noëlle
@existentialelle.bsky.social
one of those chicago lesbians
quite unusual podcast
quite unusual podcast
I got my iud taken out two days ago and Im feeling mentally unstable. Is progesterone withdrawal a thing? Did my santity walk out the door with my kyleena?
January 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I got my iud taken out two days ago and Im feeling mentally unstable. Is progesterone withdrawal a thing? Did my santity walk out the door with my kyleena?
@synoisia.bsky.social happy birthday :)
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
@synoisia.bsky.social happy birthday :)
-6 now. -2 as a high. The trees are exploding. Feels like -23. Snow on the ground.
Chicago winter is not for the weak. Stay warm everyone.
Chicago winter is not for the weak. Stay warm everyone.
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 PM
-6 now. -2 as a high. The trees are exploding. Feels like -23. Snow on the ground.
Chicago winter is not for the weak. Stay warm everyone.
Chicago winter is not for the weak. Stay warm everyone.
Eating granola with my mic on on a teams meeting to assert dominance
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Eating granola with my mic on on a teams meeting to assert dominance
HEATED RIVALRY! HEATED RIVALRY!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
HEATED RIVALRY! HEATED RIVALRY!!!
I’m built like this btw
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I’m built like this btw
Once again doing my duo lingo at the bar
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Once again doing my duo lingo at the bar
accidentally just came out to an old man at work and now I feel nervous???
It’s probably fine. Men in construction love lesbians? Right?
It’s probably fine. Men in construction love lesbians? Right?
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
accidentally just came out to an old man at work and now I feel nervous???
It’s probably fine. Men in construction love lesbians? Right?
It’s probably fine. Men in construction love lesbians? Right?
taking my cats to the vet for routine shots. this is their 9/11.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
taking my cats to the vet for routine shots. this is their 9/11.
having a coughing fit while I wasn’t muted on teams was embarrassing but you better believe I’m going gi milk this shit for as long as I can.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
having a coughing fit while I wasn’t muted on teams was embarrassing but you better believe I’m going gi milk this shit for as long as I can.
I’ve lost my voice almost completely. This is the worst thing to ever happen to a yapper like me
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve lost my voice almost completely. This is the worst thing to ever happen to a yapper like me
buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.
googling if I can bring sourdough starter on a plane
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
googling if I can bring sourdough starter on a plane
not a single person on my teams call knew how to use the dewey decimal system except me.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
not a single person on my teams call knew how to use the dewey decimal system except me.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.
remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.
in a bar on bourbon street in New Orleans watching a 45 year old man scroll for car parts on Facebook market place.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
in a bar on bourbon street in New Orleans watching a 45 year old man scroll for car parts on Facebook market place.
thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france
sometimes I get the overwhelming sensation that there is an ant on me or in my bed.
but like everyone gets that. right?
but like everyone gets that. right?
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sometimes I get the overwhelming sensation that there is an ant on me or in my bed.
but like everyone gets that. right?
but like everyone gets that. right?
being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.
DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
and it’s an adult man in a diaper.
Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble.
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble.
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
What bras are we wearing and not hating?
Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)
Going to New Orleans next month
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Going to New Orleans next month
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.
All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least.
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least.
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little
Heading out to comedy class.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Heading out to comedy class.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.
Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny?
Thx.