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Hehehehehehehehe, Zankaaaaa~
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Hehehehehehehehe, Zankaaaaa~
Jumping up and down on his toes before running towards Zanka, with the full intention of jumping into his arms.
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Jumping up and down on his toes before running towards Zanka, with the full intention of jumping into his arms.
Hii, you can hear me right? Come out and play with me.
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hii, you can hear me right? Come out and play with me.
Hehehehehe, Fu~
January 11, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hehehehehe, Fu~
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! FOR MY GIFTS, I WANT ZANKA AND FU TO FIGHT ME.
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! FOR MY GIFTS, I WANT ZANKA AND FU TO FIGHT ME.
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I JUST SAW. HE'S SOOOOO PRETTY. 😭😭😭
I JUST SAW. HE'S SOOOOO PRETTY. 😭😭😭
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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I JUST SAW. HE'S SOOOOO PRETTY. 😭😭😭
I JUST SAW. HE'S SOOOOO PRETTY. 😭😭😭
Squinting harder at the next question.
"Do you find men attractive?...."
Looks straight at Fu, grinning and reaching over to pinch his cheeks.
"Fuck yeah, I do!"
Clicking yes.
"Do you find men attractive?...."
Looks straight at Fu, grinning and reaching over to pinch his cheeks.
"Fuck yeah, I do!"
Clicking yes.
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Squinting harder at the next question.
"Do you find men attractive?...."
Looks straight at Fu, grinning and reaching over to pinch his cheeks.
"Fuck yeah, I do!"
Clicking yes.
"Do you find men attractive?...."
Looks straight at Fu, grinning and reaching over to pinch his cheeks.
"Fuck yeah, I do!"
Clicking yes.
<- Taking an 'Am I Gay' quiz.
"Do you like kissing guys?....."
Squints.
Clicks no(LIES).
"Do you like kissing guys?....."
Squints.
Clicks no(LIES).
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
<- Taking an 'Am I Gay' quiz.
"Do you like kissing guys?....."
Squints.
Clicks no(LIES).
"Do you like kissing guys?....."
Squints.
Clicks no(LIES).
Re-twisting his dreads.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Re-twisting his dreads.
LET IT SINK IN NOW HE TWEAKIN'!!!!
WOOHOO!!
WOOHOO!!
a cartoon character with dreadlocks and a purple vest
ALT: a cartoon character with dreadlocks and a purple vest
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January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
LET IT SINK IN NOW HE TWEAKIN'!!!!
WOOHOO!!
WOOHOO!!
( Casually walking in, dropping the mic— giving a false sense of peace and quiet before jumping on the bed, standing over Zanka )
YOU HAVE DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— BABY, MOVE YOUR BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, UH! I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!!!
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YOU HAVE DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— BABY, MOVE YOUR BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, UH! I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!!!
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January 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
( Casually walking in, dropping the mic— giving a false sense of peace and quiet before jumping on the bed, standing over Zanka )
YOU HAVE DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— BABY, MOVE YOUR BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, UH! I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!!!
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YOU HAVE DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— BABY, MOVE YOUR BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, UH! I THINK I'LL SING IT AGAIN!!!
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( Dragging the boombox Rudo foxed with a mic turned UP, he stops in front of Zanka's room )
THAT MAN SO SCANDALOUS AND I KNOW ANOTHER MAN COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND HE SHAKIN' THAT THANG LIKE, WHO'S THE ISH. WITH A LOOK IN HIS EYES, SO DEVILISH!—
( Opening it so he could be heard more )
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THAT MAN SO SCANDALOUS AND I KNOW ANOTHER MAN COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND HE SHAKIN' THAT THANG LIKE, WHO'S THE ISH. WITH A LOOK IN HIS EYES, SO DEVILISH!—
( Opening it so he could be heard more )
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January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
( Dragging the boombox Rudo foxed with a mic turned UP, he stops in front of Zanka's room )
THAT MAN SO SCANDALOUS AND I KNOW ANOTHER MAN COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND HE SHAKIN' THAT THANG LIKE, WHO'S THE ISH. WITH A LOOK IN HIS EYES, SO DEVILISH!—
( Opening it so he could be heard more )
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THAT MAN SO SCANDALOUS AND I KNOW ANOTHER MAN COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND HE SHAKIN' THAT THANG LIKE, WHO'S THE ISH. WITH A LOOK IN HIS EYES, SO DEVILISH!—
( Opening it so he could be heard more )
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I think I'll sing it again!! HE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— ALL NIGHT LOOONG- LET ME SEE THAT THOOOOOOOONG!!
THAT THONG, THONG, THOOOOONG!!!
( <- Can be heard all over HQ )
THAT THONG, THONG, THOOOOONG!!!
( <- Can be heard all over HQ )
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I think I'll sing it again!! HE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK!! THIGHS LIKE WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?— ALL NIGHT LOOONG- LET ME SEE THAT THOOOOOOOONG!!
THAT THONG, THONG, THOOOOONG!!!
( <- Can be heard all over HQ )
THAT THONG, THONG, THOOOOONG!!!
( <- Can be heard all over HQ )
Laying down in the infirmary, Eishia had just left after treating his wounds and the damage from prolonged inhalation of polluted air in his lungs— which he'd very much appreciate to be left alone.
The sheer thought of breathing and it hurting every time gives him the thrill, but Semiu said a
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The sheer thought of breathing and it hurting every time gives him the thrill, but Semiu said a
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January 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Laying down in the infirmary, Eishia had just left after treating his wounds and the damage from prolonged inhalation of polluted air in his lungs— which he'd very much appreciate to be left alone.
The sheer thought of breathing and it hurting every time gives him the thrill, but Semiu said a
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The sheer thought of breathing and it hurting every time gives him the thrill, but Semiu said a
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I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!
APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone.
APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!
APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!
Painting his nails black. Doing a claw test to see how'd they look.
Pouting.
He needs to visualize it better.
Pouting.
He needs to visualize it better.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Painting his nails black. Doing a claw test to see how'd they look.
Pouting.
He needs to visualize it better.
Pouting.
He needs to visualize it better.
Zanka is gor.....gurjus.
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Zanka is gor.....gurjus.
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Got drunk. 🧍🏻
Got drunk. 🧍🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Got drunk. 🧍🏻
Got drunk. 🧍🏻
I need an emo with a wolfcut to beat me to death. 💕💕
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I need an emo with a wolfcut to beat me to death. 💕💕
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🎶🎶🎶 DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW DO THEY WOBBLE TO THE FLO'. CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A KNOT, CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A BOW? 🎶🎶🎶
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🎶🎶🎶 DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW DO THEY WOBBLE TO THE FLO'. CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A KNOT, CAN YOU TIE 'EM IN A BOW? 🎶🎶🎶
( Humming and happily content with his gift, Jabber looked at him, debating if he should remove the tape that forbids Zanka from talking.
Looking around the mess he made, he searched for a piece of ribbon that survived and placed it on Zanka's head.
A kiss to his nose )
So pretty, Zanka~
Looking around the mess he made, he searched for a piece of ribbon that survived and placed it on Zanka's head.
A kiss to his nose )
So pretty, Zanka~
Mmmfff….
⦑ A soft, muffled groan left Zanka’s chest. His eyes flickering open slowly as Jabber unwrapped him.
Trying to process why and how he got in this situation before a spike of adrenaline hit him, struggling in the cleaner’s arms. ⦒
MMMFF?! MM MMM MMMFF!!!
{Jabber?! Let go of me damn it!!}
⦑ A soft, muffled groan left Zanka’s chest. His eyes flickering open slowly as Jabber unwrapped him.
Trying to process why and how he got in this situation before a spike of adrenaline hit him, struggling in the cleaner’s arms. ⦒
MMMFF?! MM MMM MMMFF!!!
{Jabber?! Let go of me damn it!!}
( Tearing the bow away, Jabber proceeds to remove the wrapping eagerly, each tear revealing more of Zanka )
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
( Humming and happily content with his gift, Jabber looked at him, debating if he should remove the tape that forbids Zanka from talking.
Looking around the mess he made, he searched for a piece of ribbon that survived and placed it on Zanka's head.
A kiss to his nose )
So pretty, Zanka~
Looking around the mess he made, he searched for a piece of ribbon that survived and placed it on Zanka's head.
A kiss to his nose )
So pretty, Zanka~
( Tearing the bow away, Jabber proceeds to remove the wrapping eagerly, each tear revealing more of Zanka )
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
⦑ He’s deadass asleep, conserving his energy to struggle.
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN—? ⦒
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN—? ⦒
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I HOPE IT'S HIM!!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
( Tearing the bow away, Jabber proceeds to remove the wrapping eagerly, each tear revealing more of Zanka )
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
ZANZAN!~
( Hugs the poor cleaner tight )
My little threat to Santa worked!
Jabber flinched— Jolted damn near out of his skin as Finch's face came to view. He took his sweet time recovering from the brief shock with a hand on his chest.
Then, a tilt of his head, the evil glint of the crown, resting on his head catching glowing with his movement.
"Hmmm.... Beg for it."
Then, a tilt of his head, the evil glint of the crown, resting on his head catching glowing with his movement.
"Hmmm.... Beg for it."
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jabber flinched— Jolted damn near out of his skin as Finch's face came to view. He took his sweet time recovering from the brief shock with a hand on his chest.
Then, a tilt of his head, the evil glint of the crown, resting on his head catching glowing with his movement.
"Hmmm.... Beg for it."
Then, a tilt of his head, the evil glint of the crown, resting on his head catching glowing with his movement.
"Hmmm.... Beg for it."
Tilts his head up. Looking behind him, then side to side.
That feeling of being watched.....
That feeling of being watched.....
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Tilts his head up. Looking behind him, then side to side.
That feeling of being watched.....
That feeling of being watched.....