Happiness IS Double-Entendres and Puns!
@esc4p3-66.bsky.social
From Tw*tter. Socially Awkward!
I say the right stuff in the wrong way, so if you block me, you misunderstood what I meant.
Compliments and morale support are 💯 honest.
I say the right stuff in the wrong way, so if you block me, you misunderstood what I meant.
Compliments and morale support are 💯 honest.
You can smell that breath...
October 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
You can smell that breath...
Hey! In "Groundhog Day," at least there was one REALLY BIG donut...which he ate in one bite!
September 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Hey! In "Groundhog Day," at least there was one REALLY BIG donut...which he ate in one bite!
...and didn't I read, over the weekend, about Trumpelstiltskin leaking FAKE (see what I did there?) information, provided by France and Ukraine, to Putin?
And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward.
And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward.
September 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
...and didn't I read, over the weekend, about Trumpelstiltskin leaking FAKE (see what I did there?) information, provided by France and Ukraine, to Putin?
And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward.
And for the record, diesel fuel in the San Francisco Bay Area was $8.69 per gallon over the past weekend, and it's trending upward.
Sounds like Trumpelstiltskin needs to keep his hands off other people's toys. He has more important things to take care of than making sure his name appears on everything.
September 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Sounds like Trumpelstiltskin needs to keep his hands off other people's toys. He has more important things to take care of than making sure his name appears on everything.
It looks like the dining hall at Hogwarts...
September 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It looks like the dining hall at Hogwarts...
"Blower's cramp"
September 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
"Blower's cramp"
I got the boot from tw*tter several weeks ago and decided not to go back. It was my third strike, and I guess they decided I was out. They called it "inauthentic behavior," but they couldn't/wouldn't tell me what "inauthentic behavior" is. I guess it's a catch-all.
I'm glad to see you're over here.
I'm glad to see you're over here.
September 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I got the boot from tw*tter several weeks ago and decided not to go back. It was my third strike, and I guess they decided I was out. They called it "inauthentic behavior," but they couldn't/wouldn't tell me what "inauthentic behavior" is. I guess it's a catch-all.
I'm glad to see you're over here.
I'm glad to see you're over here.
His father was Cuban. His mother was American. He was born in Canada.
He should STFU!
He should STFU!
July 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
His father was Cuban. His mother was American. He was born in Canada.
He should STFU!
He should STFU!
I didn't see that one coming, but PERFECT!
May 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I didn't see that one coming, but PERFECT!
Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"?
September 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Isn't that kidnapping? Or at the very least "unlawful imprisonment"?
That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video!
August 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That pup's name should be "Banjo" the way the guy is strumming his tummy. Great video!
Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks".
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dust. *Maybe* a dead fly. You know... we call them "snacks".
Well... two things...
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well... two things...
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
1. They have the legs for it.
2. They're still a lot longer than the "skirts" in Scotland.
Just sayin'.
Boo-f*cking-hoo.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
August 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Boo-f*cking-hoo.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Truth hurts.
I'm glad someone got in his face with some much-needed honesty from his potential victims.
Um....is she wearing a kimono?
August 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Um....is she wearing a kimono?
...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites...
August 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
...and apparently ordering NASA to destroy weather satellites...
So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA?
August 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So...uh... how is that any different from disaster relief currently? Is anyone getting any? Where is FEMA?
Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak?
August 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Can't someone boot his chair and take the mic so he can't speak?
The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically.
July 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The dog is trying to tell him he should try Yoga... Down Dog specifically.
What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened!
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What would have been hilarious is if they dipped the banner so the cat jumped over it...or maybe even ran through it. I would have needed oxygen if that had happened!
Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name?
July 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Has anyone checked the Epstein documents for Garland's name?
But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
July 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
But let's not stigmatize mental health issues. H*tler didn't stop there. He murdered them. After all, why leave a job half-done. They may come back at him later on.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
And Trumpelstiltskin doesn't care that he's being compared to H*tler. He's never cared.
He looks like a PEZ dispenser.
July 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He looks like a PEZ dispenser.