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@epsilene.bsky.social
31y/o music producer, ssbm player, occasional vtuber, washed up simracer, trackmania player/mapper — pan/poly — she/her | 🇺🇦❤️
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i never posted my updated vtuber outfit here
my two biggest vocal stims that i dont think anyone would understand:

"get in a line, get in a line"

and

"uhh i hear gunshots"

from the game vietnam war
September 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Hang it in the Louvre
PlayStation: Official Magazine Australia #78, Feb 2013 - 'Injustice: Gods Among Us' cover.
September 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
someone just called the CIWS in wardogs a "CSAM" and i told them to look up what that means
September 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
discord keeps introducing things to incentivize you to share your data with them
Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
ALT: Dr. Evil Says 'How About No'
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September 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
the cyst under my left arm exploded again and my entire armpit was covered in blood lol
September 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
anarchists be like “fuck the police” and also “fuck the fire department” and “fuck EMT’s”
September 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
arma 3 is the most influential modern fps game
September 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
why don’t they make it so bullets rotational momentum pushes them up instead of left/right

it’d make the bullet have less drop and also not go off course at long distances

seems like a pretty obvious thing for nobody to have done for hundreds of years
September 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
gunpowder smells like if you were making toast on the highest setting and someone farted as soon as it was done
September 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i stopped venting as much about my chronic untreatable skin condition after people would always say “you should go to a doctor” or “you should try x and y”

what part of untreatable do you not understand
September 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
hololive jp stream producers when their talents get to the yee yee ass haircut scene in gta5
August 28, 2026 at 4:50 AM
rest in peace legend
Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
ALT: Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
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August 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
August 23, 2026 at 4:31 AM
ever wonder what became of the rock monster from galaxy quest
August 21, 2026 at 8:53 PM
birthday
August 21, 2026 at 1:27 AM
gave iracing a shot again last night and im probably not giving it another
August 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Thank you to everyone that showed up for this year's #kigurumi meetup at #Otakon! It's crazy to see the group get bigger every year!

A special thank you to @softnessmonster (X) for taking the photo and helping organize the meetup and @kibakig.bsky.social for helping wrangle kigs.

#Otakon2026
August 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
tpain was really out here making jacob collier style church hymns for songs titled something like “I’m Horny” or “My Dick Is Hard”
July 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
epsilene - Live on Twitch
srollin | Streaming automobilista 2.
www.twitch.tv
July 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
assetto corsa is the penis music of simracing
July 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
in my state it's legal for me to carry a concealed handgun but i am not allowed to carry:

nunchucks
shiruken
ballistic knives
brass knuckles
a slingshot
July 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
i can string a horse bow
July 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
when you open a random reddit post and the top comment is a 500 word post from 10 years ago
Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega and the Briefcase
ALT: Pulp Fiction: Vincent Vega and the Briefcase
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July 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
growing up is realizing the kid in high school who only listened to nintendo game ost's had infinitely better taste in music than you
July 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
roman zoomers be like vi vii
July 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM