Me when the problem is in and of itself
September 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Me when the problem is in and of itself
I nicknamed my dick "the sunk cost fallacy"
September 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I nicknamed my dick "the sunk cost fallacy"
Proudest moment of my life
July 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Proudest moment of my life
Evil Hayley Williams be like: isn't it boring dying in the fake univers?
June 25, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Evil Hayley Williams be like: isn't it boring dying in the fake univers?
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bro genuinely farting
April 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
bro genuinely farting
Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle
I'm such a fat fucking chud
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I'm such a fat fucking chud
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.
They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back
February 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back
Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day
Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work
But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...
January 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...
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We're just innocent men
December 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
We're just innocent men
Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?
November 26, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?
Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky
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That was a fucking lie
Jordan Peterson dies in 2023
March 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM
That was a fucking lie
“hegemonic” more like “wedgie demonic”
December 29, 2023 at 2:50 AM
“hegemonic” more like “wedgie demonic”
The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.
December 17, 2023 at 8:49 AM
The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.
im in my gay mouth balls
December 17, 2023 at 8:48 AM
im in my gay mouth balls
im balls in my gay mouth
December 17, 2023 at 8:48 AM
im balls in my gay mouth
im gay in my mouth balls
December 17, 2023 at 8:48 AM
im gay in my mouth balls