Sam
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two percent of united states senators are currently dead. check on your senator today!
July 12, 2026 at 12:11 PM
two percent of united states senators are currently dead. check on your senator today!
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Animals commonly use a bit of shape fakery in the natural world to scare off enemies. These are dangerous times, so along with improved aesthetics, I think Miller would do better in a longer jacket and more padding. Then he wouldn't have to look for enemies behind him.
July 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Animals commonly use a bit of shape fakery in the natural world to scare off enemies. These are dangerous times, so along with improved aesthetics, I think Miller would do better in a longer jacket and more padding. Then he wouldn't have to look for enemies behind him.
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"The president is stealing $2 billion of your money to pay off criminals he sent to overthrow the government" is the only message now.
The "and they all need to fucking die" can be implied.
The "and they all need to fucking die" can be implied.
May 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"The president is stealing $2 billion of your money to pay off criminals he sent to overthrow the government" is the only message now.
The "and they all need to fucking die" can be implied.
The "and they all need to fucking die" can be implied.
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do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
April 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just in: Supreme Court rules against law banning conversion therapy for minors.
8-1 decision.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was the lone dissenter. www.huffpost.com/entry/suprem...
8-1 decision.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was the lone dissenter. www.huffpost.com/entry/suprem...
Supreme Court Rules Against Law Banning Conversion Therapy For Minors
The justices ruled 8-1, with Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson as the lone dissenter.
www.huffpost.com
March 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I analyzed over 10 years of anti-trans legislation. Over 330 bills have passed, with ~300 of them in just the last 5 years. There is no precedent in American history for so many bills to target one particular minority group like this in such a short timeframe.
www.thedissident.news/the-ratchet/
www.thedissident.news/the-ratchet/
The Ratchet
In 2015, state legislatures across the United States considered 75 anti-LGBTQ bills, of which 27 targeted gender identity.1 In 2025, that total reached 1,059—with 851 of the current-session bills targ...
www.thedissident.news
March 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I analyzed over 10 years of anti-trans legislation. Over 330 bills have passed, with ~300 of them in just the last 5 years. There is no precedent in American history for so many bills to target one particular minority group like this in such a short timeframe.
www.thedissident.news/the-ratchet/
www.thedissident.news/the-ratchet/
The irony of a Kennedy declaring war on Dunkin
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe
The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.
www.bostonglobe.com
March 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The irony of a Kennedy declaring war on Dunkin
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I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I don’t think there should be a separate doubles luge event. It should be a single event that awards bonus points for each extra guy
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Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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We must pass Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s War Powers Resolution that asserts Congress' authorities, and Trump must be impeached. 2/2
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
We must pass Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s War Powers Resolution that asserts Congress' authorities, and Trump must be impeached. 2/2
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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anything other than the brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and blueberry flavors are hedonistic self-indulgence. sodom and gomorrah were destroyed for less
Ok ok it's relevant:
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
anything other than the brown sugar cinnamon, strawberry, and blueberry flavors are hedonistic self-indulgence. sodom and gomorrah were destroyed for less
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO APPLE PIE" or "GO PUMPKIN PIE!" I'm yelling "GO GOBBLE GOBBLE and the rule of thanksgiving law!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO APPLE PIE" or "GO PUMPKIN PIE!" I'm yelling "GO GOBBLE GOBBLE and the rule of thanksgiving law!"
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like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
like, why would any democrat compromise with the GOP right now? you have a once in a millennium upper hand. every member of trump’s admin who opened that file is complicit. go after them. open investigations. have hearings. say it on the news every night. do something other than roll over for once.
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every time I'm forced to ride in aTesla opening the door feels like a Saw trap
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
every time I'm forced to ride in aTesla opening the door feels like a Saw trap
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libs don't go post up outside of Saddleback Church and do change my view debate videos because nobody fucking pays them six figures, plus a camera crew, plus security, to do so
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
libs don't go post up outside of Saddleback Church and do change my view debate videos because nobody fucking pays them six figures, plus a camera crew, plus security, to do so
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this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
September 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
this guy may well be the most despicable and cretinous degenerate the perverts at yale law have ever cultivated and that is saying a whole awful lot
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TPUSA is way better understood as a mentorship program for conservative students and Republican donors than as a youth movement
Just because I saw someone mention it: There’s no reason to think that TPUSA/Kirk had a significant effect on the 2024 election. The turnout operation was non-existent and claims that they/he are the central (or even a major) cause of young voters moving right aren’t backed by any actual evidence.
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
TPUSA is way better understood as a mentorship program for conservative students and Republican donors than as a youth movement