Eve the Beav
@eve-beavers.bsky.social
no, let's skip telling you about me. We all know social media is oppressive & nosey. DO YOU HAVE TTS? Trump Tourettes syndrome. Speaking sentences about topics for which you have no insight or knowledge?
Pinned
The Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed while George Washington was president:
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
America was founded to separate church & state.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
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Thank the Lord oil isn't some sort of international market where shortages in one place mean higher prices everywhere or the Trump Administration would be responsible for this.
September 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Thank the Lord oil isn't some sort of international market where shortages in one place mean higher prices everywhere or the Trump Administration would be responsible for this.
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Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
September 18, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Happy Friday! We made it through the week! The sun never broke through the clouds today but it did provide some decent sky color while making an earnest effort. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
September 18, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Happy Friday! We made it through the week! The sun never broke through the clouds today but it did provide some decent sky color while making an earnest effort. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
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I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
September 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Hello new followers! I've removed the paywall from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you probably won't... www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
The Village Message Board
Its authenticity was discredited because of his reputation, but also because he was quick with gin at the time and wearing an item of knitwear back to front.
www.tom-cox.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Hello new followers! I've removed the paywall from this piece, which is a chapter from my novel Villager, told entirely in the form of an online village message board. If you like it, you'll probably like the book. If you don't, you probably won't... www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
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September 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Flora separated fact from fiction with reproductive endocrinologists Nanette Santoro and Genevieve Neal-Perry, who are both running some of the biggest long-term studies on perimenopause and the effects of hormone therapy.
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Flora separated fact from fiction with reproductive endocrinologists Nanette Santoro and Genevieve Neal-Perry, who are both running some of the biggest long-term studies on perimenopause and the effects of hormone therapy.
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I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
September 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I’m just saying Billie Joe MacAllister should’ve survived that jump.
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Note the community notes below:
All they do is lie.
All they do is lie.
September 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Note the community notes below:
All they do is lie.
All they do is lie.
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before I landed on OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE the working title for the last book was WE ARE ALL SO VERY TIRED
September 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
before I landed on OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE the working title for the last book was WE ARE ALL SO VERY TIRED
We descended from clever humans!
Cloth & baskets are hard to find.
Cloth & baskets are hard to find.
9,500 years old! And still intact!
A Mesolithic woven baskets from Spain’s Cueva de los Murciélagos (“Cave of the Bats”) are Europe’s oldest known basketry.
Thanks to the cave’s near‑zero humidity, organic materials didn’t decay, preserving several baskets for more than 9,000.
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A Mesolithic woven baskets from Spain’s Cueva de los Murciélagos (“Cave of the Bats”) are Europe’s oldest known basketry.
Thanks to the cave’s near‑zero humidity, organic materials didn’t decay, preserving several baskets for more than 9,000.
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📷 me
September 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We descended from clever humans!
Cloth & baskets are hard to find.
Cloth & baskets are hard to find.
Yes indeed!
Reporter: Talarico’s interview with Kimmel on YouTube has now reached more people there by a magnitude of over 5 than Kimmel’s entire live show.
September 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Yes indeed!
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🦢 We had a visit from Chippy earlier, looking for some breakfast. He's such a sweet, solitary little soul with his chipped beak. Even Sam stays perfectly quiet around him; I'm convinced the two of them are friends. 😊🤭
September 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
🦢 We had a visit from Chippy earlier, looking for some breakfast. He's such a sweet, solitary little soul with his chipped beak. Even Sam stays perfectly quiet around him; I'm convinced the two of them are friends. 😊🤭
America was founded to separate church & state.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
The Treaty of Tripoli, which was negotiated and signed while George Washington was president:
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
"Art. 11. The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion."
Q: How many times is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?
A: Zero.
September 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
America was founded to separate church & state.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
I grew up S. Baptist. if someone starts up on Bible quotes & insisting on mixing church & state? I watch for their REAL intentions. The guy shot in Utah? He was a big mouth. Proselytizing his world view.
TEACH TOLERANCE.
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September 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I belong to Facebook group which posts faces. This one is a winner winner chicken dinner.
September 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I belong to Facebook group which posts faces. This one is a winner winner chicken dinner.
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We were supposed to be in session all of September.
We worked 2.5 days.
Now Johnson is sending us home. Why? He’s terrified of votes on Hegseth impeachment articles and another Epstein discharge petition.
Meanwhile, Trump is only focused on destroying the Kennedy Center and ranting like a maniac.
We worked 2.5 days.
Now Johnson is sending us home. Why? He’s terrified of votes on Hegseth impeachment articles and another Epstein discharge petition.
Meanwhile, Trump is only focused on destroying the Kennedy Center and ranting like a maniac.
September 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
We were supposed to be in session all of September.
We worked 2.5 days.
Now Johnson is sending us home. Why? He’s terrified of votes on Hegseth impeachment articles and another Epstein discharge petition.
Meanwhile, Trump is only focused on destroying the Kennedy Center and ranting like a maniac.
We worked 2.5 days.
Now Johnson is sending us home. Why? He’s terrified of votes on Hegseth impeachment articles and another Epstein discharge petition.
Meanwhile, Trump is only focused on destroying the Kennedy Center and ranting like a maniac.
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He was watching me work, but I’m clearly very boring to watch.
September 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
He was watching me work, but I’m clearly very boring to watch.
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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump announces that if Republicans retain control of both the House and the Senate, he will send you 12 CDs for just one penny.
September 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump announces that if Republicans retain control of both the House and the Senate, he will send you 12 CDs for just one penny.
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Trump 2 in a nutshell.
- Technologically illiterate, famously doesn't use a computer, doesn't want to constrain AI because he thinks it makes him money and doesn't understand it and figures he'll be dead in a decade anyway so who cares if he takes everyone else down with him
September 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Trump 2 in a nutshell.
Thank you.
Rainy & cloudy where I am.
Rainy & cloudy where I am.
Happy Thursday! We are almost through the week! I slept in so here is the second place vote-getter from yesterday's sunrise. It's straightforward but the shimmer, shoreline wave patterns, and pencil-thin cloud separator work well. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
September 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Thank you.
Rainy & cloudy where I am.
Rainy & cloudy where I am.
Thank goodness
September 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thank goodness
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Dementia leads to Sundowning that is what Trump has
That is why he falls asleep during the day
Sundowning episodes can vary from case to case, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several hours, sometimes continuing through the night. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/artic...
That is why he falls asleep during the day
Sundowning episodes can vary from case to case, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several hours, sometimes continuing through the night. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/artic...
Sundown Syndrome: Causes, Treatment & Symptoms
People who have dementia can experience sundowning. Symptoms, including irritability, paranoia and pacing, often occur at the end of the day.
my.clevelandclinic.org
September 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Dementia leads to Sundowning that is what Trump has
That is why he falls asleep during the day
Sundowning episodes can vary from case to case, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several hours, sometimes continuing through the night. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/artic...
That is why he falls asleep during the day
Sundowning episodes can vary from case to case, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several hours, sometimes continuing through the night. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/artic...
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Me, ready for October. 😏🎃 👻
September 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Me, ready for October. 😏🎃 👻