The need to shitpost calls to me like the green goblin mask

With the way clothing trends are back to “business casual” and recession pop returning, it’s about to be 2008 all over again.

I think doing one more “Pop Goes Punk” album could really bring this nation together

My friends are getting gifts for Christmas and my haters are getting hexed by Etsy witches

I don’t miss being a kid but I do miss when my biggest responsibilities were reading books for AR points and keeping my room clean.