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On a day tens of millions of Americans are more sure than ever before that the leader of our nation is a serial sexual predator who's either a pedophile or aiding and abetting pedophiles, the idea that his party is investigating Spanish lyrics they don't understand is a near-alien level of weirdness
Alford: "On Bad Bunny - we're still investigating. There's info out about the lyrics. I don't speak fluent Spanish, but if it's true what was said on natl TV, we have a lot of Qs for entities that broadcast it & we'll be talking w/ the FCC. This could be worse than the Janet wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
On a day tens of millions of Americans are more sure than ever before that the leader of our nation is a serial sexual predator who's either a pedophile or aiding and abetting pedophiles, the idea that his party is investigating Spanish lyrics they don't understand is a near-alien level of weirdness
Reposted by jesse
The TrumpCoin is the democratization of kleptocracy.
January 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The TrumpCoin is the democratization of kleptocracy.
My accountant sent me to a scam site (BOIR[dot]org) to file BOI and have spent the morning disputing fraudulent charges and freezing accounts. Then this. How’s your day?
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
My accountant sent me to a scam site (BOIR[dot]org) to file BOI and have spent the morning disputing fraudulent charges and freezing accounts. Then this. How’s your day?
Got this new gem on heavy rotation.
Okay
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November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Got this new gem on heavy rotation.
It’s our patriotic duty.
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November 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
It’s our patriotic duty.
We elect the leaders we deserve.
I had hoped we deserved better.
I am profoundly disappointed in US.
I feel for friends and family who are justifiably scared.
I am ready to be there for them.
I will remain committed to my job being a virtuous human being.
This will not change who I am.
I had hoped we deserved better.
I am profoundly disappointed in US.
I feel for friends and family who are justifiably scared.
I am ready to be there for them.
I will remain committed to my job being a virtuous human being.
This will not change who I am.
November 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM
We elect the leaders we deserve.
I had hoped we deserved better.
I am profoundly disappointed in US.
I feel for friends and family who are justifiably scared.
I am ready to be there for them.
I will remain committed to my job being a virtuous human being.
This will not change who I am.
I had hoped we deserved better.
I am profoundly disappointed in US.
I feel for friends and family who are justifiably scared.
I am ready to be there for them.
I will remain committed to my job being a virtuous human being.
This will not change who I am.