Ok, this was posted by King Stenchpants himself, so you KNOW it has to be true! He attended a military HIGH SCHOOL...so he's admitting that he was still in high school at age 20, the age he gives on this pic? The stable genius.

Now this man-like object is making plans to declare war on Mexico before the '26 election. I'm sure it's fine.

This weekend in Austin

Wow, I sure don't want little Leon's feelings to get hurt

A well-deserved win!