elbe spurling 🏳️⚧️
@elbespurling.bsky.social
artist, author, atheist. best known for illustrating the entire bible in lego.
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Elisha and the Bears
Elisha and the Bears, illustrated in LEGO. 2 Kings 2:23-25. Part of Solomon and On — The Brick Bible by Elbe Spurling.
www.thebrickbible.com
On this day 25 years ago The Brick Bible first launched. To celebrate that huge milestone, I've illustrated the first new content in 7 years with the most fan-requested Bible story ever!
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We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.
October 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.
not trans, not an immigrant. fight the real enemy.
October 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
not trans, not an immigrant. fight the real enemy.
On this day 25 years ago The Brick Bible first launched. To celebrate that huge milestone, I've illustrated the first new content in 7 years with the most fan-requested Bible story ever!
Elisha and the Bears
Elisha and the Bears, illustrated in LEGO. 2 Kings 2:23-25. Part of Solomon and On — The Brick Bible by Elbe Spurling.
www.thebrickbible.com
October 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
On this day 25 years ago The Brick Bible first launched. To celebrate that huge milestone, I've illustrated the first new content in 7 years with the most fan-requested Bible story ever!
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I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
October 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
Sep 30, Oct 1
October 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Sep 30, Oct 1
Your reminder that the Biblical penalty for adultery is death.
This message paid for by the U.S. government.
This message paid for by the U.S. government.
September 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Your reminder that the Biblical penalty for adultery is death.
This message paid for by the U.S. government.
This message paid for by the U.S. government.
Busting out the LEGO again for the first time in years. But what am I up to? 🤔
September 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Busting out the LEGO again for the first time in years. But what am I up to? 🤔
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if you're worried about alienating voters by going "too hard" on trans rights (whatever that means) then your messaging should be at the minimum "why the fuck are you asking me about a forced right wing culture war witch hunt? how does hurting trans people help the state/country? you're weird."
September 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
if you're worried about alienating voters by going "too hard" on trans rights (whatever that means) then your messaging should be at the minimum "why the fuck are you asking me about a forced right wing culture war witch hunt? how does hurting trans people help the state/country? you're weird."
I swear all my life Republicans have grown more twisted and evil and yet they're constantly on the offensive against Democrats who are so bad at messaging that they pathetically fall into their traps every time, going after each other on trans people in goddamn sports. I am so sick of it.
September 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I swear all my life Republicans have grown more twisted and evil and yet they're constantly on the offensive against Democrats who are so bad at messaging that they pathetically fall into their traps every time, going after each other on trans people in goddamn sports. I am so sick of it.
I'll never understand why Democrats don't trumpet this every time immigrants and transgender people come up.
September 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'll never understand why Democrats don't trumpet this every time immigrants and transgender people come up.
Make a band edible:
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
Make a band edible:
Rage Against the Poutine
Rage Against the Poutine
Make a band edible:
Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
Orchestral Turnovers In The Dark
September 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Make a band edible:
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
Fleetwood Mac & Cheese
The Brick Bible's latest Story of the Week is straight from the mouth of Jesus, so take heed!
Better Self-Mutilation Than Hell
Better Self-Mutilation Than Hell, illustrated in LEGO. Mark 10:11. Part of The Ministry of Jesus — The Brick Bible by Elbe Spurling.
www.thebrickbible.com
August 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The Brick Bible's latest Story of the Week is straight from the mouth of Jesus, so take heed!
POV: I'm putting "POV" in front of every post in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.
August 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
POV: I'm putting "POV" in front of every post in a desperate attempt to seem relevant.
He made an offer on the house sight unseen. She bought the new album sound unheard. They ordered today's special taste untasted. We got in line at the petting zoo touch untouched. They refused to enter the bathroom smell unsmelled.
August 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
He made an offer on the house sight unseen. She bought the new album sound unheard. They ordered today's special taste untasted. We got in line at the petting zoo touch untouched. They refused to enter the bathroom smell unsmelled.
Do you like cats? Would you like to watch a live stream of hundreds of well-cared-for kitties at a cat sanctuary in Minnesota? Can't believe this isn't yet the most popular thing on the internet.
www.youtube.com/live/GATLxf5...
www.youtube.com/live/GATLxf5...
Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary Live Stream
YouTube video by Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary
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February 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do you like cats? Would you like to watch a live stream of hundreds of well-cared-for kitties at a cat sanctuary in Minnesota? Can't believe this isn't yet the most popular thing on the internet.
www.youtube.com/live/GATLxf5...
www.youtube.com/live/GATLxf5...
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Elon's literally foreign born.
October 15, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Elon's literally foreign born.
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seems obvious to me but haven't seen anyone else bring it up yet: a big reason that the GOP is running so many anti-trans ads despite their (apparent) ineffectiveness is because the top GOP megadonor is elon musk who is obsessed with attacking trans people because he hates his own trans daughter.
October 9, 2024 at 1:02 AM
seems obvious to me but haven't seen anyone else bring it up yet: a big reason that the GOP is running so many anti-trans ads despite their (apparent) ineffectiveness is because the top GOP megadonor is elon musk who is obsessed with attacking trans people because he hates his own trans daughter.
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i continue to think the united states government should reconsider doing business with a major aerospace contractor who is an unambiguous white nationalist using his social media platform to recruit and mobilize other white nationalists
If Elon Musk wasn't the world's richest person and didn't own car and space companies, the headlines today would be that Trump is being interviewed by a white supremacist.
August 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
i continue to think the united states government should reconsider doing business with a major aerospace contractor who is an unambiguous white nationalist using his social media platform to recruit and mobilize other white nationalists
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“Tim Walz wants to put TAMPONS in MEN’S ROOMS”
Motherfucker you STORMED THE CAPITOL
Motherfucker you STORMED THE CAPITOL
August 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
“Tim Walz wants to put TAMPONS in MEN’S ROOMS”
Motherfucker you STORMED THE CAPITOL
Motherfucker you STORMED THE CAPITOL
Book release day! My new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus is now available to read online at elbespurling.com/salvation
250 pages, 400+ illustrations and maps
250 pages, 400+ illustrations and maps
July 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Book release day! My new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus is now available to read online at elbespurling.com/salvation
250 pages, 400+ illustrations and maps
250 pages, 400+ illustrations and maps
I'm thrilled to share with you the cover of my soon-to-be-released new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus. It distills into 250 pages my two decades of reading and analysis on the origins of two of the world's most influential faiths.
July 10, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I'm thrilled to share with you the cover of my soon-to-be-released new book Salvation: From Ancient Judaism to Christianity Without a Historical Jesus. It distills into 250 pages my two decades of reading and analysis on the origins of two of the world's most influential faiths.
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1923: Hitler’s failed coup.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
February 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
1923: Hitler’s failed coup.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.
No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.
1933: Hitler takes power.
I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.