Eris Griffon
@erisgriffon.bsky.social
She/Her. Literal griffon, literal goddess.
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The recent Metroid announcement is bringing attention to an important issue: letting girls bite you. You should let girls bite you. Don't worry. Let them bite you. They're not infectious! Just let them bite you. They're so hungry. Bite you. Starving. Let them.
September 10, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The recent Metroid announcement is bringing attention to an important issue: letting girls bite you. You should let girls bite you. Don't worry. Let them bite you. They're not infectious! Just let them bite you. They're so hungry. Bite you. Starving. Let them.
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falling to my knees in front of a taller woman wearing a black coat and the Muzzle That Used To Be Mine and feeling her cold sharp nails dig into my throat while she delivers one of the most intoxicating evil laughs ive ever heard… is an Experience
September 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
falling to my knees in front of a taller woman wearing a black coat and the Muzzle That Used To Be Mine and feeling her cold sharp nails dig into my throat while she delivers one of the most intoxicating evil laughs ive ever heard… is an Experience
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Let the incubator incubate. Hold it in, ladies.
September 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Let the incubator incubate. Hold it in, ladies.
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Forget the inverted triangle: this is the only food pyramid that will feed your body AND mind.
September 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Forget the inverted triangle: this is the only food pyramid that will feed your body AND mind.
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posting this here because it's so true and so awesome
August 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
posting this here because it's so true and so awesome
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Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
August 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
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Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity
August 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity
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tapping the sign*
August 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
tapping the sign*
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i do not know under what scenario the world-ending Machine Goddess would need to put eggs in me (after performing a noncensual bottom surgery and lobotomy on me) but it would be really hot if that did happen i guess? maybe i played too much Cyberqueen. or maybe watching The Matrix did this to me.
August 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i do not know under what scenario the world-ending Machine Goddess would need to put eggs in me (after performing a noncensual bottom surgery and lobotomy on me) but it would be really hot if that did happen i guess? maybe i played too much Cyberqueen. or maybe watching The Matrix did this to me.
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true but have You also considered: surprise interrogations that leave girls broken and sobbing and apologizing for things they may or may not have even done are Good and Normal, actually
August 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
true but have You also considered: surprise interrogations that leave girls broken and sobbing and apologizing for things they may or may not have even done are Good and Normal, actually
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
July 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
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Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
August 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Despite video evidence of him destroying a Flock camera an Ohio grand jury declined to indict Cody Morelock in a rare legal phenomenon known as Jury Nullification.
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Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
August 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Saying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter.
Make a band bigger:
The Protoarmy
The Protoarmy
Make a band bigger:
The Brave Giant Abacus
The Brave Giant Abacus
oopsie i forgot to quote post the first time
Make a band bigger:
They Definitely Are Giants
Make a band bigger:
They Definitely Are Giants
August 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Make a band bigger:
The Protoarmy
The Protoarmy
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deliriously horny about the slang phrase "meat proxy" in this context. like yeah let me be a flesh vessel for Mommy. let the Machine God puppet my body while my trapped mind helplessly screams.
August 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
deliriously horny about the slang phrase "meat proxy" in this context. like yeah let me be a flesh vessel for Mommy. let the Machine God puppet my body while my trapped mind helplessly screams.