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farcus.bsky.social
@farcus.bsky.social
sunny D in a can
September 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
at the French sushi football restaurant: I’d like to try the horse collar please
September 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
don’t smell the trumpet
August 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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technocalvinism
July 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
donut disturb on the door
July 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
white guy dancing to Tool
July 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
you open a door and a billion bugs fly in, that’s life
July 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
joe Rogaine
July 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
there’s no I in AI
July 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
shrek yelling at a new data center : what are you doing in my swamp

Still workshopping it
July 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
technocalvinism
July 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
what if there was a savory uncrustable filled with mustard called a must-do
July 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
sharing is caring and I don’t give a shit
June 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i don’t know the OKRs of an angel
June 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
spaghetti, meat balls
May 29, 2026 at 5:03 AM
jeff Probst head too big
May 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
grak is this real
April 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i hope there’s hot dogs at Easter
April 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
i need another hole in my head like I need another boomer yappin on a balcony
March 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
boy got a dick like dogfood
March 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
do not hang out and have a great ol time with Dr Podka then go to the gym. He’s a piece of shit with a 5 dollar bill ass
March 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
he’s having a crisis of swag
March 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
i’m known as the splooge Scrooge
March 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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a 30 minute walk can fix nearly every problem i have and i also never want to do it
February 24, 2026 at 5:58 AM
i’m known as the Rockefeller of cum
March 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM