Esquirrou
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Giant mecha anime where the mecha are agentically operated and "piloted" by the occupant convincing the agents that the requested acts of violence are moral + necessary
September 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Giant mecha anime where the mecha are agentically operated and "piloted" by the occupant convincing the agents that the requested acts of violence are moral + necessary
Utilitarian SaaS startup to sell moral offsets (fly connectomes wired to experience sublime bliss)
September 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Utilitarian SaaS startup to sell moral offsets (fly connectomes wired to experience sublime bliss)
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if Nardwuar had been assigned to the Mueller Report Trump would have died in prison in 2019
September 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
if Nardwuar had been assigned to the Mueller Report Trump would have died in prison in 2019
I just showed this to Bertrand Russell and he's crying and puking
because i interacted with posts spawned by this twitter is now serving me intellectual tradcath content and it's fun
September 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I just showed this to Bertrand Russell and he's crying and puking
Lotta "leftists" on here dunk on Billy for chartposting while he's out in the streets fighting Lord Zedd
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August 27, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Lotta "leftists" on here dunk on Billy for chartposting while he's out in the streets fighting Lord Zedd
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You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
![[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,
I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!
I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,
If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r2bjrf2mjuvs5drw725nhh56/bafkreico4zhc6t3r7hwgg5tbxjx5zo6vwhqicaqphea4szelkznzr4ulwy)
August 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
Beetle Moses been putting out nonstop heaters lately
August 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Beetle Moses been putting out nonstop heaters lately
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(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
August 18, 2026 at 3:52 AM
(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
"Hell of a routine. Whaddaya call it?"
mine is the Uniform Simultaneous Death Act
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
August 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
"Hell of a routine. Whaddaya call it?"
Sequel that's a heist movie
just found out there are no sex scenes in the movie where the premise is that sex is illegal. i assume this is because all the characters who fuck are either in jail or are very sneaky fuckers
August 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Sequel that's a heist movie
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a small designated area WHERE
August 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
a small designated area WHERE
Bugs, tell my wife, tell her, I say, I say, I...
Foghorn Leghorn and Bugs were hit by the same IED and the surgeon could only save Bugs by stitching his head onto his feathered friend.
July 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Bugs, tell my wife, tell her, I say, I say, I...
Horizon: Christian Fellowship is the weakest game in the series imo
What I love about NYC, and what made me decide to do this project, is that within a few blocks of this are a Catholic, Russian Orthodox, Baptist, two nondenominational Chinese, and a Hispanic evangelical churches, an Islamic Center, a Taoist Temple, and the 'Horizon Christian Fellowship'.
Pentecost Church Shiloh Inc., 8717 18th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11214
July 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Horizon: Christian Fellowship is the weakest game in the series imo
Imagining an alternate universe where this is the comic driving Discourse today
July 20, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Imagining an alternate universe where this is the comic driving Discourse today
Wtf is the paramore lady's problem
July 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Wtf is the paramore lady's problem
Inductive proof that crab buckets behave similarly when rotated
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
July 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Inductive proof that crab buckets behave similarly when rotated
GOG dot com newsletter writer rockets to the top of the polls for Democratic Senator of Maine
June 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
GOG dot com newsletter writer rockets to the top of the polls for Democratic Senator of Maine
I have a proposal: Hunter Biden should run for Senate in Maine
June 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I have a proposal: Hunter Biden should run for Senate in Maine
If someone said this to one of our paralegals in my presence it would instantly fill my super meter
i don't want anyone involved to get harassed especially over a really specific legal argument most of us are wildly unqualified to talk about, but:
never, ever, ever let yourself start posting like this
never, ever, ever let yourself start posting like this
June 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If someone said this to one of our paralegals in my presence it would instantly fill my super meter
