Michael Jones
@enigmanaut.bsky.social
Functional Mute, Died-in-the-wool Trekkie (ALL), Complex Event in Time & Space. Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Shrug.
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeAreStarfleet He/Him
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeAreStarfleet He/Him
September 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Michael Jones
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
August 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
(tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
Why the hell is Green Lantern: The Animated Series not on HBO Max? You'd think they'd have it there for people watching Lanterns.
August 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Why the hell is Green Lantern: The Animated Series not on HBO Max? You'd think they'd have it there for people watching Lanterns.
Y’know, AI really is valuable. It used to take a lot of time, money, and effort to find an assistant who was a simpleton who blows smoke up your ass, and now it’s just a monthly subscription.
New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court.
He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding"
www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding"
www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
August 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Y’know, AI really is valuable. It used to take a lot of time, money, and effort to find an assistant who was a simpleton who blows smoke up your ass, and now it’s just a monthly subscription.
What’s that old joke? “How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb”
“None. They just wait for it to come back on.”
#DoctorWho
“None. They just wait for it to come back on.”
#DoctorWho
June 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What’s that old joke? “How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb”
“None. They just wait for it to come back on.”
#DoctorWho
“None. They just wait for it to come back on.”
#DoctorWho
“It’s vibes, bro. We all feel the vibes.”
RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged?
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
June 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
“It’s vibes, bro. We all feel the vibes.”
#StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser Easter Egg in #MaulShadowLord episodes 4 and 5. Makes want to scan my MBand against it. Maybe the Halcyon used to stop here during the High Republic?
May 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
#StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser Easter Egg in #MaulShadowLord episodes 4 and 5. Makes want to scan my MBand against it. Maybe the Halcyon used to stop here during the High Republic?
I’m sure a well appointed, combat ready ballroom is just the thing to turn those numbers around.
There's an annoying reflexive tic where reporters talk about one party or the other as representing "half the nation" but with MAGA it's actually just "one third of the nation"
President Trump approval poll (Reuters/Ipsos)
Disapprove 64% (+2)
Approve 34% (-2)
(Shift from April 15)
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Disapprove 64% (+2)
Approve 34% (-2)
(Shift from April 15)
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
April 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I’m sure a well appointed, combat ready ballroom is just the thing to turn those numbers around.
He’s about two seconds from singing Under the Sea.
Bessent dismisses the threat of climate change and melting ice caps:
"As we all know, the natural habitat for the Earth is actually water."
"As we all know, the natural habitat for the Earth is actually water."
April 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
He’s about two seconds from singing Under the Sea.
Guys, DragonCon isn’t until September. There’s no need for the cosplay this early.
March 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Guys, DragonCon isn’t until September. There’s no need for the cosplay this early.
“Gonna grab a blueski with my friends Tobin and Squee…”
March 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
“Gonna grab a blueski with my friends Tobin and Squee…”
When you hire for loyalty instead of competence, you might get conditional loyalty, but you definitely won’t get anything remotely like competence.
Scenes from a personalist regime
March 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
When you hire for loyalty instead of competence, you might get conditional loyalty, but you definitely won’t get anything remotely like competence.
"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head."
Hegseth: "It turns out the regime who chanted 'death to America' and 'death to Israel' was gifted death from American and death from Israel. This is not a so-called 'regime change war,' but the regime sure did change."
March 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head."
At least we now know who sent the "I love the torture video" email. Look at that! She accidentally did what the law required.
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
At least we now know who sent the "I love the torture video" email. Look at that! She accidentally did what the law required.
Hey, MAGA. Recording yourself committing crimes and then posting it on the Internet is a FABULOUS idea. Just ask any lawyer!
MAGA Republican J6'er Jake Lang vandalizes ice sculpture commissioned by veterans at the Minnesota state capitol. Lang was arrested for felony destruction of property and is being held in the Ramsey county jail.
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hey, MAGA. Recording yourself committing crimes and then posting it on the Internet is a FABULOUS idea. Just ask any lawyer!
Currently reading “God’s Junk Drawer” by @peterclines.com. Loving it so far.
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Currently reading “God’s Junk Drawer” by @peterclines.com. Loving it so far.
Reposted by Michael Jones
I’m starting to think the wealthy created AI’s capable of generating photorealistic videos not so much to convince us fake things are true, but to make us think real things are fake. #AI #GenerativeAI #Sora
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I’m starting to think the wealthy created AI’s capable of generating photorealistic videos not so much to convince us fake things are true, but to make us think real things are fake. #AI #GenerativeAI #Sora
People keep talking about #ScottAdams’ horrible racism, and that’s unfair. He was also a terrible misogynist.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
People keep talking about #ScottAdams’ horrible racism, and that’s unfair. He was also a terrible misogynist.