Failstaff
@failstaff.bsky.social
Manic sadness goblin. Shitposter. Maybe some laughs.
Dear citizens of the NY-8,
Can anyone explain what Jeffries has done to earn your votes? The man has all the charisma of a humanoid wet wipe. Is it really so hard to field another option in the primary?
#HakeemJeffries
Can anyone explain what Jeffries has done to earn your votes? The man has all the charisma of a humanoid wet wipe. Is it really so hard to field another option in the primary?
#HakeemJeffries
September 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Dear citizens of the NY-8,
Can anyone explain what Jeffries has done to earn your votes? The man has all the charisma of a humanoid wet wipe. Is it really so hard to field another option in the primary?
#HakeemJeffries
Can anyone explain what Jeffries has done to earn your votes? The man has all the charisma of a humanoid wet wipe. Is it really so hard to field another option in the primary?
#HakeemJeffries
Every year on 9/11:
NYPD Chief: We will never forget 9/11.
Me: You better not, it's your phone number.
NYPD Chief: We will never forget 9/11.
Me: You better not, it's your phone number.
September 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Every year on 9/11:
NYPD Chief: We will never forget 9/11.
Me: You better not, it's your phone number.
NYPD Chief: We will never forget 9/11.
Me: You better not, it's your phone number.
All these motherfuckers who are comparing Elizabeth Holmes to Gadget from Rescue Rangers better fucking stop. Don't you put that evil on her. She is a queen and she will be treated with respect or I will cut a bitch.
September 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
All these motherfuckers who are comparing Elizabeth Holmes to Gadget from Rescue Rangers better fucking stop. Don't you put that evil on her. She is a queen and she will be treated with respect or I will cut a bitch.
The Big Lie of neoliberal economics is that profits fuel the economy and taxes remove money from it. The truth is the exact opposite. Taxes fuel government spending which adds to the GDP. Profits just line the pockets of the oligarchs.
July 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The Big Lie of neoliberal economics is that profits fuel the economy and taxes remove money from it. The truth is the exact opposite. Taxes fuel government spending which adds to the GDP. Profits just line the pockets of the oligarchs.
Can someone turn down the heat on the Earth's hot girl summer?
July 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Can someone turn down the heat on the Earth's hot girl summer?
Every time a celebrity dies, I think to myself, "Damn there goes someone else living my dream."
July 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Every time a celebrity dies, I think to myself, "Damn there goes someone else living my dream."
Happy Friday. May the dumpster fire inside of you burn brighter than the dumpster fire around you.
June 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy Friday. May the dumpster fire inside of you burn brighter than the dumpster fire around you.
Rewatching Muppets Treasure Island. The Internet, justifiably, makes a big deal about how good Tim Curry is. Not enough attention is given to Billy Connelly's performance.
May 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Rewatching Muppets Treasure Island. The Internet, justifiably, makes a big deal about how good Tim Curry is. Not enough attention is given to Billy Connelly's performance.
Am I the only one who dislikes using the medium sized pot, because it's too small for the big burner and too big for the small burners?
February 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Am I the only one who dislikes using the medium sized pot, because it's too small for the big burner and too big for the small burners?
After that Kid Rock performance, we all owe Ashlee Simpson an apology.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
After that Kid Rock performance, we all owe Ashlee Simpson an apology.
Should I be concerned that I keep seeing ghosts with ghostly versions of myself saying "... And this is what you will become."
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Should I be concerned that I keep seeing ghosts with ghostly versions of myself saying "... And this is what you will become."
After participating in The Masked Singer, are the contestants technically now furries?
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
After participating in The Masked Singer, are the contestants technically now furries?
Me: Why are all the heros in my fantasy books like 18?
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Me: Why are all the heros in my fantasy books like 18?
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
Just picked up my copy of the hardback edition of For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social. It is so gorgeous and I can't wait to read it.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just picked up my copy of the hardback edition of For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social. It is so gorgeous and I can't wait to read it.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
I'm not a not a Taylor Swift fan, but the glee in this article is barely disguised. Journalistic objectivity at CNN is clearly long dead.
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Finally, everyone can say bad things about Taylor Swift | CNN
It’s finally open season on America’s sweetheart. Even the fans are finding “Life of a Showgirl” rough going.
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October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm not a not a Taylor Swift fan, but the glee in this article is barely disguised. Journalistic objectivity at CNN is clearly long dead.
share.google/BtC4MWxsTBWW...
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You know you're in for a hell of a day when you leave your apartment to get breakfast and find that a grown ass man shit themselves while waiting for the elevator.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know you're in for a hell of a day when you leave your apartment to get breakfast and find that a grown ass man shit themselves while waiting for the elevator.
In rewatching Mythbusters, I forgot just how much of the comedy was Tori hurting himself doing something dumb.
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In rewatching Mythbusters, I forgot just how much of the comedy was Tori hurting himself doing something dumb.
I demand beans in my chili, because I will not live in a world where I agree with Texas.
September 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I demand beans in my chili, because I will not live in a world where I agree with Texas.
Trix cereal is now advertising that it turns the milk a "mystery color". Is the color a mystery because they don't tell us the color beforehand or because science has yet to explain what the color is or the chemical process from which it is derived?
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trix cereal is now advertising that it turns the milk a "mystery color". Is the color a mystery because they don't tell us the color beforehand or because science has yet to explain what the color is or the chemical process from which it is derived?
"It's an acquired taste" is the culinary equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"It's an acquired taste" is the culinary equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
Just saw a story that mentioned AI powered weapons. We don't have AGI we have LLMs, which is just predictive text on steroids. Allowing the same tech that thinks I'm trying to text ducking to target weapons is nothing short of suicidal ideation on a species level.
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just saw a story that mentioned AI powered weapons. We don't have AGI we have LLMs, which is just predictive text on steroids. Allowing the same tech that thinks I'm trying to text ducking to target weapons is nothing short of suicidal ideation on a species level.
That Husky reacted like she was on the Coldplay Kiss Cam.
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That Husky reacted like she was on the Coldplay Kiss Cam.
Isn't the real embarrassment going to a concert that knows it's so boring they had a kiss cam?
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Isn't the real embarrassment going to a concert that knows it's so boring they had a kiss cam?
If the morbidity in the morbidly obese diagnosis could kick in any time now, that'd be great.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If the morbidity in the morbidly obese diagnosis could kick in any time now, that'd be great.
The average number of skeletons per human body is greater than one thanks to pregnancies.
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The average number of skeletons per human body is greater than one thanks to pregnancies.