Embily Jo'Chane
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emjochane.bsky.social
Embily Jo'Chane
@emjochane.bsky.social
some white bitch
Pinned
At my funeral I want sharpies out for everyone to write their favorite knuckle tattoo idea on their hands
Play hunger games win hunger prizes
September 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Another benefit to not shaving my armpits is I only just noticed multiple skin tags that have cropped up under there lol coulda been snaggin those on razors this whole time yipes
August 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This ain't your baba's ghanoush
August 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
By the way I pronounce it "Gong Earl"
July 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
New class in d&d: tit wizard
Only cantrip is breastidigitation
July 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Only god can diagnose me
June 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Lower back tattoo that says STANDARD DEVIATION
June 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Girl you eviscerATE
May 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Girl you hallucinATE
May 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say BIBLICAL have I done this one already
May 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"Hurt people hurt people" but as a chant
May 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
SAUSAGES is a good knuckle tattoo
May 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
She wuthering on my heights til I heath on her cliff
May 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Knuckle tattoos that say EL DIABLO
April 24, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Who said cinema is dead I just watched Eraserhead the way David intended: in the bathtub, lights off, high as fuck, on my phone screen, interrupted 16 minutes in by my mother calling to wish me happy birthday
April 23, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Ok hashtag one piece spoilers but imu gets to earth and immediately goes "take me to your leader" is the one piece a ufo or somethin
April 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Drag name Donatella Soul
April 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Heaven is a planet behind the sun and you sinners WILL NEVER SEE IT
April 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say LOITERER
April 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Paul Atreides nuts lmao
March 26, 2026 at 11:46 PM
CHURLISH is a good knuckle tattoo
March 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Girl you participATE
March 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Girl you venerATE
March 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Girl you ovulATE
March 18, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'm so beautiful it's actually disgusting
March 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM