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Rev. Halcyon Daze
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Hal, ey/em/eir, 3 aeons in a trenchcoat.

Accused of the Devil's work & praised for the LORD's work with roughly equal frequency; for legal & safety reasons it's just me on the business cards.

Hedge priest, raconteur, bioethicist, part-time psychopomp. 🔞
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Rev. Halcyon Daze @facilitatrix.babalon.io · Jan 27
Hello mortals of Bluesky!

Here’s a master thread of all my death doula/ end-of-life resources. I work mainly with trans folks of all faiths, various flavors of atheist, and various flavors of unsavory magicians.

I can’t walk the whole road with you, but I can help carry the lantern for a while.
facilitatrix.babalon.io Rev. Halcyon Daze @facilitatrix.babalon.io · Oct 2
Happy #SpookyMonth! I'm spending October rounding up some death doula resources, since so much of the work is either learned through direct practice or just knowing how to find legal resources online.

For October 1st, here's an adaptation of an exercise from "The Devil's Death" by Shiva Honey:
A black flyer with a purple border of skulls, candles, and assorted bones. Text is as follows: ADAPTED FROM “THE DEVIL’S DEATH” BY SHIVA HONEY DEATHBED DESIGN MATERIALS * SOME WAY OF DRAWING A PENTAGRAM (CHALK, MARKERS, ALTAR CLOTH, ETC.) * A BAG CONTAINING 25-50 SMALL OBJECTS FOR COUNTERS (COINS, PEBBLES, SEEDS, ETC.) * A NOTEBOOK AND FAVORITE PEN INSTRUCTIONS THIS EXERCISE ASKS YOU TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR IDEAL DEATH, SO BEGIN BY MENTALLY PREPARING FOR THAT EXPLORATION. FIND A FLAT SURFACE AND SET UP YOUR PENTAGRAM, EITHER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU OR WITH YOURSELF IN THE CENTER OF THE FIVE POINTS. LABEL THE POINTS OF THE PENTAGRAM “SIGHT,“ “SOUND,“ “SMELL,“ “TOUCH,“ AND “TASTE.“ (CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE) (Second page of DEATHBED DESIGN) INSTRUCTIONS (CONTINUED) FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE BAG OF COUNTERS IN YOUR HANDS. IMAGINE YOURSELF AT THE TIME OF YOUR IDEAL DEATH, AND CONSIDER THE SENSATIONS YOU WOULD MOST WANT TO EXPERIENCE IN THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES. WHAT DO YOU SEE? WHAT DO YOU HEAR? WHAT DO YOU SMELL? WHAT DO YOU TASTE? WHAT DO YOU TOUCH? EACH TIME YOU THINK OF SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE, PLACE A COUNTER AT THE CORRESPONDING POINT OF YOUR PENTAGRAM. RECORD EACH SPECIFIC WISH IN YOUR NOTEBOOK. (IT‘S POSSIBLE THAT YOU‘LL PLACE EQUAL VALUE ON ALL SENSES OR FIND THAT ONE OR TWO SENSES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FOR YOU!) EACH TIME YOU THINK OF SOMETHING THAT YOU DON‘T WANT TO EXPERIENCE, TAKE A COUNTER AND CAST IT FROM YOUR PENTAGRAM. RECORD YOUR AVERSIONS AS WELL AS YOUR DESIRES. REPEAT UNTIL YOU‘RE OUT OF COUNTERS, REVIEW YOUR NOTES, THEN DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY TO RESET BOTH THE PHYSICAL SPACE AND YOUR MENTAL SPACE.
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clammee.bsky.social
battle jacket with 17 patches on the back stitched on optimal-packing style
September 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
September 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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faineg.com
no, the Devouring Machine God that We Must Vanquish or Appease isn’t a ghost, MOM
June 22, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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faineg.com
throughout human history we’ve developed amulets to ward off the supernatural, and now, certain extremely online people stride confidently through dark cemeteries in the dead of night with the protective seal of a Less Wrong blog-post tucked into their oversized khaki shorts pockets
June 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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faineg.com
I admit that I was not raised with religion and I have zero religious trauma so I’m sure I’m not adequately sensitive to how revelatory this kind of thing might be for someone raised by god-botherers, but it’s still pretty funny to be like “I read Richard Dawkins and now ghosts can’t get me”
June 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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jayhulmepoet.bsky.social
So the answer to "during his time on earth, did Jesus ever see an armadillo?" is: "the armadillo is nocturnal so it really all depends on what time of day it was when the Devil got round to showing him the Americas."
September 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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deadparentswhatnow.com
Here’s the thing: human beings have been dying on this planet for hundreds of thousands of years, and other human beings have been burying them for just as long. Basically everywhere you walk is a graveyard on some level. #deathpositive
September 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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litbowl.bsky.social
Another poem for today.

From Jane Hirshfield's book, After: bookshop.org/a/862/9780060779191

#poem #booksky #writing
September 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
facilitatrix.babalon.io
Пусть бегут неуклюже
Пешеходы по лужам,
А вода — по асфальту рекой.
И не ясно прохожим
В этот день непогожий,
Почему я веселый такой.

Я играю на гармошке
У прохожих на виду...
К сожаленью, день рожденья
Только раз в году.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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ericcolumbus.bsky.social
GEFILTE PHISHING
schraubd.bsky.social David Schraub @schraubd.bsky.social · 1d
Just got a phishing email from someone posing as my Rabbi, so that's a fun escalation.
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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faineg.com
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
Erin Redwing @realizingerin I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone. Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down. My experience was the exact opposite. The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong. Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom. I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise. At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position. I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well. That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have. But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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vaporlight.bsky.social
artificial intelligence is going to create a god. you can tell because it's really good at the things gods traditionally do: phrenology and computer programming
September 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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oulipien.bsky.social
Hermes is the god of networking and of social networks but Eris is the goddess of posts
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Looking at him, Jesus said “One thing you lack: go and unfriend all your followers and delete your account, and you will go viral in heaven; come, follow Me.” But the man was deeply dismayed by these words, and he went away grieving; for he was one who had many posts.
September 15, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
September 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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thatnoahgrey.bsky.social
Stimming
#autism #autistic #poetry
"Stimming" How much *me* can I be for you? Do you need the one who meets your eyes, or can I be the one who hears you? The one whose hands become birds? The one who catches facts and follows them for miles? The one who catches songs and flowers at the mouth? The one who brings not water, but the river? The one who brings not one star, but the sky? The one who cannot say *I love this* without meaning: I’ve built an altar, come dance, dance, dance beside this flame? — Noah Grey
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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hikikomorphism.bsky.social
writing "I do not wish to be presented with a survey heavily biased towards the game-theoretic optimality of ephebophelia by a courtesan who's also a blogger" & I bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. I am the general Hannibal, & I have changed my mind. This future cannot come to pa
September 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_...

Blumineck giving a great response to unfuckable incel weirdos transvestigating his wife
Educating haters (again)
YouTube video by blumineck
www.youtube.com
September 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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spherewolf.bsky.social
ngl I could resist the one ring.
1. I know that with great power comes great responsibility, and I do not want responsibility. I just want to rest.
2. the ring would show me some version of what I want, and I would ask too many questions about how it would be done, and it would give up on me
September 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
what if we make it so you have to earn the ability to upload your thoughts where others can see
kbspangler.com K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 2d
The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."
The product image for "Raedon Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway" Bought some of these four years ago and they were still holding up very well, but I own a hair salon and decide to glue hair and make it into a hair path which worked for a while but now it looks disgusting so I needed to replace it
September 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
mitch actually can’t die until someone finds his heart, which is hidden in a needle which is hidden in an egg which is hidden in a duck which is hidden in a hare which is hidden in a chest which is at the bottom of the sea
September 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
facilitatrix.babalon.io
Trying to help @myles-higher.bsky.social source different templates for writing wedding vows and the sheer number of officiant sites that are like JUST USE CHATGPT are making me desiccate on the vine.
September 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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polyphanes.bsky.social
Upper 70s, clear skies, pleasant air, a soft breeze. A perfect day to go to a large riverside park with some bread and some prayers and have a good shake and a good sit on a lunch break.

May all our iniquities, troubles, and worries—all that causes us harm and to harm—be cast into the sea.
September 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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salexanderreed.bsky.social
lol I just stole fire from the gods this rules. Unrelatedly my liver feels great and birdless.
September 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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sixdettmar.bsky.social
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE
I’M AT THE TACO BELL
I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
September 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM