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Emily
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Emily from Twitter’s super secret bluesky account where she rts NSFW gratuitously. I’m over 18, dw. She/her
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ageofoddish.bsky.social
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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viceandviolence.bsky.social
I think Ozzie’s gonna be spending most of her time behind the counter now.
September 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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vexwerewolf.bsky.social
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
September 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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arnaerr.bsky.social
age of stars and shadow
#ocsky #art
September 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
September 18, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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extra-spicymotte.bsky.social
🦎👑 The Queen's Guard Part 06 - Fireflies is now available early for my Patrons! 17k words with 12 fully colored illustrations! :)

patreon.com/spicymotte

#oc #teratophilia
September 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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alexanderchee.bsky.social
He didn’t think we’d live to be 59, couldn’t imagine gay marriage or that we’d have a husband, and was often told he couldn’t be an out gay writer. He‘d be a little sad about our hair. But I live the life he fought for.
September 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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petitecreme.bsky.social
Pick yourself up, child!

#NIGHTREIGN #cremeart
September 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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grantoniosi.bsky.social
Libra
#NIGHTREIGN
September 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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edzitron.com
Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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khayyaamb.bsky.social
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle: SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut? GUARD: Nope. SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch. GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
September 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
September 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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extra-spicymotte.bsky.social
patience is a virtue

#teratophilia
A naga male is lying on his back, tied up and desperate. His mistress is sitting on his tail, ignoring him while he struggles.
September 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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esqueer.net
Called it.

The father was charged with punching the child while the mother did witness intimidation to cover it up.

www.wbur.org/news/2026/09...
The case was reported to the state in early 2025. Both parents were charged in connection with an incident at the family’s Southborough home in late January of that year, according to court documents. WBUR is not identifying the teenager, who is a minor. Joseph Kutzko was accused of punching and threatening his then-15-year-old child at the family home on Jan. 28, 2025, records from Westborough District Court show. A Southborough police detective wrote that Kutzko punched the victim in the shoulder and pulled them by their hair. Kutzko later allegedly threatened to kill the victim “for not singing in tune during a birthday celebration,” according to court records. Kutzko was arrested the next day and pleaded not guilty. In setting bail, the judge referred to three prior restraining orders against Kutzko, one of which is permanent. She did not say whether any are tied to this case. The child’s mother, Arlene Kutzko, was charged with witness intimidation after allegedly pressuring the child to “tell the school that she was exaggerating and being stupid.”
September 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
my parents hired a contractor for some work who sent his "best guy" who within 5 min of arrival has now twice mentioned this is his first day in his life doing this job
September 17, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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anamariecox.com
I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
September 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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joedunman.bsky.social
Their first piece of evidence was our President and Secretary of Defense publicly bragging about committing war crimes.
newrepublic.com The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d
BREAKING NEWS: The United Nations’ top human rights body reported that it found “reasonable grounds” to believe that the U.S. committed war crimes in Iran.
September 17, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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benrs.uk
good morning
APStylebook • @APStylebook • 16h We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant. AP The Associated Press Replying to @APStylebook The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming.
September 17, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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belllmonts.bsky.social
September 17, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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danny.page
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019 Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
September 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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lisaguerrero.bsky.social
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.

His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 

I sued them for wrongful termination and won.

So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
brutusdavis99.bsky.social brutusdavis99.bsky.social @brutusdavis99.bsky.social · 2d
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
September 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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incase.bsky.social
Since when does bluesky allow more than 4 images uploaded at the same time? Damn that's nice.

Anyway, here's a comic I drew a couple of years ago. Witches and such.
September 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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zlofsky.bsky.social
Knight Leontiel
騎士レオティエル
#ELDENRING #TarnishedEdition
September 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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celeryman.bsky.social
beware the alleys in the dead of night...
September 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
nimayamini 6h I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice. Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage. He is the headliner. His tour. His audience. His crew. His production. His risk. Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building. That invitation was not ownership.
September 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM