when it’s raining/snowing.
After a long resistance, this is the year I give in. This fall is where, for the first time, I’ll indulge in everything pumpkin…pumpkin spice, pumpkin beer, even pumpkin pie.
July 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
After a long resistance, this is the year I give in. This fall is where, for the first time, I’ll indulge in everything pumpkin…pumpkin spice, pumpkin beer, even pumpkin pie.
Incredible sighting yesterday! Conan could not have been nicer. He asked for each of our names and shook everyone’s hand. I could only blabber about how much we love him. It’s true what they say about him…nice, kind, and genuine.
July 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Incredible sighting yesterday! Conan could not have been nicer. He asked for each of our names and shook everyone’s hand. I could only blabber about how much we love him. It’s true what they say about him…nice, kind, and genuine.
I like Halloween way more than the average person, but it’s mid-June… c’mon.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like Halloween way more than the average person, but it’s mid-June… c’mon.
Scenes from downtown Denver today. Lots of anger, optimism, clever signs, and real patriotism.
June 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Scenes from downtown Denver today. Lots of anger, optimism, clever signs, and real patriotism.