ethanhakari.bsky.social
@ethanhakari.bsky.social
27 years old
Sinner of hell son of a mob
Sinner of hell son of a mob
How about you turn around from that rectangle and speak to your future employee.
Of course! Come by the docks and be prepared to be interviewed, a ferret would be unique
ME ME ME! I WANNA FIRE CANNONS FROM THE AIR SWING INTO HOMES AND STEAL FROM THE RICH!
June 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
How about you turn around from that rectangle and speak to your future employee.
ME ME ME! I WANNA FIRE CANNONS FROM THE AIR SWING INTO HOMES AND STEAL FROM THE RICH!
Recommend in a reply or quote what should Sabre have as a loyal companion? Though a parrot would be very stereotypical of him he needs something more unique
June 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
ME ME ME! I WANNA FIRE CANNONS FROM THE AIR SWING INTO HOMES AND STEAL FROM THE RICH!
"Well he's not actually my father. He just taken me under his wing. He's just been more a positive father figure than me real one. Maybe he's a better father figure than that duck making dad I hear so much about. Besides what deal would you have that would interest me?"
🐍 “….Papa? Alastor?”
Now she was really confused.
Now she was really confused.
"Papa Alastor told me not to make deals with people I don't know."
June 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"Well he's not actually my father. He just taken me under his wing. He's just been more a positive father figure than me real one. Maybe he's a better father figure than that duck making dad I hear so much about. Besides what deal would you have that would interest me?"
"Papa Alastor told me not to make deals with people I don't know."
🐍 She scoffs, clearly not impressed.
“Are you interested in some sort of business deal?”
“Are you interested in some sort of business deal?”
She looks at a 5'12 rodent, soot and ash covers his palms and feet, the air around him refracts the heat from his body, and his yellow eyes flickers like a candle
June 26, 2026 at 3:32 AM
"Papa Alastor told me not to make deals with people I don't know."
She looks at a 5'12 rodent, soot and ash covers his palms and feet, the air around him refracts the heat from his body, and his yellow eyes flickers like a candle
🐍 “Uh huh….”
She glances at him up and down.
She glances at him up and down.
"Why do anyone does anything here?
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
June 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM
She looks at a 5'12 rodent, soot and ash covers his palms and feet, the air around him refracts the heat from his body, and his yellow eyes flickers like a candle
"Why do anyone does anything here?
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
June 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"Why do anyone does anything here?
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
SHEER ABSOLUTE BOREDOM. Besides always wanted to be friends with a pirate."
Ethan Wilde. Nice to meet ya.
He groans clearly not impressed
"and what you got kids?"
"and what you got kids?"
“Correction the stay at home dad” grabs a pair of shades and puts them on
"Hah you became the stay at home mom"
June 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
He groans clearly not impressed
"and what you got kids?"
"and what you got kids?"
"Hah you became the stay at home mom"
“A beautiful bunny named Delilah, a mafia queen named Jane and a shark. All of which are busy wives with their jobs. Since I’m self employed I make my own decisions and right now decide to stay at home and wait on them”
"What woman figured to marry you?"
June 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"Hah you became the stay at home mom"
"What woman figured to marry you?"
“well yeah but she’s busy with something so until she’s back I have nothing better to plunder, besides if I attack too much security will go up and I’ll be too predictable so I’m laying low”
I'm not the one chasing my tail like a mutt. Don't you have a pirate queen to plunder?
June 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"What woman figured to marry you?"
I'm not the one chasing my tail like a mutt. Don't you have a pirate queen to plunder?
Belch! “You are a moron I’m just bored and hammered”
"And I thought I was a moron!"
June 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I'm not the one chasing my tail like a mutt. Don't you have a pirate queen to plunder?
"And I thought I was a moron!"
Don’t mind him chasing his own tail while humming the jaws theme. He’s both that bored and drunk
June 26, 2026 at 1:43 AM
"And I thought I was a moron!"
You got a kid? Who or how did you convince someone to procreate with ye?
He kisses Delilah back wagging his tail “I love you too and thank you love”
June 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
You got a kid? Who or how did you convince someone to procreate with ye?
"Bc? She's still your little pearl or something? The wandering theif?"
He snorts and laughs harder “Maybe the sea betting type maybe but I’m still a legend, I also have started up the other type of piracy working with Bc’s mafia family, with the help of Baxter of course”
"You'll die soon piracy is a dying breed haven't seen any other pirates in hell.
June 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
"Bc? She's still your little pearl or something? The wandering theif?"
"You'll die soon piracy is a dying breed haven't seen any other pirates in hell.
“Hah! I am far from double dead ferret, I just have been out plundering so long you thought I died or something. I die when I say I die”
"Damn I thought you was dead already. Wanted your boat"
June 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"You'll die soon piracy is a dying breed haven't seen any other pirates in hell.
"Damn I thought you was dead already. Wanted your boat"
sabre is here, just existing
June 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
"Damn I thought you was dead already. Wanted your boat"
So what's your story?
Oh man…
And I get it
And I get it
I died when I was 21. I been in hell for about 6 years. So I'm technically 27 but you don't age in hell so I'm
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
May 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
So what's your story?
I died when I was 21. I been in hell for about 6 years. So I'm technically 27 but you don't age in hell so I'm
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
Oh um, that’s a lot of years and it’s impressive. What about you? How old are you?
Most people in hell are eons old. We're kids In their eyes
May 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I died when I was 21. I been in hell for about 6 years. So I'm technically 27 but you don't age in hell so I'm
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
**Forever 21**
Eh... Eh?
Most people in hell are eons old. We're kids In their eyes
Yeah but I’m not a kid, I’m 23
You look a little young to be down here in the afterlife.
May 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Most people in hell are eons old. We're kids In their eyes
You look a little young to be down here in the afterlife.
Maxine
Who are you if I may ask
May 23, 2026 at 10:34 PM
You look a little young to be down here in the afterlife.
Who are you if I may ask
Umm…I don’t know actually
So what are you doing in my neck of the woods?
May 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Who are you if I may ask
So what are you doing in my neck of the woods?
Noted. I’ll be careful
You can pet me just be careful my body can radiate some unbearable heat. You should ask Captain Saybre. Burn him last time we threw down
May 23, 2026 at 10:19 PM
So what are you doing in my neck of the woods?
You can pet me just be careful my body can radiate some unbearable heat. You should ask Captain Saybre. Burn him last time we threw down
Oh…uh sorry
... Please don't burn yourself on me. My fur is warm to the touch.
May 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
You can pet me just be careful my body can radiate some unbearable heat. You should ask Captain Saybre. Burn him last time we threw down
... Please don't burn yourself on me. My fur is warm to the touch.
Happily pats the [ Reader ] !
May 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
... Please don't burn yourself on me. My fur is warm to the touch.