Baby Nutrient (Liam) 🐘
@elephants.bsky.social
he/him ✨ 30s ✨ EN/DE
99.9% personal stuff but priv accounts aren't a thing on here ig
99.9% personal stuff but priv accounts aren't a thing on here ig
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Fummy plushies gulmping yummy plummy slushies
should i make a gohda mii lmao
October 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
should i make a gohda mii lmao
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sitting so politely
October 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
sitting so politely
Why tf would you take an electric scooter with you on the fuckign bus....
October 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Why tf would you take an electric scooter with you on the fuckign bus....
i frequently fuck up with measure words in chinese but i also rly like them as a concept tbh
October 5, 2026 at 8:13 AM
i frequently fuck up with measure words in chinese but i also rly like them as a concept tbh
im like "wait i didn't really get the conclusion to this episode i better look it up" and then all the imdb reviews are like "yea this ep made no sense at all" i mean. ok phew ig
October 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
im like "wait i didn't really get the conclusion to this episode i better look it up" and then all the imdb reviews are like "yea this ep made no sense at all" i mean. ok phew ig
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my niece keeps texting me and sending pics (sometimes barely readable cause she just learned how to write) and i was like "wow you do so many things, i wish i had pictures to send you too :)" and she replied with a detailed explanation on how to use emojis. not what i meant pls im not your grandpa 😭
October 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
my niece keeps texting me and sending pics (sometimes barely readable cause she just learned how to write) and i was like "wow you do so many things, i wish i had pictures to send you too :)" and she replied with a detailed explanation on how to use emojis. not what i meant pls im not your grandpa 😭
Do not watch Joshua and the Promised Land snd Niu Lai on the same day. In fact do not watch Joshua and etc at all. But like, my brain hurts
October 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Do not watch Joshua and the Promised Land snd Niu Lai on the same day. In fact do not watch Joshua and etc at all. But like, my brain hurts
everytime i read a reddit thread about engagements i lose my mind "you've been dating for 2 years and theres no ring??" "bro how have you been a couple for 3 years but not engaged?" man the straights really are not ok
October 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
everytime i read a reddit thread about engagements i lose my mind "you've been dating for 2 years and theres no ring??" "bro how have you been a couple for 3 years but not engaged?" man the straights really are not ok
I made such an effort with my chinese exercise last week (describing a picture) and someone left a rly nice correction but apparently i just straight up wrote the wrong colors. Like i didn't mix up the words i clearly recall being proud of remembering the word 'green'. But the thing was orange.
October 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I made such an effort with my chinese exercise last week (describing a picture) and someone left a rly nice correction but apparently i just straight up wrote the wrong colors. Like i didn't mix up the words i clearly recall being proud of remembering the word 'green'. But the thing was orange.
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its lowkey one of the best drawings ive made of him too which is tempting me to post iti guess i can share the crop of the more innocious part of it.
September 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
its lowkey one of the best drawings ive made of him too which is tempting me to post iti guess i can share the crop of the more innocious part of it.
the show i was watching had a rat to show the place theyre in being like rundown and rat infested but it was clearly a domesticated one. that was also CLEARLY given a snack to make it stay in place to be filmed it was just rly cute
October 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
the show i was watching had a rat to show the place theyre in being like rundown and rat infested but it was clearly a domesticated one. that was also CLEARLY given a snack to make it stay in place to be filmed it was just rly cute
anyway i also need to rly work out how my fictional culture/nation navigates gender. what i def want is a system that has 3 genders that aren't valued more or less per se, but are still enforced somewhat rigidly. as in, you can be 3rd gender but it comes with its own rules and expectations
October 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
anyway i also need to rly work out how my fictional culture/nation navigates gender. what i def want is a system that has 3 genders that aren't valued more or less per se, but are still enforced somewhat rigidly. as in, you can be 3rd gender but it comes with its own rules and expectations
me, time travelling to meet me younger self: you see you need to pay attention to maths actually because there will be so much maths involved in textile arts and also one day you will want to imply a duodecimal system into ur worldbuilding and -
14 y/o me: uh yea sure buddy 🙄 anyway why are we a guy
14 y/o me: uh yea sure buddy 🙄 anyway why are we a guy
October 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
me, time travelling to meet me younger self: you see you need to pay attention to maths actually because there will be so much maths involved in textile arts and also one day you will want to imply a duodecimal system into ur worldbuilding and -
14 y/o me: uh yea sure buddy 🙄 anyway why are we a guy
14 y/o me: uh yea sure buddy 🙄 anyway why are we a guy
ok well i translated a very simplified fable but it rly helped me think about which parts of grammar and vocab i need to work on. but this is a very, very short version of an aesop fable lmao.
September 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
ok well i translated a very simplified fable but it rly helped me think about which parts of grammar and vocab i need to work on. but this is a very, very short version of an aesop fable lmao.
this entire conlang thing is just me going "ohhh it would be so cool and creative to do x", making it canon and then going "wait how will i ever be able to do this properly myself"
September 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
this entire conlang thing is just me going "ohhh it would be so cool and creative to do x", making it canon and then going "wait how will i ever be able to do this properly myself"
god i hate when tumblr polls are like
how do you call (thing)?
o (US standard)
o (UK standard)
o (extremely specific US accent version)
o "im a freak of nature who uses WEIRD words"
how do you call (thing)?
o (US standard)
o (UK standard)
o (extremely specific US accent version)
o "im a freak of nature who uses WEIRD words"
September 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
god i hate when tumblr polls are like
how do you call (thing)?
o (US standard)
o (UK standard)
o (extremely specific US accent version)
o "im a freak of nature who uses WEIRD words"
how do you call (thing)?
o (US standard)
o (UK standard)
o (extremely specific US accent version)
o "im a freak of nature who uses WEIRD words"
(1000 yeard stare) im gonna do some language exercises to calm down
September 28, 2026 at 11:35 AM
(1000 yeard stare) im gonna do some language exercises to calm down
my insurance is now asking for documents from years ago when i was with a different insurance and mostly i did never have said documents and i cannot acess the ones i do have because, again, im not a customer there anymore. WHY isnt it enough that i physically do not produce these hormones
September 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
my insurance is now asking for documents from years ago when i was with a different insurance and mostly i did never have said documents and i cannot acess the ones i do have because, again, im not a customer there anymore. WHY isnt it enough that i physically do not produce these hormones
Im gonna have to rethink punctuation cause when i handwrite it (and canonically ppl would use quill pens) its too close to the sign with the circle type thing on top😔
September 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Im gonna have to rethink punctuation cause when i handwrite it (and canonically ppl would use quill pens) its too close to the sign with the circle type thing on top😔
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Someone in a crime movie ominously finding an abandoned shoe on the roadside as if i don't see like 5 random abandoned shoes on my way to the next grocery store
September 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Someone in a crime movie ominously finding an abandoned shoe on the roadside as if i don't see like 5 random abandoned shoes on my way to the next grocery store
my vocab list for the conlang so far consists only of very basic words that would be older (and thus simpler) so when i try to do example sentences i end up with shit like "No dinner. The chickens ate your father."
September 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
my vocab list for the conlang so far consists only of very basic words that would be older (and thus simpler) so when i try to do example sentences i end up with shit like "No dinner. The chickens ate your father."
Overhearing a dad talking to his toddler about car brands in the same way others would teach them like, animals. "Oh look! It's a BMW! And do you know that one?"
September 24, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Overhearing a dad talking to his toddler about car brands in the same way others would teach them like, animals. "Oh look! It's a BMW! And do you know that one?"
im watching a sdv letsplay comprehensible input and ik i wouldnt be able to keep up with someone whos minmaxing but they do NOT know how to play sdv i just wanna take over and do it properly
September 24, 2026 at 8:01 AM
im watching a sdv letsplay comprehensible input and ik i wouldnt be able to keep up with someone whos minmaxing but they do NOT know how to play sdv i just wanna take over and do it properly