Tyler Olson
@espaqu.bsky.social
Same handle as at Twitter. I have an answer to every question. Some of those answers are probably correct.
Diamond cutters never ownBARK!dogs
September 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Diamond cutters never ownBARK!dogs
What a country! We worry that there will be no ice at the poles and we worry that ICE will be at the polls.
September 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
What a country! We worry that there will be no ice at the poles and we worry that ICE will be at the polls.
The news out of CA that diesel pumps have maxed out on price reminded me of when I started buying my own gas. The old mechanical gas pumps topped out at 49.9 cents. The fix was to replace the price belts with doubled values, so the max became 99.8! Still the only time I've not paid ".9" for gas!
September 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The news out of CA that diesel pumps have maxed out on price reminded me of when I started buying my own gas. The old mechanical gas pumps topped out at 49.9 cents. The fix was to replace the price belts with doubled values, so the max became 99.8! Still the only time I've not paid ".9" for gas!
Before her brother came along, Gretel lived with a family of monkeys. That story, of course, is a pre-Hansel tale...
September 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Before her brother came along, Gretel lived with a family of monkeys. That story, of course, is a pre-Hansel tale...
Coming to a DBacks' game soon?
Kansas City Royals fans had 30 seconds to get the sausage bun on, and if they did, the entire stadium won free hot dogs. 🌭
Original post
Original post
September 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Coming to a DBacks' game soon?
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RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Q: In heaven, which angels polish the furniture?
A: The cherubs.
A: The cherubs.
September 6, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Q: In heaven, which angels polish the furniture?
A: The cherubs.
A: The cherubs.
When I was very young, the only football I could watch was on our black & white TV with “rabbit ears” antenna. Every game looked like 22 guys in white jerseys lined up against 22 guys in grey.
I miss the old days…
I miss the old days…
August 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When I was very young, the only football I could watch was on our black & white TV with “rabbit ears” antenna. Every game looked like 22 guys in white jerseys lined up against 22 guys in grey.
I miss the old days…
I miss the old days…
Well, that scene would be memorable!
Someone the other day mentioned the 1977 film Iphigenia, which I saw once, when it was new, and I’ll confess that my first thought was “Isn’t that the movie that opens with ten thousand naked Greek soldiers on a beach?”
(That’s all I remember.)
(That’s all I remember.)
August 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Well, that scene would be memorable!
Summer in Phoenix: "Cold tap water" is the 10 seconds of water from the hot faucet before the heated water arrives from the tank.
July 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Summer in Phoenix: "Cold tap water" is the 10 seconds of water from the hot faucet before the heated water arrives from the tank.
How do Hawaiians laugh at my jokes?
With a low “Ha”.
With a low “Ha”.
June 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
How do Hawaiians laugh at my jokes?
With a low “Ha”.
With a low “Ha”.
g the sheep have done that flocking before...
June 2, 2026 at 7:54 AM
g the sheep have done that flocking before...
So, I have learned that the our county health department does NOT recognize the "Five-Second Rule". My bad!
May 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
So, I have learned that the our county health department does NOT recognize the "Five-Second Rule". My bad!
“BCE” is the abbreviation for Before Common Era, and the years in BCE count down to the beginning of the Common Era, where the years increment upwards.
-HOWEVER-
while AM is the abbreviation for AnteMeridiem (Latin for “before midday”) our clocks do NOT count down to noon. This is a travesty!
-HOWEVER-
while AM is the abbreviation for AnteMeridiem (Latin for “before midday”) our clocks do NOT count down to noon. This is a travesty!
April 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
“BCE” is the abbreviation for Before Common Era, and the years in BCE count down to the beginning of the Common Era, where the years increment upwards.
-HOWEVER-
while AM is the abbreviation for AnteMeridiem (Latin for “before midday”) our clocks do NOT count down to noon. This is a travesty!
-HOWEVER-
while AM is the abbreviation for AnteMeridiem (Latin for “before midday”) our clocks do NOT count down to noon. This is a travesty!
Just did that this morning!
I keep a potato masher in a drawer because it's fun not to be able to open that drawer.
April 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Just did that this morning!
Before the internet, were deadbeat tenants victed?
April 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Before the internet, were deadbeat tenants victed?
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I don't think it works that way.
Team GB face uphill task for Olympic medal in four-man bobsleigh
Team GB face an uphill task to win an Olympic medal in the four-man bobsleigh event as they sit seventh at the halfway point in Cortina.
www.bbc.com
February 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I don't think it works that way.
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🤣
February 22, 2026 at 8:55 PM
🤣
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Don’t give mine any ideas…
April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don’t give mine any ideas…
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I can’t figure out whether I like or hate the judge refusing to lift the ban on the injunction that stops an action
March 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can’t figure out whether I like or hate the judge refusing to lift the ban on the injunction that stops an action
Okay, now try one from the upper level...
March 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Okay, now try one from the upper level...
The miracle of compound stupidity
March 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The miracle of compound stupidity
Remember the Good Old Days when the most deranged celebrity was Charlie Sheen?
March 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Remember the Good Old Days when the most deranged celebrity was Charlie Sheen?