Eldon Walker (no relation)
@eldon-walker.bsky.social
Retired primate lab tech
Trump is Dennis Hopper from Waterworld.
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Trump is Dennis Hopper from Waterworld.
Maduro should have had his supreme court grant him immunity. Rookie mistake.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Maduro should have had his supreme court grant him immunity. Rookie mistake.
So, is MAGA like some kind of fascist LoveBoat now?
August 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So, is MAGA like some kind of fascist LoveBoat now?
What is Trump's autopsy going to say? Healthiest corpse ever in the history of corpses, blah, blah, blah...?
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What is Trump's autopsy going to say? Healthiest corpse ever in the history of corpses, blah, blah, blah...?
Does anybody else think, with all the military gear amassed in D.C., that there's going to be more than a parade happening Saturday?
June 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Does anybody else think, with all the military gear amassed in D.C., that there's going to be more than a parade happening Saturday?
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"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
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This is a welcoming account. 🏳️🌈
May 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is a welcoming account. 🏳️🌈
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CBS reporter Scott Pelley:
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
May 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
CBS reporter Scott Pelley:
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”.
If you haven’t already shared this, please do.
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This clown doesn’t want you to know this.
April 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This clown doesn’t want you to know this.
Nah, I'm not worried; the economy just went to the store for cigarettes.
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nah, I'm not worried; the economy just went to the store for cigarettes.
Anybody with more talent than me: This song needs some new, more topical lyrics. Maybe a duet.
youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?...
youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?...
Denis Leary - Asshole (Official Uncensored Version)
YouTube video by DenisLearyVEVO
youtu.be
March 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anybody with more talent than me: This song needs some new, more topical lyrics. Maybe a duet.
youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?...
youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?...
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February 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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We can do this!!
February 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We can do this!!
Remember kids:
The proper response to "F*CK Trump" is "Not even with Elon's ___ d*ck".
(___ Optional: bent, broken, rusty, n@zi... well, you get the idea)
The proper response to "F*CK Trump" is "Not even with Elon's ___ d*ck".
(___ Optional: bent, broken, rusty, n@zi... well, you get the idea)
February 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Remember kids:
The proper response to "F*CK Trump" is "Not even with Elon's ___ d*ck".
(___ Optional: bent, broken, rusty, n@zi... well, you get the idea)
The proper response to "F*CK Trump" is "Not even with Elon's ___ d*ck".
(___ Optional: bent, broken, rusty, n@zi... well, you get the idea)
I'm really not enjoying this Revenge of the Nerds/1984 crossover. Who greenlighted this crap?
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm really not enjoying this Revenge of the Nerds/1984 crossover. Who greenlighted this crap?
I almost forgot! Happy Presidents' Day, president musk.
February 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I almost forgot! Happy Presidents' Day, president musk.
Make America Healthy Again, says heroin addicted brain worm.
February 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Make America Healthy Again, says heroin addicted brain worm.
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Damn it Dems, you don't need to let them own the entire narrative.
While Leavitt stands & lies, and the WH banishes AP for not parroting the Mad King, you have the chance to program a counter narrative of truth, daily, debunking lies, from your own podium
Every day at 3pm, hold a Truth Conference.
While Leavitt stands & lies, and the WH banishes AP for not parroting the Mad King, you have the chance to program a counter narrative of truth, daily, debunking lies, from your own podium
Every day at 3pm, hold a Truth Conference.
February 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Damn it Dems, you don't need to let them own the entire narrative.
While Leavitt stands & lies, and the WH banishes AP for not parroting the Mad King, you have the chance to program a counter narrative of truth, daily, debunking lies, from your own podium
Every day at 3pm, hold a Truth Conference.
While Leavitt stands & lies, and the WH banishes AP for not parroting the Mad King, you have the chance to program a counter narrative of truth, daily, debunking lies, from your own podium
Every day at 3pm, hold a Truth Conference.
Why do Christians need to tell you they're Christians? Can you not see it from their actions?
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why do Christians need to tell you they're Christians? Can you not see it from their actions?
Unforseen consequence of the current regime: I can no longer enjoy reading 1984 or watching Idiocracy.
February 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Unforseen consequence of the current regime: I can no longer enjoy reading 1984 or watching Idiocracy.
TIL "Dropping the kids off at the pool" is now "Sending a package to the president"
February 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TIL "Dropping the kids off at the pool" is now "Sending a package to the president"
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Make them famous.
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Make them famous.