Umi
@elusiveumami.bsky.social
I'm here for a good time not a long one.
Me while I listen to sad music and review divorce papers at almost 2am.
May 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Me while I listen to sad music and review divorce papers at almost 2am.
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Anyway the kitten was asleep with her paws twitching and then she woke up with a TERRIFIED SQUEAK and buried her little head in my arms
She's been shaking for five minutes
I don't know what scared her in her dream but if I find it I am going to beat it up, who's with me
She's been shaking for five minutes
I don't know what scared her in her dream but if I find it I am going to beat it up, who's with me
August 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Anyway the kitten was asleep with her paws twitching and then she woke up with a TERRIFIED SQUEAK and buried her little head in my arms
She's been shaking for five minutes
I don't know what scared her in her dream but if I find it I am going to beat it up, who's with me
She's been shaking for five minutes
I don't know what scared her in her dream but if I find it I am going to beat it up, who's with me
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Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
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It’s all gonna be OK. OK?
July 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s all gonna be OK. OK?
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Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
Old dudes blasting conservative talking points at lunch gives the same vibes as being held hostage by a homeless guy standing in the door jerking off
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Old dudes blasting conservative talking points at lunch gives the same vibes as being held hostage by a homeless guy standing in the door jerking off