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I wish I could go to a licensed cat massage therapist. Just have a cat walk on my back.
April 18, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I wish I could go to a licensed cat massage therapist. Just have a cat walk on my back.
Wish there was a sequel to Best in Show. Would be so funny.
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Wish there was a sequel to Best in Show. Would be so funny.
I made the viral Japanese yogurt with biscoff cookies “cheesecake” and i think it’s pretty good if you like have leftover cookies and a spare thing of greek yogurt. But like, I think I would rather just have a regular cheesecake when I want cheesecake. I want to call this stuff cookie yogurt trifle.
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I made the viral Japanese yogurt with biscoff cookies “cheesecake” and i think it’s pretty good if you like have leftover cookies and a spare thing of greek yogurt. But like, I think I would rather just have a regular cheesecake when I want cheesecake. I want to call this stuff cookie yogurt trifle.
For my birthday I bought myself a weed vaporizer so I can bring it to hotels and not stink up the place. Because you know, guys who cheat on their wives with hookers, gotta keep a low profile.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
For my birthday I bought myself a weed vaporizer so I can bring it to hotels and not stink up the place. Because you know, guys who cheat on their wives with hookers, gotta keep a low profile.
I should smoke weed and get over it but the world is kind of shit right now and I thought I could see not red pill bullshit on a local Oregon hooker review board.
January 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I should smoke weed and get over it but the world is kind of shit right now and I thought I could see not red pill bullshit on a local Oregon hooker review board.
But why the fuck does tna have to have only the dumbest assholes making discussions that genuinely are dead ends and don’t help anything but make providers feel less valued.
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
But why the fuck does tna have to have only the dumbest assholes making discussions that genuinely are dead ends and don’t help anything but make providers feel less valued.
Tryst at least makes it to where you can post I’m 420 friendly. Looks like tna actually allows men to be snobby ass bitches posting pick me threads when they could work on their actual communication skills with providers asking for a smoke free environment. Like I get it if you have asthma.
January 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Tryst at least makes it to where you can post I’m 420 friendly. Looks like tna actually allows men to be snobby ass bitches posting pick me threads when they could work on their actual communication skills with providers asking for a smoke free environment. Like I get it if you have asthma.
Hope everyone who smokes weed has a fantastic day and anyone that is sober good for you but please keep your snobby ass comments to yourself. Genuinely fucking tired of seeing the proselytizing on a hooker review board. They called weed a gateway drug back in the day, it’s come a long way. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hope everyone who smokes weed has a fantastic day and anyone that is sober good for you but please keep your snobby ass comments to yourself. Genuinely fucking tired of seeing the proselytizing on a hooker review board. They called weed a gateway drug back in the day, it’s come a long way. Fuck you.
I feel triggered and attacked and I’m not in the mood to see people talking shit about weed smoke I see enough red pill shit in my algorithms.
January 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I feel triggered and attacked and I’m not in the mood to see people talking shit about weed smoke I see enough red pill shit in my algorithms.
You know what’s funny. Smoking weed is technically legal in the state of Oregon. But seeing hookers isn’t. And this fuck who is getting his dick wet has the gall to complain about some weed smoke when he is probably cheating on his wife / partner. So yeah idk. Stupid fucks piss me off.
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You know what’s funny. Smoking weed is technically legal in the state of Oregon. But seeing hookers isn’t. And this fuck who is getting his dick wet has the gall to complain about some weed smoke when he is probably cheating on his wife / partner. So yeah idk. Stupid fucks piss me off.
If you’re some dude seeing hookers and you think them smoking weed is like a trashy thing. I hope you have a dick that doesn’t get hard and money that is wasted on every hooker you book. Getting mad at hookers for smoking weed is like getting mad at a line cook for doing cocaine.
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If you’re some dude seeing hookers and you think them smoking weed is like a trashy thing. I hope you have a dick that doesn’t get hard and money that is wasted on every hooker you book. Getting mad at hookers for smoking weed is like getting mad at a line cook for doing cocaine.
When was the first recorded case of social anxiety. When.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
When was the first recorded case of social anxiety. When.
Is it gay enough to want to dress as a goth cow girl. Will the lesbians want me.
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Is it gay enough to want to dress as a goth cow girl. Will the lesbians want me.
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December 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I went Feijoa picking today. What a nice day.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I went Feijoa picking today. What a nice day.
Ok I got back into my account ha ha ha
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I’m looking at homes in Louisiana, I can buy a nice house for super cheap. Yes I am willing to live in hot humid buggy heat to have a cute little house of my own
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’m looking at homes in Louisiana, I can buy a nice house for super cheap. Yes I am willing to live in hot humid buggy heat to have a cute little house of my own
I’m having a hard day. I lost my Apple Watch and I’m trying to not freak out.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’m having a hard day. I lost my Apple Watch and I’m trying to not freak out.
I found out I can trap 100 crawfish per day during the crawfish season in Oregon. And apparently our crawfish are fatter and sweeter than Louisiana.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I found out I can trap 100 crawfish per day during the crawfish season in Oregon. And apparently our crawfish are fatter and sweeter than Louisiana.
Just got done applying to like 100 jobs in NOLA wish me luck guys.
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just got done applying to like 100 jobs in NOLA wish me luck guys.
I’m making etouffee roux right now smells so good
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m making etouffee roux right now smells so good
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November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think I figured out my life plan. A non profit pedicure. For New Orleans elderly and disabled and veteran residents and low income. 100% free pedicures. I only do medical care pedicures. I don’t want to gentrify I want to help contribute to the community.