Mikey Says Hey!
@erlking.bsky.social
writer, composer, ersatz humanities scholar, amateur bodybuilder, very very gay
I did that dialect map thing, and furthest northeastern Maine makes sense considering where I actually do come from
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September 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I did that dialect map thing, and furthest northeastern Maine makes sense considering where I actually do come from
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
New Hades II personal best time just randomly today. 9:15 (descending).
August 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
New Hades II personal best time just randomly today. 9:15 (descending).
I don't post pics much anymore but the bathroom was empty and I liked my reflection so I grabbed a quick snap and here it is, I guess
August 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I don't post pics much anymore but the bathroom was empty and I liked my reflection so I grabbed a quick snap and here it is, I guess
Resisting urge to smash my new iPhone when I’m chirpily told I can now ask Siri to use ChatGPT to do things it’s not even well suited for. Thank goodness this is a thing I can turn off, but I’m annoyed it exists at all, and boy does the language in this menu piss me the fuck off
July 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Resisting urge to smash my new iPhone when I’m chirpily told I can now ask Siri to use ChatGPT to do things it’s not even well suited for. Thank goodness this is a thing I can turn off, but I’m annoyed it exists at all, and boy does the language in this menu piss me the fuck off
So, 5 hours later, my ankle is pain free, but the top of my foot hurts, especially when I lift my toes toward my shin. Pretty sure I fucked my extensors. See pic: those swollen lumps aren’t on the other foot. Any foot experts know if I need to go get this seen?
July 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
So, 5 hours later, my ankle is pain free, but the top of my foot hurts, especially when I lift my toes toward my shin. Pretty sure I fucked my extensors. See pic: those swollen lumps aren’t on the other foot. Any foot experts know if I need to go get this seen?
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
June 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
Can anyone identify this bird?
June 19, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Can anyone identify this bird?
I’m home in Newfoundland for the next six weeks taking care of my mom after surgery. Placentia has a YMCA now! The weight room is basic but serviceable. Never had anything like this out here when I was growing up, so, thankful for it!
If you’re a NFLD pal, perhaps we can get lunch or coffee later?
If you’re a NFLD pal, perhaps we can get lunch or coffee later?
June 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I’m home in Newfoundland for the next six weeks taking care of my mom after surgery. Placentia has a YMCA now! The weight room is basic but serviceable. Never had anything like this out here when I was growing up, so, thankful for it!
If you’re a NFLD pal, perhaps we can get lunch or coffee later?
If you’re a NFLD pal, perhaps we can get lunch or coffee later?
My brother is one of the most important people in my life
June 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
My brother is one of the most important people in my life
I’m self-conscious about my bacne situation so both don’t mention it and also forget I mentioned it. The back pump was good enough that I’m posting this anyway
June 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I’m self-conscious about my bacne situation so both don’t mention it and also forget I mentioned it. The back pump was good enough that I’m posting this anyway
Will I regret posting this? Possibly. Don't be weird, thanks.
June 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Will I regret posting this? Possibly. Don't be weird, thanks.
My value as a person is unrelated to my physical appearance, but, with that said, here is an image of physical appearance
May 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My value as a person is unrelated to my physical appearance, but, with that said, here is an image of physical appearance
Is this something? Idk maybe it’s something.
May 30, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Is this something? Idk maybe it’s something.
Maybe I just need to 1. Only exist in low-light environments and 2. Never smile. Problem solved!
May 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Maybe I just need to 1. Only exist in low-light environments and 2. Never smile. Problem solved!
Just randomly blitzing my first sub-10 minute run in Hades 2 this morning.
May 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just randomly blitzing my first sub-10 minute run in Hades 2 this morning.
I still do the gym thing I just don’t often feel like posting pics of it. But a certain someone took a quick snap of me filling my water bottle and I did feel like sharing that.
April 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I still do the gym thing I just don’t often feel like posting pics of it. But a certain someone took a quick snap of me filling my water bottle and I did feel like sharing that.
Liked a gym post on Instagram and the 700k follower fitness guy cold-DMed me this and like…
I’ve been going to the gym for 20 years, I competed in a bodybuilding show in 2019. My Instagram account is 90% me without a shirt flexing. “Have you started yet.” I’m going to walk into Lake Ontario.
I’ve been going to the gym for 20 years, I competed in a bodybuilding show in 2019. My Instagram account is 90% me without a shirt flexing. “Have you started yet.” I’m going to walk into Lake Ontario.
April 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Liked a gym post on Instagram and the 700k follower fitness guy cold-DMed me this and like…
I’ve been going to the gym for 20 years, I competed in a bodybuilding show in 2019. My Instagram account is 90% me without a shirt flexing. “Have you started yet.” I’m going to walk into Lake Ontario.
I’ve been going to the gym for 20 years, I competed in a bodybuilding show in 2019. My Instagram account is 90% me without a shirt flexing. “Have you started yet.” I’m going to walk into Lake Ontario.
