Ember
@emberandether.bsky.social
I just want to sew presents for babies.
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
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today is one of those days i regret learning to read
May 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
today is one of those days i regret learning to read
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Surely they've suffered enough?
May 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Surely they've suffered enough?
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girl take us with you
🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth
April 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
girl take us with you
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A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home
March 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
March 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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Before anyone asks, yes, there is an International (though not UN-recognised) Men's Day, on 19 November (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...), as it happens the same day as (UN-recognised) World Toilet Day (www.un.org/en/observanc...). Happy #IWD2026!
March 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Before anyone asks, yes, there is an International (though not UN-recognised) Men's Day, on 19 November (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna...), as it happens the same day as (UN-recognised) World Toilet Day (www.un.org/en/observanc...). Happy #IWD2026!
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Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
Bat World Sanctuary
March 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
Bat World Sanctuary
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
I kinda love sneezing when I'm not sick.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I kinda love sneezing when I'm not sick.
I've had two oral surgeries. One 8 weeks ago, one yesterday. Last night, I got this call from the doc... Can you guess which surgery didn't go so great? Hint: After the 1st, the surgeon did NOT call me to give me his fucking cell phone number so I could call him directly if I need anything. 😅
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I've had two oral surgeries. One 8 weeks ago, one yesterday. Last night, I got this call from the doc... Can you guess which surgery didn't go so great? Hint: After the 1st, the surgeon did NOT call me to give me his fucking cell phone number so I could call him directly if I need anything. 😅
I'm going to buy a fairly expensive sewing machine. I'm SO EXCITED.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm going to buy a fairly expensive sewing machine. I'm SO EXCITED.
I'm so tired of EVERYTHING right now.
Also I had oral surgery with bone grafts so there is a dead guy in my jaw.
Also I had oral surgery with bone grafts so there is a dead guy in my jaw.
September 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm so tired of EVERYTHING right now.
Also I had oral surgery with bone grafts so there is a dead guy in my jaw.
Also I had oral surgery with bone grafts so there is a dead guy in my jaw.
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And people say magic isn’t real.
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
And people say magic isn’t real.
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the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children
September 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
the hot new trend of 2031 is trad wives burying their dead, unvaccinated children
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I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
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Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
July 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate
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I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.
July 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve come to realize that the entire MAHA movement is just grown ass adults tricking themselves into thinking that junk food is healthy because a random dye was removed.
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
The Project Hail Mary trailer dropped today.
If you don't know what that is, summon all your self-control and listen to the audiobook first. (The movie trailer is spoilery, you'll thank me!)
Btw I specify the audiobook and not just "read the book" because it's one of the best audiobooks EVER.
If you don't know what that is, summon all your self-control and listen to the audiobook first. (The movie trailer is spoilery, you'll thank me!)
Btw I specify the audiobook and not just "read the book" because it's one of the best audiobooks EVER.
June 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Project Hail Mary trailer dropped today.
If you don't know what that is, summon all your self-control and listen to the audiobook first. (The movie trailer is spoilery, you'll thank me!)
Btw I specify the audiobook and not just "read the book" because it's one of the best audiobooks EVER.
If you don't know what that is, summon all your self-control and listen to the audiobook first. (The movie trailer is spoilery, you'll thank me!)
Btw I specify the audiobook and not just "read the book" because it's one of the best audiobooks EVER.
I just watched Paradise. Really fun watch. If you can, go in TOTALLY blind. I did, and it was definitely the best way to see it.
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I just watched Paradise. Really fun watch. If you can, go in TOTALLY blind. I did, and it was definitely the best way to see it.
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TWIN BABY MOOSESES www.axios.com/local/boulde...
Moose twins captivate Rocky Mountain National Park visitors
Twin moose calves have been spotted in Rocky Mountain National Park, to the delight of summer visitors and wildlife fans.
www.axios.com
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
TWIN BABY MOOSESES www.axios.com/local/boulde...
Labubu about to Beanie Baby us right into a recession.
June 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Labubu about to Beanie Baby us right into a recession.