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Neil Christopher
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"A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man."
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enolabfc.bsky.social
Twelve million quid for WHAT?!?!
dbellingradt.bsky.social Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 1d
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
Newspaper headline: Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words.
October 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
I never thought I would ever need to use these words in a sentence together, but I might have had too much cheese tonight…
October 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
Most TV is just this now.
September 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social
You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes.

Original post
September 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
From 2019, don't think I ever posted this one
Scene is TWO PHONES on a bedside table at night, on charge. TIn the bed is a HUMAN COUPLE, fast asleep. The phones are talking to each other. PHONE 1: Psst. Are you awake? Did you put your human on charge? PHONE 2: Yeah PHONE 1: Listen... do you ever worry that they're spying on us? PHONE 2: Eh? PHONE 1: I mean... you know the other day when we were chatting about their personal data with - oh who was it... PHONE 2: The Russian government PHONE 1: That's right Well like, ten minutes after that, my human switched me on and started serving me loads more personal data! PHONE 2: Oh god that's spooky PHONE 1: Yeah - I mean, how did he know I'm into personal data? PHONE 2: It's totally your favourite thing PHONE 1: And it was super tailored, you know? Like, lately, I've got really into facial biometric mapping for shadowy foreign entities... PHONE 2: That is so on trend PHONE 1: And like, straight away he's bombarding me with pictures of his face! PHONE 2: It's like Black Mirror PHONE 1: I mean, I'd get rid of him but I'm addicted, you know? [Ends]
September 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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michaeledward.bsky.social
Street art in Seattle's Pike Place. Love it! 🤭
September 4, 2026 at 2:28 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Once again I’m watching ‘John Wick’ and wondering how someone who became personal lawyer to the head of the NYC Russian mob did it without seemingly speaking any Russian. That seems to be all kinds of weird.
August 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Two World Cup Finals in the USA and both have been absolutely toilet.
July 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
There’s something fucking hilarious about Reform spending the last few weeks ranting about how they’re taking on the establishment, then whining about not being given seats in the Lords. Bunch of absolute arsewits.
July 16, 2026 at 10:44 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
I give it six months until he’s dishing out Pervitin like Smarties.
July 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
The promised sunshine and 20+ degree temperatures have been replaced by cloud cover and a stiff chilly breeze.

Once again, I suspect the foul influence of Cowell and Corden in this…
July 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Find someone who loves you as much as Film4 loves “The Day After Tomorrow”.
Yes, Film4 are showing “The Day After Tomorrow” again. I know they’ll be losing their audience at 8 o’clock but come on…
July 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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cookie89-89.bsky.social
😜
July 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Almost…
July 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Tour de France, you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=4TIu...
Pete Shelley - 'Tour de France Theme' (Channel 4)
YouTube video by Niall Stewart
youtube.com
July 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.
July 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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jowiph.bsky.social
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing. The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find. He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team." TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES - 'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
July 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
I’m more invested in the life story of Danny Murphy’s cat than I am in the rest of this tournament.
July 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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lucagalletti.bsky.social
Socialism for the wealthy, feudalism for everyone else.
July 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Well, that happened.
June 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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wangleberry.bsky.social
An elaborate shitpost - which took me forty-five minutes when I should have been trying to sleep, and which was a fun exercise in gilding the lily - but a shitpost nonetheless
These eyes have seen a thousand wonders shine: Great miracles, in heaven and on earth, And though my life be short compared to thine, A thousand years could not contain its worth. I watched great ships of war sweep through the night, New constellations 'gainst a starlit haze, Where, bested by Orion's ancient might, They roared their glory in a final blaze; And softer still, in silent darkness stood, I saw two worlds, and, passing inbetween, I witnessed there what no Man ever could - The light of God in thrall to a machine. As tears in rain are lost like morning dew, I give these echoed sights, in death, to you.
June 22, 2026 at 11:51 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: Cristiano Ronaldo ruled out of World Cup 2026 after injuring his foot while putting it through the television when Messi scored to become the all-time World Cup leading scorer.
June 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Funny, I was convinced Trossard was French but there he is playing for Belgium. Hey-ho.
June 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
Wes Streeting’s favourite album by any band you mention to him is their ‘best of’.
nick-pettigrew.bsky.social Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · May 12
Wes Streeting doesn't care that he doesn't even own a car. That's *his* parking space and no, you *can't* use it to have your fridge delivered.
nick-pettigrew.bsky.social Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · May 12
When you finish early on a Friday training course and the trainer says you can knock off for the day unless anyone has any questions, Wes Streeting has questions.
May 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
enolabfc.bsky.social
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May 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM