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@ellemhaytch.bsky.social
Foul-mouthed politics and justice junkie, animal lover and generally anti-social horse girl (who also likes big, fuzzy spiders).
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Sandy Eggo's having a rough day. W/what's happened at the ICSD, I think the question for locals shouldnt be why/what for RIGHT NOW. That will be put out in coming days. The question we should be asking, imho, is "How can I help?" So, how can I help? What does the ICSD & its ppl need right now?
Just wanted to pimp out team USA again. They're all kicking butt & doing great but, honestly Matt French/Navarro and Robin Bond/Zapata are stealing the show. People been telling y'all for EVAR that mustangs are where it's at. Lots of folks dispute that notion. These two duos are proving them wrong!
September 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Just wanted to pimp out team USA again. They're all kicking butt & doing great but, honestly Matt French/Navarro and Robin Bond/Zapata are stealing the show. People been telling y'all for EVAR that mustangs are where it's at. Lots of folks dispute that notion. These two duos are proving them wrong!
HOLY CRAP! Matt French and Navarro are currently in 2nd place in the WAWE Championships for the maneability portion of the event. They've been edged out of 1st by a great rider from another country for now. Regardless, GO, USA team! You guys are kicking butt! (also, mustangs are the best!)
September 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
HOLY CRAP! Matt French and Navarro are currently in 2nd place in the WAWE Championships for the maneability portion of the event. They've been edged out of 1st by a great rider from another country for now. Regardless, GO, USA team! You guys are kicking butt! (also, mustangs are the best!)
@muellershewrote.com THANK YOU for the shout out for thr USWAWE team! And yes, you got it correct; it's "equitation." I bet I made typos.
September 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
@muellershewrote.com THANK YOU for the shout out for thr USWAWE team! And yes, you got it correct; it's "equitation." I bet I made typos.
I listened to most of "the address" (missed the 1st 6 min) & scrambled to download the docs. Ive ONLY looked at one doc so far & Im so annoyed (I jumped to the Alien Voter Resgistratiin Summary). Holy fuck. 1100 people per state in 25 states supposedly registered illegally. not VOTED. REGISTERED.
July 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I listened to most of "the address" (missed the 1st 6 min) & scrambled to download the docs. Ive ONLY looked at one doc so far & Im so annoyed (I jumped to the Alien Voter Resgistratiin Summary). Holy fuck. 1100 people per state in 25 states supposedly registered illegally. not VOTED. REGISTERED.
The fact that Dems/the left are now piling on to be all like "yeah! Platner's done-ski! We're not like those nasty RW'ers/MAGATs!" Is FUCKING IRONIC considering most of the left doubled down & supported him AFTER we all fuckin knew he was A) A gd Nazi & B) a POS who cheated on his wife. DO BETTER.
July 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The fact that Dems/the left are now piling on to be all like "yeah! Platner's done-ski! We're not like those nasty RW'ers/MAGATs!" Is FUCKING IRONIC considering most of the left doubled down & supported him AFTER we all fuckin knew he was A) A gd Nazi & B) a POS who cheated on his wife. DO BETTER.
June 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Burning question in my mind: who the heck are the 20k-ish people voting for Swalwell? And why?
June 5, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Burning question in my mind: who the heck are the 20k-ish people voting for Swalwell? And why?
Look, I despise the guy too but WHO in their right mind doesnt give themselves the ICK wishing death on another person? That is fucking INSANE. Dont do that. Gross.
June 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Look, I despise the guy too but WHO in their right mind doesnt give themselves the ICK wishing death on another person? That is fucking INSANE. Dont do that. Gross.
Sandy Eggo's having a rough day. W/what's happened at the ICSD, I think the question for locals shouldnt be why/what for RIGHT NOW. That will be put out in coming days. The question we should be asking, imho, is "How can I help?" So, how can I help? What does the ICSD & its ppl need right now?
May 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Sandy Eggo's having a rough day. W/what's happened at the ICSD, I think the question for locals shouldnt be why/what for RIGHT NOW. That will be put out in coming days. The question we should be asking, imho, is "How can I help?" So, how can I help? What does the ICSD & its ppl need right now?
I love it when headhunters call and act all upset/put out that no, I wont leave my current position w/a company I like, move across the country on my own dime, AND take a paycut. LOL Y'all so crayzee.
April 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I love it when headhunters call and act all upset/put out that no, I wont leave my current position w/a company I like, move across the country on my own dime, AND take a paycut. LOL Y'all so crayzee.
The bad thing happens.
The press says dumb stuff. The people speculate. POTUS supporters/simps say "tone it down" while being the worst of the worst wrt rhetoric. We all roll our eyes at the hypocrisy. Rinse. Repeat. It's all so boring. It's all so predictable. And nothing changes.
The press says dumb stuff. The people speculate. POTUS supporters/simps say "tone it down" while being the worst of the worst wrt rhetoric. We all roll our eyes at the hypocrisy. Rinse. Repeat. It's all so boring. It's all so predictable. And nothing changes.
April 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The bad thing happens.
The press says dumb stuff. The people speculate. POTUS supporters/simps say "tone it down" while being the worst of the worst wrt rhetoric. We all roll our eyes at the hypocrisy. Rinse. Repeat. It's all so boring. It's all so predictable. And nothing changes.
The press says dumb stuff. The people speculate. POTUS supporters/simps say "tone it down" while being the worst of the worst wrt rhetoric. We all roll our eyes at the hypocrisy. Rinse. Repeat. It's all so boring. It's all so predictable. And nothing changes.
The sycophants giggling at his non-funny "jokes" is also pretty gd nauseating. This is why I don't listen when he speaks, normally. Now he's saying he's studied assassinations. JFC, save us from this bloviating fool. WHY is the suspected gunman not wearing any clothes on top in the released photo?!
April 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The sycophants giggling at his non-funny "jokes" is also pretty gd nauseating. This is why I don't listen when he speaks, normally. Now he's saying he's studied assassinations. JFC, save us from this bloviating fool. WHY is the suspected gunman not wearing any clothes on top in the released photo?!
Kash Patel should sit the fuck down and stfu. But hey, at least he's not lying... yet.
April 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Kash Patel should sit the fuck down and stfu. But hey, at least he's not lying... yet.
Listening to this old windbag rattle on abt free speech and the Constitution after having spent so much time attacking BOTH w/varying degrees of success makes me want to vomit.
April 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Listening to this old windbag rattle on abt free speech and the Constitution after having spent so much time attacking BOTH w/varying degrees of success makes me want to vomit.
It all seems so suspect. His poll #s are in the tank. He HATES the press. He FAMOUSLY dislikes being the butt of jokes. Yet, all of a sudden he's attending a function he's not gone to a single time as President and where he'll certainly be made fun of. And then THIS happens? Feels fishy at best.
April 26, 2026 at 1:27 AM
It all seems so suspect. His poll #s are in the tank. He HATES the press. He FAMOUSLY dislikes being the butt of jokes. Yet, all of a sudden he's attending a function he's not gone to a single time as President and where he'll certainly be made fun of. And then THIS happens? Feels fishy at best.
I'm certain it's already been mentioned but when MAGA weirdos pull out that old "but he doesnt take a salary!" bs, maybe we should remind them that SUING THE IRS FOR $10B is equiv. to suing to pay himself (for nothing)WITH TAXPAYER $$... which is where his salary comes from. I hate him soooooo much.
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm certain it's already been mentioned but when MAGA weirdos pull out that old "but he doesnt take a salary!" bs, maybe we should remind them that SUING THE IRS FOR $10B is equiv. to suing to pay himself (for nothing)WITH TAXPAYER $$... which is where his salary comes from. I hate him soooooo much.
If you dont follow @msentropy.bsky.social you should. She is, in fact THE SHIT.
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If you dont follow @msentropy.bsky.social you should. She is, in fact THE SHIT.
Interesting how Google and mainstream media, even freaking PBS (!!) are pushing headlines about vids/"scuffles" with ICE from "days before his death" (it was MURDER, ASSHOLES) re Alex Pretti. It feels pretty obvious theyre trying to muddy the water and do the both sides shit. ICK
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Interesting how Google and mainstream media, even freaking PBS (!!) are pushing headlines about vids/"scuffles" with ICE from "days before his death" (it was MURDER, ASSHOLES) re Alex Pretti. It feels pretty obvious theyre trying to muddy the water and do the both sides shit. ICK
Tucker says "Did you say TREAT?!I"
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Tucker says "Did you say TREAT?!I"
Y'know, I was skeptical about the supposed stupidity/ignorance of the gen pop. Im one of them - no college degree, blue-collar worker. I dont think I'm a total dipsy-doodle. Then, I had some1 ACTUALLY say TO ME "They're aborting babies after birth!" I stand corrected. We're fuckin dummies. smh
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Y'know, I was skeptical about the supposed stupidity/ignorance of the gen pop. Im one of them - no college degree, blue-collar worker. I dont think I'm a total dipsy-doodle. Then, I had some1 ACTUALLY say TO ME "They're aborting babies after birth!" I stand corrected. We're fuckin dummies. smh
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
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Tonight’s little dose of perspective
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tonight’s little dose of perspective
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"Oh noooo. Not those corrupt, feckless abusers. Those are MY corrupt, feckless abusers."
- Fucking no one with a conscience
- Fucking no one with a conscience
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Oh noooo. Not those corrupt, feckless abusers. Those are MY corrupt, feckless abusers."
- Fucking no one with a conscience
- Fucking no one with a conscience
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