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@emjayde.bsky.social
· Aug 31
Instead of teaching the acronym HOMES to children to learn the Great Lakes, we now get to teach the acronym SHAME. Woah. We are so great right now. 🤢 I hate this for us. Blue come through. Please. How much more embarrassment can we live through???
We all know 9.11. Every clip today has brought me to tears. I try to explain to my 13 yr old son what I feel and the thoughts I have around this event. I choke. The fear becomes so real again. Then. Add the level of connectedness we had in the days and weeks that followed. #IRemember #Sept11
September 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
We all know 9.11. Every clip today has brought me to tears. I try to explain to my 13 yr old son what I feel and the thoughts I have around this event. I choke. The fear becomes so real again. Then. Add the level of connectedness we had in the days and weeks that followed. #IRemember #Sept11
So. Nods. Not mine. But mad respect. "Biggie Biggie, can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me" will always get me up and dancing.
September 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
So. Nods. Not mine. But mad respect. "Biggie Biggie, can't you see, sometimes your words just hypnotize me" will always get me up and dancing.
Life works that way. I have reflected on these memories before I found out she has died. Maybe in another timeline we could have been friends. In this one, I remember a quirky fun loving girl, obsessed with Boy George. RIP Heather
An elementary school classmate passed away 8.30.26. She had no idea I existed. But I remember her. I see her clearly in my memories. I remember thinking how much her parents must have loved her because they encouraged her to be herself from a very young age. I have seen her in recent months.
September 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Life works that way. I have reflected on these memories before I found out she has died. Maybe in another timeline we could have been friends. In this one, I remember a quirky fun loving girl, obsessed with Boy George. RIP Heather
An elementary school classmate passed away 8.30.26. She had no idea I existed. But I remember her. I see her clearly in my memories. I remember thinking how much her parents must have loved her because they encouraged her to be herself from a very young age. I have seen her in recent months.
September 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
An elementary school classmate passed away 8.30.26. She had no idea I existed. But I remember her. I see her clearly in my memories. I remember thinking how much her parents must have loved her because they encouraged her to be herself from a very young age. I have seen her in recent months.
Instead of teaching the acronym HOMES to children to learn the Great Lakes, we now get to teach the acronym SHAME. Woah. We are so great right now. 🤢 I hate this for us. Blue come through. Please. How much more embarrassment can we live through???
August 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Instead of teaching the acronym HOMES to children to learn the Great Lakes, we now get to teach the acronym SHAME. Woah. We are so great right now. 🤢 I hate this for us. Blue come through. Please. How much more embarrassment can we live through???
Zucchini and Summer Squah boats from beginning to end.
August 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Zucchini and Summer Squah boats from beginning to end.
Meet Jack and Sally. They were dropped off on my daughter's road in a box. It took three weeks to trap them. Sally had botfly larva in her neck. Now they are bathed, fed, cleaned every wake period, have fresh running water and access to food. Sally has lidocaine and antibiotic ointment until the vet
August 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Meet Jack and Sally. They were dropped off on my daughter's road in a box. It took three weeks to trap them. Sally had botfly larva in her neck. Now they are bathed, fed, cleaned every wake period, have fresh running water and access to food. Sally has lidocaine and antibiotic ointment until the vet
Who gets this obsessed with an account that rarely posts? This has been going on since July. Crazy. @vivien3daggers.bsky.social
August 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Who gets this obsessed with an account that rarely posts? This has been going on since July. Crazy. @vivien3daggers.bsky.social
I have an idea for a hotel for women. Each suite has one of those walk in bath/showers. Organic amenities. Balconies with optional shade to sunbathe or read a book. The lobby is like a café, serving breakfast, lunch, and brunch with coffee 24/7. It has a library. Valet parking. Iykyk.
August 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I have an idea for a hotel for women. Each suite has one of those walk in bath/showers. Organic amenities. Balconies with optional shade to sunbathe or read a book. The lobby is like a café, serving breakfast, lunch, and brunch with coffee 24/7. It has a library. Valet parking. Iykyk.
What if I have the opportunity to provide a furever home to litter mate kittens? Access to an outdoor catio. Do allow such a vulnerability into my life?
July 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
What if I have the opportunity to provide a furever home to litter mate kittens? Access to an outdoor catio. Do allow such a vulnerability into my life?
For the first time in a very long time I considered taking a gripper slipper holiday. Does removing the obvious stressors actually allow our brain to heal in 72 hours? As a MH professional, what can they actually do for me? Cuz in the end, I return to the environment that makes me mentally ill.
July 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
For the first time in a very long time I considered taking a gripper slipper holiday. Does removing the obvious stressors actually allow our brain to heal in 72 hours? As a MH professional, what can they actually do for me? Cuz in the end, I return to the environment that makes me mentally ill.
So. I do not care for Mitch McConnell. But can you imagine how pissed off he is knowing he *allegedly* is dead and his party is using his body for a political agenda? Like Lindsey Graham is probably laughing his ass off about it where they are now. And these typically come in 3s, am I right? Iykyk
July 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So. I do not care for Mitch McConnell. But can you imagine how pissed off he is knowing he *allegedly* is dead and his party is using his body for a political agenda? Like Lindsey Graham is probably laughing his ass off about it where they are now. And these typically come in 3s, am I right? Iykyk
I have an idea. A restaurant with a front window seat Cafe feel. Each booth comes with a screen showing the view from the front window to the street outside. Non-allergen air cleaning plants above the table. Sponsoring local artisits and live performers. If you want to invest, contact me.
June 21, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I have an idea. A restaurant with a front window seat Cafe feel. Each booth comes with a screen showing the view from the front window to the street outside. Non-allergen air cleaning plants above the table. Sponsoring local artisits and live performers. If you want to invest, contact me.
I don't eat avocados often enough. But when I do eat an avocado, it's the most delicious treat I've eaten all day.
June 11, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I don't eat avocados often enough. But when I do eat an avocado, it's the most delicious treat I've eaten all day.
Sitting here thinking. Finite number of changes available, but you don't know how many you get. You are the only option to change. What do you change? On the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birth year, I would start with healthy cells in my physical form. Then the plasticity of youth for all my systems
May 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Sitting here thinking. Finite number of changes available, but you don't know how many you get. You are the only option to change. What do you change? On the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birth year, I would start with healthy cells in my physical form. Then the plasticity of youth for all my systems
Today is the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birthday. I'm sitting outside, in my backyard, watching the golfers, listening to the wildlife, sipping a coffee, and preparing to read a book in the sunshine. May you all have a beautiful day as well.
May 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Today is the 25th anniversary of my 29th Birthday. I'm sitting outside, in my backyard, watching the golfers, listening to the wildlife, sipping a coffee, and preparing to read a book in the sunshine. May you all have a beautiful day as well.
Remember in Jr High/High school and math had the one airplane is flying this type of way and another airplane is flying that type of way, when would they meet questions? Well. Why didn't they use cars? That's where it would make sense and help society as a whole. No more cutting me off Sharon!!!!
May 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Remember in Jr High/High school and math had the one airplane is flying this type of way and another airplane is flying that type of way, when would they meet questions? Well. Why didn't they use cars? That's where it would make sense and help society as a whole. No more cutting me off Sharon!!!!
In my community, we have a Non-Resident Clown named Trash the Clown who goes about the community collecting trash and disposing of it appropriately. This is the result of her inspiration on our street this afternoon. #TrashtheClown
April 30, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In my community, we have a Non-Resident Clown named Trash the Clown who goes about the community collecting trash and disposing of it appropriately. This is the result of her inspiration on our street this afternoon. #TrashtheClown
When you watch a CPS worker walk into your child's school and your heart stops for a second.
April 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
When you watch a CPS worker walk into your child's school and your heart stops for a second.
You know how, when you buy something to craft with, even though you haven't crafted in a long time, and you sputter start crafting then you think about the thing you bought, and you get this really cool idea and want the thing you bought for that cool idea and can't find it? Yeah. I hate it here.
April 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
You know how, when you buy something to craft with, even though you haven't crafted in a long time, and you sputter start crafting then you think about the thing you bought, and you get this really cool idea and want the thing you bought for that cool idea and can't find it? Yeah. I hate it here.
Teenager says it's a turkey vulture. I would not have expected it to be in my neighborhood. We already have suspicious houses on our block. Iykyk.
April 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Teenager says it's a turkey vulture. I would not have expected it to be in my neighborhood. We already have suspicious houses on our block. Iykyk.
Crafting chaos happened here. Lots of laughs were had today.
March 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Crafting chaos happened here. Lots of laughs were had today.
The youngest has officially turned 13. He threatened me with a reign of terror for his teenage years. I countered with a reign of embarrassment. It's my speciality. I told him to confer with his adult siblings lmao!
March 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The youngest has officially turned 13. He threatened me with a reign of terror for his teenage years. I countered with a reign of embarrassment. It's my speciality. I told him to confer with his adult siblings lmao!