ellen
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they need to invent a mall that isn’t a sensory nightmare
September 16, 2026 at 10:36 AM
they need to invent a mall that isn’t a sensory nightmare
the elite Saturday night feeling of racing your ubereats home
August 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
the elite Saturday night feeling of racing your ubereats home
should I start a new audiobook fantasy series or should I re-listen to the Morrigan Crow Nevermoor series for the 3rd time
August 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
should I start a new audiobook fantasy series or should I re-listen to the Morrigan Crow Nevermoor series for the 3rd time
the chaotic neutral temptation to join a stranger’s jam on the tram
July 28, 2026 at 8:36 AM
the chaotic neutral temptation to join a stranger’s jam on the tram
get Jukebox The Ghost’s song ‘Fred Astaire’ into the Fred Astaire movie campaign
July 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
get Jukebox The Ghost’s song ‘Fred Astaire’ into the Fred Astaire movie campaign
i truly miss melbourne icon Milk The Cow Licensed Fromagerie 🐮🍷🧀
July 22, 2026 at 5:22 AM
i truly miss melbourne icon Milk The Cow Licensed Fromagerie 🐮🍷🧀
a fun part of wedding planning is questioning every trope. “But if they’re all wearing different dresses, how will people know they’re bridesmaids?” “Well, they’ll be the ones standing next to me. Up the front. Think that’ll make it pretty clear.”
May 27, 2026 at 5:56 AM
a fun part of wedding planning is questioning every trope. “But if they’re all wearing different dresses, how will people know they’re bridesmaids?” “Well, they’ll be the ones standing next to me. Up the front. Think that’ll make it pretty clear.”
is every single person in Melbourne sick rn??
May 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
is every single person in Melbourne sick rn??
bed-ridden when you actually have like, so much you need to do?? is the worst 🤒😖
May 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
bed-ridden when you actually have like, so much you need to do?? is the worst 🤒😖
turning off Microsoft Teams notifications til Tuesday
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back of a truck .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in the back of a truck .
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2026 at 3:15 AM
turning off Microsoft Teams notifications til Tuesday
controversial opinion: if you have a loud, personal phone call on a train, you’re beyond help and should be lobotomised
April 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
controversial opinion: if you have a loud, personal phone call on a train, you’re beyond help and should be lobotomised
ah yes, April Fool’s Day. time to find out which of the accounts i follow are creative and funny, and which are mean-spirited a-holes
April 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
ah yes, April Fool’s Day. time to find out which of the accounts i follow are creative and funny, and which are mean-spirited a-holes
not tapping on or off gives me that feeling when you’ve ctrl-c’d but haven’t yet ctrl-v’d
March 31, 2026 at 7:42 AM
not tapping on or off gives me that feeling when you’ve ctrl-c’d but haven’t yet ctrl-v’d
what in the Stepford Wives Westworld crossover episode is this
Melania enters her event accompanied by a humanoid robot
March 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
what in the Stepford Wives Westworld crossover episode is this
v excited for Dune 3 even though i can’t remember a single plot point from the first two
March 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
v excited for Dune 3 even though i can’t remember a single plot point from the first two
wonder what it’s like to go shopping for clothes and not wish for death
March 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
wonder what it’s like to go shopping for clothes and not wish for death
i would pay a lot of money to see Timothee Chamalamala even just attempt ballet 😒
March 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i would pay a lot of money to see Timothee Chamalamala even just attempt ballet 😒
February has been insanely busy. All good things but respectfully, I really need March to not be.
February 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
February has been insanely busy. All good things but respectfully, I really need March to not be.
wish I could get zoomies at 4am like my cat, instead of crippling anxiety
February 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
wish I could get zoomies at 4am like my cat, instead of crippling anxiety
irrationally angry about Starbucks-branded, bear-shaped vessels
February 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
irrationally angry about Starbucks-branded, bear-shaped vessels
you know when someone says they don’t drink, but you can tell they Do Other Stuff Instead
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 AM
you know when someone says they don’t drink, but you can tell they Do Other Stuff Instead
menu tasting has got to be one of the best parts of wedding planning 🤩
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 AM
menu tasting has got to be one of the best parts of wedding planning 🤩
great day for crunchy leaves 🍂
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 AM
great day for crunchy leaves 🍂