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Eden Dix
@ericwithuhc.bsky.social
Love your hair. Hope you win.
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I don't use condoms because microplastics! I am so sorry that I care about the environment!
Romance jars // Kink jars

Am I romantic or a pervert…
October 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bear Happy Hour was kind of a bust last night and NYC was ungodly sweaty for yhe first of October, but at least I got to chill with my seester
October 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Me wading through @squallleonshart.bsky.social 's crazy food fucking tweets
Oomf pissing me off like omg just post your wiener already god damn!!!!
October 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Gonna be in SF for less than 24hr from the 10th thru the 11th. Who trynna make out and buy me things?
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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costco hot dog at 9:46am iktr
September 30, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It is such a burden…
September 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Should I be slutty gayboy Daphne or slutty gayboy Velma for Halloween?
September 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I don't know what kinda horny gremlin took over me but I fucked two bottoms one right after the other for about an hr each. I have so much poison to get out.
September 27, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I want to sleep but like permanently. Is that a thing?
September 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Theres a porn about this…
September 24, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Slipped on the wet station steps this morning so I have a bruised ego and a wet butt. Compliment me and my new haircut to make me feel better.
September 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Comrade Sabrina says
September 20, 2026 at 10:12 PM
God I have always been hornty for Darren Criss…
Yall…why am I stoned watching Glee on a friday?
September 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Yall…why am I stoned watching Glee on a friday?
September 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Breaking: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
September 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Please note I will be extra Mexican today, and I will be accepting reparations. (If you have ever had margaritas or tacos on May 5th, you owe us double)
Waving Mexico Flag
ALT: Waving Mexico Flag
static.klipy.com
September 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Okay, like fuck JK Rowling and this new Harry Potter series, but why does this kid look like he's AI?
September 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Been on a calorie deficit…how do yall live like this?!?!
September 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
@mroppa.bsky.social was found in TX
tiny hole in the backyard
September 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The rats in Bushwick are fucking brave. Why are yall just chilling around in the day light?
September 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Imagine Gal Gadot in Oh, Mary!
September 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Kinda weird dead dad dream last night. I've never not once had a dream about my dad after he died so really freaked me out. Is this an omen?
September 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Day drinking in the park with a baby…I have become my tias
August 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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I do kinda think some of us on here should be killed but it’s not important who
August 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
When head just isnt cutting it…
I put it in the wrong hole and it didn’t charge :(
August 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM