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Everything costs a million dollars
September 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I hope the HOA chokes
September 24, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I love. spaghetti
September 21, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Trying to read the dutch language gives me heartburn
September 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The virtual insanity song playing as I slide into a volcano
September 17, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Anytime I learn about more about caribbean history I hate christopher columbus even more
September 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Feeling absolutely insane seeing a balenciaga city bag resell for $1500, when it used to resell for only $200 back when I worked in consignment
August 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
a hotdog named desire
August 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Missing my portport today :<
August 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres:

Unknown musician from the 12th century
Tr/st
Aphex twin
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres:

Sneaker Pimps
A Perfect Circle
PIG
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres:

NIN
Prince
Johnny Cash
August 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Can we eat any food this summer or no?
August 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I love when all the choices of a videogame ending are all heartbreaking endings
August 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
August 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I think they should make another live action Avatar: Last Airbender series/movie but all the actors are 80+
August 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
What is it with my family and not telling me when someone has died jfc
July 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Late to the game but expedition 33 is horrifically french
July 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
July 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Feeling absolutely not good about life lately!
July 20, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Are we just having a heat wave every week now?
July 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL
July 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Should I go bald
July 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
A recurring nightmare theme I have is being in my college's tower building elevator? Like it suddenly dropping, not having walls, going sideways really fast through a firey hell
July 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Me: I'm won't draw dogs, there are just too many

Also me: lemme make ALL the guinea pigs

(enamel pins coming this autumn!)
June 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We all need emotional support trout
June 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM