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phil
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he/him • graphic designer • halifax
dunno if it’s like this for everyone or just me but for 2 weeks every single ad on every single app and website in existence has been exclusively for the new meta AI
October 1, 2026 at 12:49 PM
sleeping in phases like a medieval peasant to watch the cubs wildcard games
September 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
don’t just health,
September 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The Hose We Chill
September 21, 2026 at 7:56 PM
who knows man
September 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
at his worst he was a toronto maple leaf
Happy retirement to John Klingberg. At his best he was extraordinary.
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by phil
‘Who owns Halifax?’ Dalhousie Legal Aid report finds 20 landlords own 56% of the city’s housing units
Morning File by @suzannerent.bsky.social
'Who owns Halifax?' Dalhousie Legal Aid report finds 20 landlords own 56% of the city's housing units - Halifax Examiner
"I find it pretty egregious when you have a multinational REIT with investors all over Canada or the world who essentially are making their money from renting out low-income apartments."
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
September 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif
September 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
*holding newborn child* sorry i can't come to your high school graduation, i'm logging in to my CRA account
September 2, 2026 at 1:54 PM
nerd alert

www.maptap.gg August 22
97🔥 89🎉 100🎯 98🎯 98🔥
Final score: 974
August 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
the ‘close door’ button on an elevator is a placebo, right
August 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
i’ve been in moncton for 10 minutes and already seen an old guy wearing a shirt that says FUCK LA MONDE
August 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
you simply will not catch me paying any amount of money to watch hockey on TV
July 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i just don’t understand how my kids can refuse to listen to metal when 99% of their play involves screaming shit like “ 𝕯 𝖆 𝖗 𝕶 𝖊 𝖘 𝖙 𝖘 𝖍 𝖎 𝖊 𝖑 𝖉 “
July 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
tiktok is good for exactly 2 things 1) supercuts of people eating shit/dogs being precious baby idiots and 2) watching an otherwise completely unremarkable 56 year old man playing drums who’s so deep in the pocket that you briefly lose your peripheral vision
July 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
lmfao
July 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
July 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
semi-final losers playing for 3rd place in a tournament where there’s no gold/silver/bronze medals is very funny to me
July 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
July 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
congrats to whoever england was playing
congrats to the 2nd worst country in the world
July 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
alfie becoming a leafs coach could have been worse. he could have become the sens' GM
Red Wings announce Steve Yzerman will transition from his role as Executive Vice President and General Manager to senior advisor to Governor and CEO, Chris Ilitch. A search for a new head of hockey operations is underway.
July 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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congrats to the 2nd worst country in the world
July 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
more like engbland vs snorway right guys
July 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM