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If they're looking for a first round pick in exchange for Harrison, they're going to need to find a necromancer and re-animate the corpse of Al Davis because that's the only person crazy enough to pay that kind of price tag for him.
October 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If they're looking for a first round pick in exchange for Harrison, they're going to need to find a necromancer and re-animate the corpse of Al Davis because that's the only person crazy enough to pay that kind of price tag for him.
PK Grills are on the pricier side but are made out of aluminum so they won't rust which is important if you're the type of person who doesn't always remember to cover the grill or keep it inside out of the weather when you aren't using it.
October 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
PK Grills are on the pricier side but are made out of aluminum so they won't rust which is important if you're the type of person who doesn't always remember to cover the grill or keep it inside out of the weather when you aren't using it.
Cue Richard Marx needle drop blaring in to the championship montage
October 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Cue Richard Marx needle drop blaring in to the championship montage
Really appreciate the Knicks giving the clearest possible example of "water always finds its level"
October 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Really appreciate the Knicks giving the clearest possible example of "water always finds its level"
How long before the story leaks that he has told the executioners on the firing squad to avoid head and heart shots?
October 8, 2026 at 10:33 PM
How long before the story leaks that he has told the executioners on the firing squad to avoid head and heart shots?
It is fairly amusing that for the last few years the 2 most popular "bro culture" things on television are Ellen Degeneres but sports and soap operas for dudes written by Taylor Sheridan
October 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
It is fairly amusing that for the last few years the 2 most popular "bro culture" things on television are Ellen Degeneres but sports and soap operas for dudes written by Taylor Sheridan
No sedation is the only way you can be sure to maintain eye contact with the doctor during the procedure
October 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
No sedation is the only way you can be sure to maintain eye contact with the doctor during the procedure
I left the door open for someone to tell me the alliteration in Skysplaining works better
October 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I left the door open for someone to tell me the alliteration in Skysplaining works better
Bluesplaining is really something
October 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Bluesplaining is really something
Not for nothing but for the past year and change Marc Lahood has had the billboard over his office as an ad with wording that said "endorsed by Trump" and I drove by it this morning and this is now what it looks like
October 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Not for nothing but for the past year and change Marc Lahood has had the billboard over his office as an ad with wording that said "endorsed by Trump" and I drove by it this morning and this is now what it looks like
9/11 was an inside job
October 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
9/11 was an inside job
A fun game to play is looking at early 70s James Taylor and trying to convince yourself that he and Kiké aren't related
October 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
A fun game to play is looking at early 70s James Taylor and trying to convince yourself that he and Kiké aren't related
A friend of mine told me that coding LLMs are the manufacturering equivalent of shitty welds once someone grinds them down & paints them. Basically if you don't know what you're looking at, it looks just like a pro did it...but anyone who knows that inspects it will find how bad the work product is
October 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A friend of mine told me that coding LLMs are the manufacturering equivalent of shitty welds once someone grinds them down & paints them. Basically if you don't know what you're looking at, it looks just like a pro did it...but anyone who knows that inspects it will find how bad the work product is
Scorigami gods must be appeased
October 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Scorigami gods must be appeased
Dude could turn water into wine but just can't reach the cookies on the top shelf
October 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Dude could turn water into wine but just can't reach the cookies on the top shelf
"We may disagree about facts" is weird way to admit your kink is people lying in your face
October 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"We may disagree about facts" is weird way to admit your kink is people lying in your face
Vatican City? They call it a city because even they know until they get a data center they're not a real country.
October 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Vatican City? They call it a city because even they know until they get a data center they're not a real country.
For a guy who isn't racist and claims to hate racism in all of its forms, he sure hangs out with a lot of dudes who say racist shit all the time.
October 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
For a guy who isn't racist and claims to hate racism in all of its forms, he sure hangs out with a lot of dudes who say racist shit all the time.
Can't begin to tell you how unpopular the trifecta of state sanctioned ICE raids, backroom deals for data centers, and $6 a gallon for diesel is down here.
There is no amount of ad money they can spend to overcome how bad current policy has made life for most people
There is no amount of ad money they can spend to overcome how bad current policy has made life for most people
October 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Can't begin to tell you how unpopular the trifecta of state sanctioned ICE raids, backroom deals for data centers, and $6 a gallon for diesel is down here.
There is no amount of ad money they can spend to overcome how bad current policy has made life for most people
There is no amount of ad money they can spend to overcome how bad current policy has made life for most people
Bob has done nothing but show his ass for the last 3 years, how is that man still capable of getting in touch with you to even make the ask?
Growing up in poverty surrounded by minorities and this dude is looking to mend fences and reach across the aisle. Chuck Schumer-ass rapper
Growing up in poverty surrounded by minorities and this dude is looking to mend fences and reach across the aisle. Chuck Schumer-ass rapper
October 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Bob has done nothing but show his ass for the last 3 years, how is that man still capable of getting in touch with you to even make the ask?
Growing up in poverty surrounded by minorities and this dude is looking to mend fences and reach across the aisle. Chuck Schumer-ass rapper
Growing up in poverty surrounded by minorities and this dude is looking to mend fences and reach across the aisle. Chuck Schumer-ass rapper
The moral he took from the story was that Icarus didn't fly close enough?
October 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The moral he took from the story was that Icarus didn't fly close enough?
Being creative is hard...that's why we've done all the heavy stealing for you
October 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Being creative is hard...that's why we've done all the heavy stealing for you
Listen, you uncultured swine, it’s only Doxxing when it comes from the Dox region in France. Anywhere else, and it’s just sparkling identity distribution
October 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Listen, you uncultured swine, it’s only Doxxing when it comes from the Dox region in France. Anywhere else, and it’s just sparkling identity distribution
Even though they said they wouldn't, they actually did kick me in the nuts. But I'm pretty sure that was a mistake and this time they definitely won't...but if they do, hopefully they won't kick as hard
October 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Even though they said they wouldn't, they actually did kick me in the nuts. But I'm pretty sure that was a mistake and this time they definitely won't...but if they do, hopefully they won't kick as hard
The GOP initiation is apparently random dudes jumping their significant other
October 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
The GOP initiation is apparently random dudes jumping their significant other