Empty Bee
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I’ve also been called Shine Stapler (thanks @johnmoe.bsky.social )
Out on the town prioritizing the same policies with a bunch of friends
September 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Out on the town prioritizing the same policies with a bunch of friends
Redditors gonna Reddit
September 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Redditors gonna Reddit
You could even say the name change is a bitter pill
September 15, 2026 at 1:45 PM
You could even say the name change is a bitter pill
His debut solo album released on 9/11!
September 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
His debut solo album released on 9/11!
Looks like those are the RV numbers, and the OP numbers are with a strict LV screen
September 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Looks like those are the RV numbers, and the OP numbers are with a strict LV screen
Feels like ABI and Farm Bureau don’t want to go down with the ship
September 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Feels like ABI and Farm Bureau don’t want to go down with the ship
I’m an Iowan, and you are 100% correct. Morris’s skeet does not accurately describe either race
September 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m an Iowan, and you are 100% correct. Morris’s skeet does not accurately describe either race
For reminding everyone we used to be able to buy footlongs for $5 or less?
September 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
For reminding everyone we used to be able to buy footlongs for $5 or less?
Yep. It’s a great program with the worst possible name. A kid has to be born before 2028 to get fed money. Hopefully it gets extended in 2029 and they change the name so it’s just a 530a account like we have 529 and 401k accounts
September 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Yep. It’s a great program with the worst possible name. A kid has to be born before 2028 to get fed money. Hopefully it gets extended in 2029 and they change the name so it’s just a 530a account like we have 529 and 401k accounts
Hold your nose, call it a 530a account, and get your kid their $1k
September 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Hold your nose, call it a 530a account, and get your kid their $1k
But the lifetime membership pays for itself after the 15th year
September 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
But the lifetime membership pays for itself after the 15th year
So does Phil have to give the horse back?
September 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
So does Phil have to give the horse back?
If Polymarket lies about a G5 player’s appearance, imagine what else they’re lying about
September 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If Polymarket lies about a G5 player’s appearance, imagine what else they’re lying about
On one hand, I’m disgusted to learn Hegseth is younger than me. On the other, my workout form is better than his
September 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
On one hand, I’m disgusted to learn Hegseth is younger than me. On the other, my workout form is better than his
Severance has some standouts
Severance Apple TV Milchick Running
Alt: Severance Apple TV Milchick Running
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September 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Severance has some standouts
That’s like an hour from actual Chicago on a good traffic day
August 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
That’s like an hour from actual Chicago on a good traffic day
Unplug their controller mid-fight (must have wired controllers for this to work)
August 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Unplug their controller mid-fight (must have wired controllers for this to work)
Focused on lethality (killing people in weather events we don’t understand)
August 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Focused on lethality (killing people in weather events we don’t understand)
What’s wrong with Gen X? Even the Boomers are more Dem
August 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
What’s wrong with Gen X? Even the Boomers are more Dem
Can’t even nuke another grandma’s apple pie
August 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Can’t even nuke another grandma’s apple pie
Cici’s pizzas are like half crust too, so that’s smart eating
August 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Cici’s pizzas are like half crust too, so that’s smart eating