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@fakethefake.bsky.social
Cider maker, furry, writer, musicker, camper, board game player, and overall weirdo.
🔞 - Adult account. No minors.
🔞 - Adult account. No minors.
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I wrote a song about "Don't Tread on me"
And how people who say that absolutely wanted masked federal agents to Tread on their neighbors.
I wrote a song about "Don't Tread on me"
And how people who say that absolutely wanted masked federal agents to Tread on their neighbors.
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March 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I wrote a song about "Don't Tread on me"
And how people who say that absolutely wanted masked federal agents to Tread on their neighbors.
I wrote a song about "Don't Tread on me"
And how people who say that absolutely wanted masked federal agents to Tread on their neighbors.
Sometimes,
I miss the food in Seoul.
I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.
I miss the food in Seoul.
I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes,
I miss the food in Seoul.
I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.
I miss the food in Seoul.
I want to get those cinnamon sugar walnut pancakes for 50 cents from a street vendor by the subway.
Nyaight of the Living Cat
Is an anime
That is a combination between
Classic zombie and 80s action movies
And autistic people whose special interest is cats.
I cannot look away from whatever this is.
Is an anime
That is a combination between
Classic zombie and 80s action movies
And autistic people whose special interest is cats.
I cannot look away from whatever this is.
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Nyaight of the Living Cat
Is an anime
That is a combination between
Classic zombie and 80s action movies
And autistic people whose special interest is cats.
I cannot look away from whatever this is.
Is an anime
That is a combination between
Classic zombie and 80s action movies
And autistic people whose special interest is cats.
I cannot look away from whatever this is.
My goal
Is to lick every dragon
So I can sort them by taste.
Is to lick every dragon
So I can sort them by taste.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My goal
Is to lick every dragon
So I can sort them by taste.
Is to lick every dragon
So I can sort them by taste.
So if you are eating a bag of candy, like skittles,
Do you eat your favorite flavor
First,
Last,
Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?
Do you eat your favorite flavor
First,
Last,
Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So if you are eating a bag of candy, like skittles,
Do you eat your favorite flavor
First,
Last,
Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?
Do you eat your favorite flavor
First,
Last,
Or mixed in with the rest as best you can?
So, I finally played Phantasy Star 4.
Never had a Genesis as a kid.
Honestly, it slaps.
Very Anime.
Very Sci-fantasy.
Rad graphics.
It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.
Never had a Genesis as a kid.
Honestly, it slaps.
Very Anime.
Very Sci-fantasy.
Rad graphics.
It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So, I finally played Phantasy Star 4.
Never had a Genesis as a kid.
Honestly, it slaps.
Very Anime.
Very Sci-fantasy.
Rad graphics.
It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.
Never had a Genesis as a kid.
Honestly, it slaps.
Very Anime.
Very Sci-fantasy.
Rad graphics.
It's kind of amazing how big of a game you could cram on an old cartridge.
Behold,
The Omnishroom!
The Omnishroom!
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Behold,
The Omnishroom!
The Omnishroom!
Alright.
I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.
I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.
I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.
But, I'll give it a shot.
I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.
I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.
I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.
But, I'll give it a shot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Alright.
I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.
I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.
I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.
But, I'll give it a shot.
I'm going to make an effort to use Bluesky more.
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan.
I never liked Twitter, even before Musk bought it.
I had to do a bunch of research for my PhD that showed a lot of terrifyingly normalized abuse and bigotry on social media.
But, I'll give it a shot.
I love the state fair
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love the state fair
A TOY.
KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.
THIS BAG A TOY.
KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.
THIS BAG A TOY.
July 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
A TOY.
KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.
THIS BAG A TOY.
KNOT BAG BEFORE THROWING AWAY.
THIS BAG A TOY.
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Old idea that's been rattling around my noggin for some years now, figured I could at least make a little sketch comic from it for #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Old idea that's been rattling around my noggin for some years now, figured I could at least make a little sketch comic from it for #makeaterriblecomicday2025
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Hi Adventurers!
BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...
You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~
Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!
(Reposts appreciated! <3)
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BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...
You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~
Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!
(Reposts appreciated! <3)
ko-fi.com/s/4ac744a595
June 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hi Adventurers!
BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...
You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~
Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!
(Reposts appreciated! <3)
ko-fi.com/s/4ac744a595
BY YOUR DEMANDS, we are releasing Our first ever YCH - The Pride Goblin upon the world...
You pick your character, the accessories, the Pride flags, AND how much you want to pay~
Get yourself a Pride Goblin before they vanish!!
(Reposts appreciated! <3)
ko-fi.com/s/4ac744a595
What did you do when MAGA deployed the US military and secret police against civilians?
A. I didn't notice.
B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
C. Lol. ROFLMAO.
D. Something.
A. I didn't notice.
B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
C. Lol. ROFLMAO.
D. Something.
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What did you do when MAGA deployed the US military and secret police against civilians?
A. I didn't notice.
B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
C. Lol. ROFLMAO.
D. Something.
A. I didn't notice.
B. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
C. Lol. ROFLMAO.
D. Something.
I'll look for teaching jobs soon.
But for now, I'd like a little break.
Being a 24th grader sucked.
But for now, I'd like a little break.
Being a 24th grader sucked.
June 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'll look for teaching jobs soon.
But for now, I'd like a little break.
Being a 24th grader sucked.
But for now, I'd like a little break.
Being a 24th grader sucked.
I tire of the 100 men vs. One gorilla debate.
Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?
That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .
In minecraft.
Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?
That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .
In minecraft.
May 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I tire of the 100 men vs. One gorilla debate.
Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?
That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .
In minecraft.
Could 8,000,000,000 people beat up 3,000 billionares?
That's only 2,666,666 people per billionaire, so it'd probably be close . . .
In minecraft.
My friend likes noise music.
I do not understand noise music.
So I wrote this at them.
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I do not understand noise music.
So I wrote this at them.
voca.ro/12bHOhijU70V
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May 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My friend likes noise music.
I do not understand noise music.
So I wrote this at them.
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I do not understand noise music.
So I wrote this at them.
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I see how it is.
When white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel, everyone cheers.
But when white smoke rises from the Fake, people just tell me to get a job.
When white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel, everyone cheers.
But when white smoke rises from the Fake, people just tell me to get a job.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I see how it is.
When white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel, everyone cheers.
But when white smoke rises from the Fake, people just tell me to get a job.
When white smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel, everyone cheers.
But when white smoke rises from the Fake, people just tell me to get a job.
Rocko's Modern Basilisk
May 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Rocko's Modern Basilisk