Episode Ivy: A Grogu Tale
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What is up with EA Star Wars games and South/Southeast Asian women as villains?? Battlefront 2, Fallen Order, Squadrons, and now Zero Company? All good performances, but weird that it happened 4 times!
September 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What is up with EA Star Wars games and South/Southeast Asian women as villains?? Battlefront 2, Fallen Order, Squadrons, and now Zero Company? All good performances, but weird that it happened 4 times!
Star Wars Zero Company is nowhere near as good as Andor BUT it does make me feel about Clone Wars the way that Clone Wars fans feel about the prequels.
September 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Star Wars Zero Company is nowhere near as good as Andor BUT it does make me feel about Clone Wars the way that Clone Wars fans feel about the prequels.
don’t cum on my face and tell me it’s raining
September 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
don’t cum on my face and tell me it’s raining
They should make glory days that don’t pass you by in the wink of a young girl’s eye.
September 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
They should make glory days that don’t pass you by in the wink of a young girl’s eye.
at some point we’re gonna have to talk about the “prestige dramedy R-word”
August 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
at some point we’re gonna have to talk about the “prestige dramedy R-word”
If u die in the game, Frankie Muniz dies in real life
August 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If u die in the game, Frankie Muniz dies in real life
1. Tetris
2. Quake
3. Papers, Please
4. Super Mario Bros. 3
5. Portal 2
6. Rock Band 2
7. Death Stranding
8. Cocoon
9. Picross 3D
10. Dishonored
2. Quake
3. Papers, Please
4. Super Mario Bros. 3
5. Portal 2
6. Rock Band 2
7. Death Stranding
8. Cocoon
9. Picross 3D
10. Dishonored
Would I put Myst or Portal in the top 20 games of all time? Idk, let’s go right now:
August 23, 2026 at 3:45 AM
1. Tetris
2. Quake
3. Papers, Please
4. Super Mario Bros. 3
5. Portal 2
6. Rock Band 2
7. Death Stranding
8. Cocoon
9. Picross 3D
10. Dishonored
2. Quake
3. Papers, Please
4. Super Mario Bros. 3
5. Portal 2
6. Rock Band 2
7. Death Stranding
8. Cocoon
9. Picross 3D
10. Dishonored
Cocoon is like… maybe one of the top 20 games of all time
August 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Cocoon is like… maybe one of the top 20 games of all time
her: you better not be wearing the corpse of a cunty extraterrestrial with plate armor for skin when I get over there
me:
me:
August 20, 2026 at 2:09 PM
her: you better not be wearing the corpse of a cunty extraterrestrial with plate armor for skin when I get over there
me:
me:
I’m hooting, I’m hollering, I’m sprinting across the pitch like I just scored the winning goal
Legends Behind Deus Ex And Dishonored Launch ImSim Studio https://kotaku.com/black-pony-immersive-dishonored-deus-ex-new-studio-prey-2000725851
Legends Behind Deus Ex And Dishonored Launch ImSim Studio
Black Pony Immersive is defying a reluctant industry by making the games about which it is passionate
kotaku.com
August 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’m hooting, I’m hollering, I’m sprinting across the pitch like I just scored the winning goal
The thing about Mortal Shell II is jesus christ Proxima’s butt
August 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The thing about Mortal Shell II is jesus christ Proxima’s butt
Sometimes in songwriting, you have to get creative to make a couplet work. See: “sorcerer of death’s construction” (Black Sabbath, 1970) or “the moon is just the sun at night” (Black Sabbath, 1980)
August 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sometimes in songwriting, you have to get creative to make a couplet work. See: “sorcerer of death’s construction” (Black Sabbath, 1970) or “the moon is just the sun at night” (Black Sabbath, 1980)
I don’t think my understanding of womanhood is necessarily “more beautiful” than cis women’s. I basically internalized all my mother’s messy implicit lessons. And if that doesn’t make me a woman, idk what does
August 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I don’t think my understanding of womanhood is necessarily “more beautiful” than cis women’s. I basically internalized all my mother’s messy implicit lessons. And if that doesn’t make me a woman, idk what does
Having seen The Odyssey a second time, I can confidently say that Christopher Nolan’s biggest weakness is that he avoids showing the audience they might not believe. He wants to make genre movies that feel realist, and mainstream culture loves “realism,” whatever that means at the time
August 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Having seen The Odyssey a second time, I can confidently say that Christopher Nolan’s biggest weakness is that he avoids showing the audience they might not believe. He wants to make genre movies that feel realist, and mainstream culture loves “realism,” whatever that means at the time
Inde Navarrette? More like M-
Mainstream Navarette! Wait.
Blockbuster Navarette! AAA Navarette!
Hang on, it is pronounced “Indy”, right?
Ok whew yeah.
Alright I mean any of those will work, just print the headline.
Mainstream Navarette! Wait.
Blockbuster Navarette! AAA Navarette!
Hang on, it is pronounced “Indy”, right?
Ok whew yeah.
Alright I mean any of those will work, just print the headline.
August 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Inde Navarrette? More like M-
Mainstream Navarette! Wait.
Blockbuster Navarette! AAA Navarette!
Hang on, it is pronounced “Indy”, right?
Ok whew yeah.
Alright I mean any of those will work, just print the headline.
Mainstream Navarette! Wait.
Blockbuster Navarette! AAA Navarette!
Hang on, it is pronounced “Indy”, right?
Ok whew yeah.
Alright I mean any of those will work, just print the headline.
so I’m watching The Drama and enjoying every part of it, but none of it feels real. Like I’m glad they hid the reveal, and I’m even glad that the reveal is what it is, but none of what follows feels… truthful
August 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
so I’m watching The Drama and enjoying every part of it, but none of it feels real. Like I’m glad they hid the reveal, and I’m even glad that the reveal is what it is, but none of what follows feels… truthful
I think Camp Miasma is gonna wreck me. I was well past the “horror of living an entire wrong life” by the time I saw TV Glow, but I am squarely down the barrel of “I have never known or even allowed myself to consider the potential joy of having a body”
August 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I think Camp Miasma is gonna wreck me. I was well past the “horror of living an entire wrong life” by the time I saw TV Glow, but I am squarely down the barrel of “I have never known or even allowed myself to consider the potential joy of having a body”
appropriate response would’ve been to make the sex hotter and nastier
August 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
appropriate response would’ve been to make the sex hotter and nastier
I have witnessed some of my favorite jaded, cynical girlies turn to yoga & pottery influencing on IG in the past couple years, and unfortunately the only conclusion I can draw is that I should stop talking shit and find meaning
August 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I have witnessed some of my favorite jaded, cynical girlies turn to yoga & pottery influencing on IG in the past couple years, and unfortunately the only conclusion I can draw is that I should stop talking shit and find meaning
They oughta call him Won’t Gluck
August 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
They oughta call him Won’t Gluck
prestige friendslop
elevated boomer shooter
Oscar bait metroidvania
elevated boomer shooter
Oscar bait metroidvania
August 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
prestige friendslop
elevated boomer shooter
Oscar bait metroidvania
elevated boomer shooter
Oscar bait metroidvania
A dystopian cyberpunk universe where one of the Guys has passed, and the rest of the nation is split between “2 Guys” and “Two Guys”. Idaho is a nuclear wasteland.
August 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
A dystopian cyberpunk universe where one of the Guys has passed, and the rest of the nation is split between “2 Guys” and “Two Guys”. Idaho is a nuclear wasteland.
Just found out that a tiny thing (5 sentences) I wrote for a contract job in 2014 is listed on Wookieepedia as “canon media” 😤
August 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Just found out that a tiny thing (5 sentences) I wrote for a contract job in 2014 is listed on Wookieepedia as “canon media” 😤
Living in the city is like one of those rare times when the bonfire is right next to the fog door. Like a couple of corpse runs are fine, but eventually you just want to pick up your souls and carry on
July 31, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Living in the city is like one of those rare times when the bonfire is right next to the fog door. Like a couple of corpse runs are fine, but eventually you just want to pick up your souls and carry on