I found a PDF of this book and damn Mr. Lobel was popping off!!

Why yes I would love a whamburger and some French cries

I think I can safely credit Zach Cregger with extricating whatever last bit of plot detective pedantry I had left in me when I saw Weapons and could explain literally anything with “a witch did it”. Like there’s zombies with tentacles in this film! It’s a new world baby!

The office culture: the 3 ladies who sit behind me (2 of whom have children) making fun of our supervisor for having a hard/painful time in her pregnancy behind her back and for her weight. At 34, im the youngest of my coworkers. I work in a healthcare setting. I’m the cold weird bitch tho

For all your Zionist caping you will never ever see the light of heaven

Speaking of pop tarts, P!nk you have not been relevant since literally 9/11/01. Your music made me realize as a teen that being the “not like other girls” girl is sus and cringy and not in a way that I will fondly reevaluate in the future. You are a stain on southeastern PA worse than Bam Margera

The office culture: people at work think I’m some weirdo who doesn’t talk because I don’t engage with these sorts of conversations. Yet during the first week I was here someone more senior than I told me that my choice to not have children with my husband was sad. Guess I’m just a cold weird bitch!

The office culture: a coworker who sits in my pod has been fighting on the phone with her ex bf literally since I got here 3 hours ago