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UI means user interface and UX means user exerface
June 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
UI means user interface and UX means user exerface
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I've decided to reframe my self-indulgent behavior as part of a vast and timeless battle against pain and human suffering. so when i sleep for eleven hours, I'm not being lazy and undisciplined, I'm striking a blow in the global struggle against injustice.
May 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I've decided to reframe my self-indulgent behavior as part of a vast and timeless battle against pain and human suffering. so when i sleep for eleven hours, I'm not being lazy and undisciplined, I'm striking a blow in the global struggle against injustice.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
May 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline
May 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline
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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
April 20, 2026 at 12:10 PM
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
April 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
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Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?
April 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?
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One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
April 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
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Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
April 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
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me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
April 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
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That’s Smee in the corner
April 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
That’s Smee in the corner
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Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
April 7, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
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"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
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In space no one can hear you Teams.
why the hell would we put windows 11 in space
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
April 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM
In space no one can hear you Teams.
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SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow
SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head
DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head
DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
March 29, 2026 at 3:08 PM
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow
SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head
DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head
DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
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Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
![laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
[photo of a coyote]
DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreib6gagplfpduin7jjpqa7lo2zvoe72gjycjdkrngtsxhyfytzoypa)
March 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
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Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
March 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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friend: remember being kids and playing outside all summer
me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening
friend: what
me: i mean how we all had water guns
me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening
friend: what
me: i mean how we all had water guns
March 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
friend: remember being kids and playing outside all summer
me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening
friend: what
me: i mean how we all had water guns
me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening
friend: what
me: i mean how we all had water guns
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Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
March 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/
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we have saved daylight
but at what cost
but at what cost
March 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
we have saved daylight
but at what cost
but at what cost
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Branch manager branching out
March 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Branch manager branching out