God’s Sleepiest Soldier
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Atticus, 27
Toronto!
2 Lindsey’s away from a full Lohan
Toronto!
2 Lindsey’s away from a full Lohan
Lectures are going great!!!!
September 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Lectures are going great!!!!
Holy SHIT I screamed so fucking loud at this section 😭
September 20, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Holy SHIT I screamed so fucking loud at this section 😭
Annual gay dance party complete ✅
June 30, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Annual gay dance party complete ✅
It’s summer so whore on main is allowed
June 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It’s summer so whore on main is allowed
I return to a Californian state of mind in times of high stress, something that greatly confuses and upsets my Canadian cohorts.
June 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I return to a Californian state of mind in times of high stress, something that greatly confuses and upsets my Canadian cohorts.
5’7” and a backpack full of textbooks and physiology notes (the ganglion is close to the effector cell in a parasympathetic nerve!)
May 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
5’7” and a backpack full of textbooks and physiology notes (the ganglion is close to the effector cell in a parasympathetic nerve!)
Birthday boy going out for birthday dinner
May 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Birthday boy going out for birthday dinner
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First new episode of Alice Isn't Dead in almost 8 years
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April 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
First new episode of Alice Isn't Dead in almost 8 years
Hewwo everykitty
March 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hewwo everykitty
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Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
February 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
I will say yes to anything. A group of girls in the bathroom of the restaurant were taking something from a dropper, so I said “G? Omg have fun!” And they said “No! It’s actually acid, do you want some?!” And I was raised to be polite, so I knelt down and let a stranger drop LSD under my tongue.
March 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I will say yes to anything. A group of girls in the bathroom of the restaurant were taking something from a dropper, so I said “G? Omg have fun!” And they said “No! It’s actually acid, do you want some?!” And I was raised to be polite, so I knelt down and let a stranger drop LSD under my tongue.
Hey whatsup how’s everyone’s day been
February 24, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Hey whatsup how’s everyone’s day been
6th and last time doing the 3 hour drive between Chico/San Francisco since I got here lmfao
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
6th and last time doing the 3 hour drive between Chico/San Francisco since I got here lmfao
Happier moments still exist lately, at least 🩵
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Happier moments still exist lately, at least 🩵
Oh! I just realized neither of my parents will ever be able to meet my future kids! I have no mom or dad to introduce a boyfriend to! I don’t have a parent to walk me down the aisle!!! Holy fucking shit! Absolutely amazing that I’m a 26 yr old orphan! It’s /great/ how insane I feel about this!
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Oh! I just realized neither of my parents will ever be able to meet my future kids! I have no mom or dad to introduce a boyfriend to! I don’t have a parent to walk me down the aisle!!! Holy fucking shit! Absolutely amazing that I’m a 26 yr old orphan! It’s /great/ how insane I feel about this!
Everyone is telling me how well I’m holding down the fort and how I’m doing amazing and everything right and I have no fucking clue what I’m doing, I don’t know how to hold a funeral, I don’t know how to get him cremated, this is all fucked up and I don’t know what I’m doing
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Everyone is telling me how well I’m holding down the fort and how I’m doing amazing and everything right and I have no fucking clue what I’m doing, I don’t know how to hold a funeral, I don’t know how to get him cremated, this is all fucked up and I don’t know what I’m doing
Signed a DNR today after my dad coded for 14 minutes. Pupils fixed and unresponsive. On life support, waiting for confirmation of brain death.
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Signed a DNR today after my dad coded for 14 minutes. Pupils fixed and unresponsive. On life support, waiting for confirmation of brain death.
My dad has pneumonia in both lungs, a pulmonary embolism, end-stage renal failure, MRSA, and to top it all off they just found cancer in his left lung. This is so insane and absurd I have no idea how to emotionally react to it, but I’m flying down home to California to see him tomorrow.
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My dad has pneumonia in both lungs, a pulmonary embolism, end-stage renal failure, MRSA, and to top it all off they just found cancer in his left lung. This is so insane and absurd I have no idea how to emotionally react to it, but I’m flying down home to California to see him tomorrow.
This absolutely lethal verse
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This absolutely lethal verse
I have the work ethic of Bee, the stutter of Dechard, and the attitude of Toast
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have the work ethic of Bee, the stutter of Dechard, and the attitude of Toast
Is there an award for “most complicated relationship with your father” because I think I’d win
December 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Is there an award for “most complicated relationship with your father” because I think I’d win
He’s just a one eyed tyrant
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
He’s just a one eyed tyrant
Currently recovering from a top 10 most painful surgery and am on 3 different pain meds so if I’m saying crazy shit in the replies pay me no mind
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Currently recovering from a top 10 most painful surgery and am on 3 different pain meds so if I’m saying crazy shit in the replies pay me no mind