Evelysse Vargas
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Evelysse Vargas
@evelyssev.bsky.social
Yung E from the X. 90s bb tryna find peace of mind.

Investment Partner @ BEA Venture Fund

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Phee rly cooked Cathy wit that one 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Love Island & The WNBA are my fave reality tv shows
July 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Knicks bouta get cooked by Celtics tho 😭
May 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Win or lose the challenge, the Pistons will now be in the same situation as the Knicks in Game 5 with only one timeout for the final 2:23.
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love me some Azzi but they should have given that MVP to Sarah Strong and it’s not even close chile 😭
April 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Azzi rly just put Joyce Edwards on skates 😭
April 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I don’t think it would be hyperbolic to say that Sarah Strong is the best player in the country. Right now. As a freshman.
April 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I didn’t realize Sarah Strong claims Durham like that????
April 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Iriafen is sooooo smooth
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ashlon Jackson is cookinggggg right now. Go off Queen! #DukeWBB #MarchMadness
March 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
As we near the end of Q1. I wanted to drop some highlights from this past quarter. The highlight was hitting Unrivaled's opening weekend in January. Glad to have been an investor in the league's inaugural season.
March 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Me when I realize imma have 50 minutes of @angelreese01.bsky.social and @dijonaicarrington.bsky.social to look fwd to after this game tn
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
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March 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Wish I only ever got my sports news from @richeisenshow.bsky.social 😭
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Conan O'Brien on Anora having a great night at the Oscars:

"I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian."

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March 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Paige Bueckers is one of one 💪
March 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
John Mara is a way better person than me because if my GM laughed in my face about my biggest fear—only for that exact fear to come true—he wouldn’t have made it through the season
March 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
T Spoon rly did her thing when they decided unrivaled teams and she said Angel needs a vet like the Point Gawd
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dijonai rly a shrewd businesswoman. She said I’m not givin love if I’m not sponsored & I respect that
February 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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NBA: players, you MUST take the all-star game more seriously

also NBA: you will play basketball for 20 mins in between breaks of kevin hart’s performance. also before we hand out a real MVP trophy, we’re going to give a tiny trophy to kevin. haha get it? because he’s tiny? 🤣
February 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Yes Bunny 👏🏽
February 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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bunny shaw scores and sends a message
February 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going”

Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team?

For the one time, Go F*cking Birds
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I love Dawn as much as anyone but damn… the gamecocks are getting cooked rn 😭
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Did JuJu lock in NPOY last night?
February 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM