Ev Lenz
@evlenz.eurosky.social
Pro EU, dual national.
Not here to buy or sell.
A DM straight after connecting= instant block.
Not here to buy or sell.
A DM straight after connecting= instant block.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
It got mugged.
August 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
It got mugged.
Goooooooooooooooooooood afternoon!
August 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Goooooooooooooooooooood afternoon!
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Nothing to be proud of here...a Day of Shame for our UK, any Govt supporting this & an agency supposed to be representing Equality & Human Rights.
Trans People were never a threat. Those seeking to remove Rights & exclude those who differ from them are.
Not a debate just the latest move vs #ECHR.
Trans People were never a threat. Those seeking to remove Rights & exclude those who differ from them are.
Not a debate just the latest move vs #ECHR.
August 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Nothing to be proud of here...a Day of Shame for our UK, any Govt supporting this & an agency supposed to be representing Equality & Human Rights.
Trans People were never a threat. Those seeking to remove Rights & exclude those who differ from them are.
Not a debate just the latest move vs #ECHR.
Trans People were never a threat. Those seeking to remove Rights & exclude those who differ from them are.
Not a debate just the latest move vs #ECHR.
Is hailing taxis worse than raining cats and dogs???
April 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Is hailing taxis worse than raining cats and dogs???
If you clean a vacuum cleaner… does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
April 25, 2026 at 5:06 AM
If you clean a vacuum cleaner… does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What's wrong with the word expiry date? Why does it have to be expiration day?
April 21, 2026 at 11:51 AM
What's wrong with the word expiry date? Why does it have to be expiration day?
Goooooooooood morning.
April 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Goooooooooood morning.
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Happy chocolate egg day.
April 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy chocolate egg day.
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The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.
March 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.
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Tom Kerridge, "Immigration is constantly used by political parties for masking years and years of underfunding in infrastructure, health, housing, employment, education" #BBCQT
"It is not the fault of immigration, it's the fault of poor spending, poor money management"
"It is not the fault of immigration, it's the fault of poor spending, poor money management"
February 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Tom Kerridge, "Immigration is constantly used by political parties for masking years and years of underfunding in infrastructure, health, housing, employment, education" #BBCQT
"It is not the fault of immigration, it's the fault of poor spending, poor money management"
"It is not the fault of immigration, it's the fault of poor spending, poor money management"
Goooooooooood morning.
February 27, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Goooooooooood morning.
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Nailed it.
Now tRump knows the U.K. will do fk all if he were to invade Greenland.
Now tRump knows the U.K. will do fk all if he were to invade Greenland.
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Nailed it.
Now tRump knows the U.K. will do fk all if he were to invade Greenland.
Now tRump knows the U.K. will do fk all if he were to invade Greenland.
Merry Christmas — may your day be as drama‑free as your muted words list.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Merry Christmas — may your day be as drama‑free as your muted words list.
Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Science, when I suck in my tummy, where does the fat go and why doesn't it stay there?
Please note that certain breeds of black and white dog are not allowed to be walked in the park today. It’s a national ban collie day.
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Please note that certain breeds of black and white dog are not allowed to be walked in the park today. It’s a national ban collie day.
From now on, I identify as a rubber band because I’m also trying to hold everything together, I’m constantly being stretched to my limit and it’s not uncommon for me to snap and completely fall apart.
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
From now on, I identify as a rubber band because I’m also trying to hold everything together, I’m constantly being stretched to my limit and it’s not uncommon for me to snap and completely fall apart.
Why is it that when I ask for a *black* coffee, I'm asked if I want milk with that?
June 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why is it that when I ask for a *black* coffee, I'm asked if I want milk with that?