Fae-xplosive 🐭🧚♀️💥🏳️⚧️
@fae-xplosive.bsky.social
50% rodent, 50% fairy, 100% nitroglycerin
29 yo girl, married and trans🏳️⚧️
Really big into MTG at the moment (Sultai 4ever !), but I like everything nerdy and geeky :3
29 yo girl, married and trans🏳️⚧️
Really big into MTG at the moment (Sultai 4ever !), but I like everything nerdy and geeky :3
Why do you want him to look less hot ? He's already perfect
October 11, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Why do you want him to look less hot ? He's already perfect
Yeah I'm sure the people being shot at by ICE are laughing real good at your jokes against the president. I'm sure this is gonna stop him better than a bullet in his fat head, keep it up, just one more joke and people will stop dying I'm sure
October 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Yeah I'm sure the people being shot at by ICE are laughing real good at your jokes against the president. I'm sure this is gonna stop him better than a bullet in his fat head, keep it up, just one more joke and people will stop dying I'm sure
What if I make an animated show about being inside your mom ? Haha lmao gottem 😎
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
What if I make an animated show about being inside your mom ? Haha lmao gottem 😎
Prerelease kit said you're an Azorius Stax player now lmao
August 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Prerelease kit said you're an Azorius Stax player now lmao
Urabrask really is the Johnny Bravo of Phyrexian
August 28, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Urabrask really is the Johnny Bravo of Phyrexian
I've seen enough, ban forests
August 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I've seen enough, ban forests
Prof did you see we're getting cards from Shandalar in this thing ??
Teach us about Shandalar pleaaaaaase
Teach us about Shandalar pleaaaaaase
August 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Prof did you see we're getting cards from Shandalar in this thing ??
Teach us about Shandalar pleaaaaaase
Teach us about Shandalar pleaaaaaase
I'm gonna commit unspoken crimes with him (and to him 😏)
July 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I'm gonna commit unspoken crimes with him (and to him 😏)
YESSSSSSSS SULTAI SWEEP LET'S GOOOOOO
July 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
YESSSSSSSS SULTAI SWEEP LET'S GOOOOOO
Children yearn for the mines, White men yearn for the Ocean 😌
July 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Children yearn for the mines, White men yearn for the Ocean 😌
You're so correct holy shit
July 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
You're so correct holy shit
It got axed for the Zelda set, sorry 😔
July 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It got axed for the Zelda set, sorry 😔
3 In-universe sets + 1 UB is the way 😌
July 18, 2026 at 4:51 PM
3 In-universe sets + 1 UB is the way 😌
"Jace why" explains 99% of magic lore tbh
July 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"Jace why" explains 99% of magic lore tbh
In the name of the Chad, the gritty and the mogging spirit, six seven 🙏
February 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
In the name of the Chad, the gritty and the mogging spirit, six seven 🙏
Dear Mr wotc,
pls reprint orcish bowmasters in standard, it would be so fucking funny
pls reprint orcish bowmasters in standard, it would be so fucking funny
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Dear Mr wotc,
pls reprint orcish bowmasters in standard, it would be so fucking funny
pls reprint orcish bowmasters in standard, it would be so fucking funny
I know ! I've seen tons of videos about it, but I haven't really done any efforts towards actually putting a deck together
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I know ! I've seen tons of videos about it, but I haven't really done any efforts towards actually putting a deck together
I really gotta get into pauper, idk why I haven't already lol
January 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I really gotta get into pauper, idk why I haven't already lol
Yeah I'm kinda doing the same and waiting to see what the sets look like instead of having any expectations, but even just thematically there's not much for me beyond Lorwyn
Wait&see I guess
Wait&see I guess
January 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Yeah I'm kinda doing the same and waiting to see what the sets look like instead of having any expectations, but even just thematically there's not much for me beyond Lorwyn
Wait&see I guess
Wait&see I guess
Jokes apart, I don't think I'm super interested in strixhaven, I don't care much for the magic school gimmick, and I have 0 interest in UB
Legit Lorwyn might be the only set I play and buy all year lol
Legit Lorwyn might be the only set I play and buy all year lol
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Jokes apart, I don't think I'm super interested in strixhaven, I don't care much for the magic school gimmick, and I have 0 interest in UB
Legit Lorwyn might be the only set I play and buy all year lol
Legit Lorwyn might be the only set I play and buy all year lol
No no the next set is Reality Fractured, what's a "strixhaven" ?
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
No no the next set is Reality Fractured, what's a "strixhaven" ?
We out there killing gods 😇💖
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
We out there killing gods 😇💖
>Grub
>Look inside
>It's Grandma Kiki jikki 💀🔫
>Look inside
>It's Grandma Kiki jikki 💀🔫
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
>Grub
>Look inside
>It's Grandma Kiki jikki 💀🔫
>Look inside
>It's Grandma Kiki jikki 💀🔫
I got oneeeee 💜💜💜
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I got oneeeee 💜💜💜