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elpresident.bsky.social
This but with socialism
October 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
elpresident.bsky.social
In Francia
October 8, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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michaelcaley.bsky.social
just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing

again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy

it's incredible
The notes I had approved were as follows: ‘I think it is important, because it is the truth, to clarify a few things before talking about Denmark: I myself, and no one else, proposed a plan to Cristiano for this season with the national team. It was a long and very good conversation. I know how much he lives and breathes the national team and the stature he has in the world — and, even more importantly, the weight and positive influence he has had on the national team for 24 consecutive years. Cristiano accepted the plan I proposed to him. He never questioned my decisions. He was exemplary, loyal and professional. The plan I laid out for him did not include the Norway match. However, I felt that he had managed to recover physically from the first match and told him that I might need to use him. Cristiano agreed. I made a mistake by asking someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona to warm up and then not putting him into the game. If it happened today, I would not do it. To bring the matter to an end: I want Cristiano in the national team. In fact, I do not just want him a little; I want him very much. Fortunately, he also believes in me. He believed in me at Al Nassr and he does here as well. As for not greeting the supporters: we have already spoken about it. Someone who has played more than 230 matches for the national team does not need lessons from me about loving Portugal. It was a moment of frustration that erases nothing. He is the player who signs the most autographs, takes the most selfies and gives the most affection to the supporters. Let us not invent problems where none exist. When we are unhappy, we react. That is all.’
October 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
writing-prompt-s You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes. drsarcasticraspberry curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
July 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
elpresident.bsky.social
Getting down from trees as well.
Actually getting out of the ocean as well.
October 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
elpresident.bsky.social
Over The Line
ALT: Over The Line
static.klipy.com
October 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
elpresident.bsky.social
Contrary to what a lot of Italian assholes do
October 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
The one kid literally posted "free pussy" in the group chat about a girl who was half-conscious after being force fed K and held against her will. That kind of person can't be allowed to walk amongst other people if we're gonna even pretend to be a society. Sorry.
October 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
elpresident.bsky.social
The catch is that they will be made out of pringles and attached with human spit so that they constantly break and needs expensive repair.
October 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM